TPS241: Between The Sheets...Spreadsheets...That Is
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The gang at the Produce Stand are joined by their buddy Jez from Perth, Australia who has analysed the first 240 episodes of the podcast and quizzes them on their own podcast.
Limerick
Jez listened to all of the tracks,
And gathered statistics and facts,
He’s got research in hand,
And spreadsheets for Tan,
‘Cause it’s not just the D that distracts.
Speaker 0
Jez listened to all the tracks and gathers statistics and facts. He's got research in hand and spreadsheets for tan because it's not just the d that distracts. That fresh produce stand there, that's a beauty. Speaker 1
What do you listen to? Speaker 2
My favorite murder podcast. Speaker 0
Jagger and Torrance podcast. The produce stand. Speaker 1
Fucking sexy. Speaker 3
It's thirsty Thursday, and that means we are once again hanging out at the Produce Stand, A podcast paying tribute to everything in the universe. I know what you're thinking. There are many other Letterkenny podcasts out there, but this one can use the pivot table. I'm Al, your host. And joining me in the room is always is lovely Tanya. And online, we have squarely Matt and the uni undefined Victor. And joining us tonight from down under, he's a sports lover, mainly AFL and cricket, which I'm not sure what those things are. He's a jigsaw puzzle enthusiast and enjoys a tasty ale cooking up a good homemade meal. Please join me making some noise for jazz. Wondrous. Oh my gourd. Regret I regret nothing. Welcome back to the produce and jazz. How are you doing? How are you now? Speaker 4
Doing well. Doing very well. Thank you very much for asking. Speaker 3
Now sir. Remind us where you were speaking to us from. Speaker 4
Speaking to you from Perth, Western Australia, the most isolated capital city in the world. Speaker 0
Is that true? Speaker 3
Is that a fact? Speaker 4
It is a fact. Speaker 3
And what makes it so isolated? Is it because you're kind of out in the middle of the desert kind of thing? Speaker 4
So it's three and a half hour fly flight to the next closest capital city. So we're not near we're not in the desert. We're on the coast on the western side of Australia. But, yeah, three and a half hours to to Adelaide, four and a half hours to Melbourne, Sydney. Speaker 3
Flight. Speaker 4
And then flight. That's right. Speaker 3
Now if you were to drive, how long would that take you? Speaker 4
It's, again, the world's longest straight road, the Nullabor plane. I've never done it. I think it's at least a day and a half to get from Perth to Adelaide, and then two days to get to Melbourne. So there's a train that runs the the the entirety of it. The Speaker 3
Right. Speaker 4
Oh, let's do it. Speaker 0
Let's do it. Speaker 3
But you've Speaker 4
never There's Speaker 3
no You've never done that drive, though? Speaker 4
No. No. I I tend to fly quicker, easier. I'm I'm a very busy man now. So Sure. Speaker 3
Well, I but maybe as a kid. I don't know. Like, when you were younger, like, you never wanted to is it one of those things where you have to plan your trip, carefully? Because if you run out of gas between stops, you might be screwed? Speaker 4
Yeah. Pretty much. I think this gas station's about six hundred, seven hundred k's apart Speaker 3
in some Speaker 4
of the places out there. I I did the train back from Kalgoorlie, which is about six hundred kilometers. Mhmm. That's Goldfield Sting, but it's you'd think it'd be nice and beautiful once you kind of look at the scenery for ten minutes. It's all exactly the same. So unless you're trying But Speaker 2
but you're on the train. That's the beauty of it. Speaker 3
Well, it's funny. Jeff says he would love to try to drive that. Of course, our American friends, we we've learned this about them. They love driving. So, having a a road that long, to drive, I think, would would get a lot of them excited. Anyway, thank you for joining us tonight, and let's, get this thing going here with Speaker 4
How are you now? Speaker 3
Tonight's lineup is gonna be myself, Matt, Victor, and then our guest, Jez, will have the last word. Starting with me, what I'm not oh, so this week, is I'm working on the very last episode of, this season, the Yes Rio Open. Can't wait. And so by the end of this week, I'll I'll be a free man for the next four months and have some time again, and maybe we can get back to, you know, doing some, interviews and stuff, which I'm looking forward to because I'm neglecting my duties as as the, producer of this podcast, and haven't been able to get any, any things any guests, lined up anyway. So, hopefully, as of next week, I'll have some more time to do that. In terms of what we're do I mean, we've been watching Palm Royale. That's about it. It's been kind of a what did we do this weekend? Speaker 1
And Elspeth. Speaker 3
Oh, yeah. Elizabeth. Elizabeth's fun. And, yeah. Haven't been doing much. I've just been kinda working. So it's been a boring week. I apologize for that. So maybe Matt Speaker 1
Mother's Day. Speaker 3
Oh, yeah. It was mother well, but, again, I was so busy. I missed Mother's Day did. For my own mom. I mean, we we we took care of Tanya, but, didn't didn't do anything with my mom until yesterday. We had dinner with her yesterday. Speaker 1
Oh, that was partly her though too. Speaker 2
Yeah. That was father with a mother. Speaker 3
Yeah. So yeah. It's kinda boring for me. Anyway, so, Matt, save us here. Save us with something interesting to talk about. Speaker 4
Okay. Speaker 0
I had asparagus tonight with dinner. Okay. Speaker 3
I next. Speaker 4
Hold on. I didn't Speaker 0
I didn't remember, but I went to the bathroom before the show. And that will never not make me laugh. Speaker 4
So that Speaker 1
That is my favorite part too. I get all giddy. I'm like, damn. Speaker 0
Time. Every single time, you laugh. A little chuckle. Like Speaker 1
Did you know that there is, like there's there's, if you if you what is it? Speaker 3
I don't know. Speaker 1
The swab in your mouth? Speaker 4
Worries. Needs more dragons. Speaker 1
This is this is gonna be charades night. Speaker 3
Right. Speaker 1
The swab that you take in your mouth and then you go and send it away and then they tell you where you're from? Speaker 3
For the the DNA test. Yeah. Whatever. Twenty three and me. Speaker 1
Yeah. So, apparently, part of that test, there is, like there's some people that have that smell at the end of after having asparagus and others that don't. Like, they Speaker 2
All there are like you that can't smell. Speaker 0
They're missing out. Speaker 4
And then Speaker 1
there's me that Speaker 0
can't real loss. Speaker 1
It it it's a it's yeah. It's a real treat. Speaker 0
Yeah. I agree. So that's that happened. Is that what you're asking? Speaker 3
Or else you wanted me Speaker 0
to pick up this segment a bit. Speaker 3
Yeah. And and you failed miserably. So let's let's move on to it. Speaker 0
I'm not done. Speaker 4
I'm not that Speaker 0
was that was just the the starting. I Speaker 1
was just Oh, yeah. Speaker 3
I had asparagus. Speaker 0
My, my little guy is in soccer. That's a lot of fun. He's four, which means he doesn't care. And he our goal, if he manages to stay on the field for the entire time, it's a win for us because I don't think he touched the ball once today. But fuck is it funny to watch little kids do sports. Speaker 3
They just follow the ball. Like, they all just Speaker 0
throw it out. Even follow it. Speaker 3
Oh, no? Speaker 0
He didn't follow it. No. No. He's, like, sitting in the corner. He's rolling around. Nothing. Speaker 4
And that's, like, it's a Speaker 1
whole different thing. So it's amazing. That's been a lot of fun. It was like when when Owen Speaker 0
took a tee ball, he was the same. He'd be on the outfield. Speaker 3
He'd be, like, picking grass and doing everything but paying attention to, to the game. Speaker 0
Yeah. He kept stopping to come and tell us that he was still hungry. We're like, well, no. I mean, so if you go get a goal, this actually got him really upset. I said, you go get a goal, and we'll go get some food. And he got out there, and they came back all upset. He's like, I don't know how. Speaker 3
He just said, food is for winners. Now get out there. Speaker 1
Oh my gosh. Speaker 4
When my daughter first started doing that same thing, she went out and would just hold hands with her teammates. We said, no. No. You've gotta focus on the other team. So she turned around and ran to the other team and started holding Speaker 3
their hands instead. Speaker 4
That's so cute. Speaker 1
Oh, it's so bad. Speaker 3
I love it. Speaker 0
Well, that that's fully underway, and the other the older guys start theirs in a couple weeks, so that'll be a little more entertaining. But, that's fun. And the other thing where I mean, nothing wild is spectacular. We're into full on spring cleaning mode right now. So reorganizing everything, bought a new toolbox to organize some shit out there, getting the yard ready, getting the patty the deck ready. And, actually, finally, this year, my I have a couple of little projects that are hoping to get done next couple weeks is, finishing the beside my deck, there's it's dirt, and I'm gonna make a nice path out of that. So that'll be fun. And then actually put a gate on my yard because currently there is not one. So, that's that's really it. Victor, just a quick heads up. I know we often get the spectacle of the Vic of the, trains going by. That's not gonna be there much longer, bud. They, they're building the wall. The wall, the big sound barrier Speaker 3
that they've been finally got his way. Did Speaker 4
he? Yeah. Speaker 0
And he's even making us pay for it. So Speaker 3
Oh, no. Wait. You're Mexican? What? Speaker 2
I'm surprised you're not building it. Speaker 0
Oh, fuck, man. I need them to I need my fence is literally a chunk of my fence is being held up by ratchet straps straps right now, but I can't even fix it because they're digging right behind it. Speaker 3
Uh-huh. Speaker 0
So until they finish what they're doing, I can't even touch mine. Speaker 3
So I'm Speaker 0
just hoping the ratchet straps hold, and then I gain a few extra feet of yard. Speaker 3
Is that say once they're done, you can remove your fence. Right? And then you Speaker 0
Hundred percent. Nice. Yep. I don't That is coming down, and I am what's that? What's the Speaker 1
word called Speaker 3
when you steal land? Appropriating or just No. No. Speaker 1
That's not squatting. Speaker 3
Aquatic colonizing. Sure. Speaker 1
Oh, god. For a trace of stories. Speaker 0
That where I'm stealing land Mhmm. That's what we're gonna do. Yep. So that's fun. That's it. Speaker 3
Alright. Victor. Speaker 2
Oh my god. What you guys consider a treat, I don't even know. Alright. Let's see if we can kind of pick Speaker 0
Annexing. Speaker 3
Thank you, Jeff. Speaker 0
Oh my. Alright. Speaker 3
I think we got canceled with some of those, gases. Alright. Yeah. Speaker 2
Yeah. First of all, let's, give our condolences to Duchy. I know that our American friends don't know who he is. Yeah. But but, it's it's it's a shock. You know, he was part of my youth, and, I mean, like, he's been battling cancer for a while, and he was, kind of trooping it all the way to the end. And, he never wanted anybody to feel sorry for him. But he was, like, yeah, like I said, he was part of my youth, and everybody loved him. And, Speaker 3
So Darren May Speaker 2
he restate it? Speaker 3
He's a a TSN sports anchor. I think he was only fifty seven too Oh. Which is Speaker 2
Yeah. He looked the he looked at fifteen years younger, and Speaker 3
he was Speaker 2
built like a tank. Yeah. Speaker 3
He's built like he he would go out to the combine, like, the NFL combine, and he would be bigger than many of the players he was interviewing. Like, the guy was built like a a tank and, like you said, like, an amazing shape, but colon cancer and then metastasized and then spread or spread all over. And Yeah. It's not colon, prostate prostate cancer. So Oh, really? People get checked. Guys get checked. If it's Yeah. If Wayne can do it, you guys can do it. Seriously. Speaker 2
That's right. Speaker 3
Shocking. Yeah. Fifty seven years old. And, yeah, I I don't think anybody knew he was well, Speaker 2
No. No. Like, people in the circle, they knew. But Yeah. He he he kinda he's been it's been with him for a while. But, anyway, all the best to his family and and close friends and stuff like that, but, it's too bad. And then to pick things up a little bit, so I listened to this podcast, thirty two thoughts with Jeff Merrick and, Elliot Friedman. Speaker 0
Okay. Speaker 2
And, apparently, Jeff is very good friends with Kiso. And Speaker 3
Oh, really? Speaker 2
Yeah. Yeah. So he had a little Kiso story, this week. Oh. It's it's and, I was gonna do some homework, but then I kind of forgot, and I think it's more fun this way. So he called him up and said, you know, so one of the one of the sponsors of their podcast is Montana's. Mhmm. Is Montana's in the states No. Speaker 3
I guess, like, it's a Speaker 4
It's a Speaker 3
restaurant chain up here. I think it's part of the whole Yeah. Austin and all that shit. Yeah. Speaker 2
Yeah. So I don't know. Maybe they are in the states. Maybe not. I'm not sure. But No. So so so, they sponsor the show, and every time they you know, it's time to do the reading, it there's a song that they play. And so Kisa calls him up and says that song has become my earworm, and I can't get out of my head. And I was gonna be So it's gonna be Speaker 3
the next Shoresy episode is what you're saying? Speaker 2
You never know. You never know. So so, I was gonna go and look for the song, but I never got around to it. So it's still something, that needs to be done. So it's a fun little project for those out there. Speaker 3
Jeff Merrick, he's an FOTM. I could maybe get him on our podcast if, you know Speaker 2
He's super fun, and he loves Shorzy. He loves Kiso, so I think let's do it. There's a connection there. Speaker 3
Very cool. Speaker 2
Oh, and the final thing, I watched the movie, so that you didn't have to, on frosted. It was horrible. Speaker 0
Did I not talk about that last week? Speaker 3
Yeah. Matt talked about it. Speaker 0
It was Speaker 3
I Yeah. Speaker 0
It was Speaker 2
it's bad. So forgettable that I Speaker 3
Oh, man. Speaker 2
Hadn't but I hadn't watched it yet. Mhmm. So now I watched it, and I I don't know if you said it was bad. But if you did, I concurred that it's bad. Speaker 0
Yeah. I don't know if it was in the after show or during our show, but I talked about it saying, don't waste your time. Time. Speaker 2
Like, it was just Well, I I have to waste my time and, just Sorry Speaker 0
that I didn't get that noted that information to you sooner. Speaker 2
Yeah. And but, you know, Victor's only Speaker 3
half listening to you at any point there, ma'am. Speaker 2
Well, that's that's true. And and that's being and that's being generous. Speaker 0
That's fair. Speaker 2
It's Speaker 0
okay. I'm only half listening to me too. Speaker 2
Yeah. Yeah. And and on a related semi related note, we did finish the final season of Curb Your Enthusiasm, and that is a funny show, and I fully recommend it to anybody. And, Jerry showed up for the final episode so they could fix the ending to the Seinfeld, fin finale that apparently everybody hated. Speaker 3
I heard I heard all Speaker 4
about it in the Speaker 3
in the podcast today. Speaker 2
Yeah. And they did it. So so that's it. Speaker 3
Very cool. Dan? Speaker 1
Hello. So one thing that you forgot that we did, on Saturday, we went to a friend's fiftieth birthday party Oh, Speaker 3
yeah. Speaker 1
And, met with, saw our friend. We haven't seen him in a while. I haven't seen his kids in a while. And, this friend, he was the first to have kids in our friend group. Speaker 3
Mhmm. Speaker 1
And, I I the the kids were there, and, the oldest is twenty two now and then, her sister, twenty, and then the youngest is eighteen. And I was just hit one after another after another and, so much love from them and just couldn't contain myself and Speaker 3
cried. A blubbering mess. Ugly. Walked into a birthday party. Everyone's everyone's, you know, half in the tank already having a good time, and Tayah just starts bawling seeing these kids she hasn't seen. Speaker 1
I had to I had to turn away and just do a little bit of an ugly cry and then compose myself and come back because it was just so overwhelming. And the love, oh my gosh, just picked right up from the last time I'd seen them, and so much time has just gone by and lovely as always. And, oh, it's just a fantastic night. Just a huge smile on my face, and it was so fitting because the next day was Mother's Day. And and as I said, they were our our the oldest was our first baby, and and going camping with them and, spending weeks on end, every day. And and just she feels like she was my first even though I didn't have her myself. So it was so wonderful to to be with them. And then, of course, our kids on, Sunday, spoiled me rotten and, had lots of family family fun, which I always enjoy. And, yeah. Just wishing a happy Mother's Day to all the lovely mothers out there, and, hope everyone enjoyed themselves and was spoiled rotten. Yeah. It's, yeah, it was great. Speaker 3
Very cool. And, Jas, how about you? How was your Mother's Day? Speaker 4
Mother's Day was good. We actually took a a long weekend, a four day weekend last Friday. So Friday off, Monday off, and went down to a place called Margaret River, which is, about three and a half hours drive south. Great place for fresh produce, nice wineries, got some good beaches, stayed in a place outside of town, did some hikes. And this was the first time we'd gone down with our offspring. So it was a lot less wineries, a lot more touristy things. Did a place called Nigili Caves just out of Yanchep for anybody that knows, which was pretty cool. Speaker 1
Mhmm. Speaker 4
Buses and Jetty, a lot of touristy bits. It was also my wife's birthday on Friday, so we we made sure we looked after her on that. She quite often has her birthday on Mother's Day, so that kinda sucks. So I tried to split it up and, yeah, do a bit of taking her to the places she wanted to to go, check out some of the wineries she wanted to to go to, and found a few little little gems in the the the geographic region of, probably something that neither none of you guys have heard heard of, but a place called Juniper. Went to Bass Felix and a few others that maybe you guys would have heard in Northern Hemisphere. Mhmm. But, yeah, it was a really, really awesome trip. Lot of relaxing, few wines, and then the rest of the week was making up for it because and I was I was gonna question you on this, Victor, because you were talking about how you're gonna be taking Fridays off and and I just always struggle whenever you take a day off of trying to fit five days worth of work into four days. So that's happened two weeks in a row. So I'm, having to work around this, chat today. So if any if my boss asks anybody, we are discussing international examples of pedestrian connectivity associated with transit oriented development. Speaker 3
Well, that's today's theme for sure. Yeah. Of course. So everyone's really curious. Speaker 0
I've been talking about that all day. Speaker 2
We have a theme song specifically Yeah. Yeah. Keyed up Speaker 1
for that. Speaker 3
I'm gonna play it a little bit later. Speaker 1
Apparently, they've already drawn, a mascot for such a thing. So yeah. Speaker 4
If that's all I take to my boss, I'm sure that'll do me really well. Speaker 3
Amazing. Well and Victor doesn't have to worry about fitting five days of work into four days because he's the boss. He can do whatever he wants. So and and he probably does. He probably takes full advantage of that. Right, Victor? Speaker 2
I plead the Speaker 3
fifth. Yeah. Alright. Well, why don't we get started with, tonight? Because everyone's so, so, curious as to what we're doing tonight. And I'm gonna you know, forewarning, this is either gonna be a lot of fun or a shit show. Either way, it'll be fun, hopefully, to listen to. But, let's get this, started here. Speaker 0
Previously on Letterkenny. Speaker 3
Last week, we held our second TPS draft to each pick a hockey team to compete in the no show. And, of course, the winner was Matt, who replaces Victor as the resident hockey expert of this podcast. As usual, be wary of whoever comes to the poker table and says, I don't I've never played before because, that's that's exactly the person who's gonna come away with all your money. This week, we're gonna get between the sheets, spreadsheets that is Oh. With our buddy, Jez. So, Jez, well, before we do that, let's do this. Well, don't bore us. Get to the chorus. Explain, Jez, what exactly because you're basically gonna take over from here on end. What what's happening tonight? Speaker 4
I must say, I didn't realize you were keeping it such a a secret for everybody up until this particular point. So my Speaker 3
Well, I just couldn't I couldn't explain it very well. Speaker 4
So in essence Yeah. Speaker 0
Just for context, we don't know most episodes Speaker 4
helps. So the the the between the sheets element is basically I I think I asked I can't remember who it was, but someone a while back saying, is there a spreadsheet that has all of the ratings that have been given by the hosts over all the episodes, because I just think it'd be really quite interesting to to see who's given what, how it all works out. Turns out it wasn't. So I went through Discord and created one and then kind of just didn't didn't stop there. So just kind of going on a a very long winding road using Excel to incorporate the data of the hosts in terms of, the ratings that you guys have given. And got a few questions for you guys in terms of how you think you went, what did you think was good, what did you think was bad, who do you think you most pair up with. Yeah. Few things like that. So could could go, as Al said, could go really good, could be an absolute train wreck, but, hey. It's gonna Speaker 2
expose us. Speaker 3
It's what Speaker 0
it's gonna do. Speaker 1
I think Speaker 3
I think it's gonna be great. Speaker 1
So I need to I need to get the full scope of what we're looking at here. So is this from, like, the dawn of time on the podcast, or is this pickup from a certain certain season? Speaker 4
So no. This is from the dawn of time. I'll I'll check-in a few disclaimers because, I'm sure, especially in the livestream, there'll be people kinda going, but you didn't include this and how did incorporate this. So all eighty one episodes of Letter Kenny doesn't include any stuff. Speaker 1
Oh, sure. Is it? Speaker 4
It includes holiday episodes. So if there's any season based rankings, the holiday episode goes with whatever season that came beforehand. Yeah. So for example, Saint Perfect's Day goes in season two. I've gone off what was put up in Discord. There was a few that I didn't have the things, so I listened through those and got the Speaker 3
Wow. Could you give me Speaker 4
the links? Speaker 3
Because, I'll I'll need them I'll I'll fill them in the Discord if you have them. Speaker 4
Can do. Speaker 3
Awesome. Speaker 4
And but yeah. That's based on this. So if there are any errors in this that you turn around and say, well, no. I voted this on this one, whatever. Blame out. Also, Excel doesn't really relate well to fresh clearance and compost, so there's some numerical changes that have kind of come through there. Look. There's a million different ways of of kind of dealing with Excel. I, in my job, am not an expert at Excel. I don't excel in Excel. Yeah. But I enjoy sports analysis and things like that. So all I've kinda got to say is if anybody doesn't like how I've done things, I'll give you my address, and you can come to my door and we can have a chat about it. Speaker 1
Jess, I'm so excited about your sheets. Speaker 3
Oh my. Speaker 2
I'm so Yeah. So you know you can use Copilot now, and it will just do it for you. Speaker 3
Then you can't wait to see your sheets. Speaker 1
I can't wait. Are we gonna are we are we gonna get a glimpse of the sheet after? Or or Speaker 4
After. After. Speaker 1
I got it. Speaker 4
Definitely send it through after. So Speaker 3
Alright. I I set up a a whiteboard here with with our names and because you said you wanted to kinda keep scores, so I've I've facilitated that. Speaker 0
It's not displaying properly on the stream now. Speaker 4
That's Speaker 3
well, it's displaying on my stream. So, folks, if you can't see it, maybe just refresh your browser and try it. Speaker 0
I'm only seeing well, I've my browser? Speaker 4
Is the No. For the whole Speaker 3
live stream showing or just Speaker 0
the just the numbers? Speaker 3
Just the numbers. Speaker 1
Just the numbers. Speaker 0
Oh, you you blocked out the Speaker 1
Yes. Speaker 4
The photo Speaker 0
We're not picture that we Speaker 3
doing that. I I wanna see your lovely faces. I could do this, and it'll show, the picture of of the hippo with red eyes that Victor drew. Speaker 0
Well, I think it's important for everyone to know where this started. Speaker 3
And the penis that you drew beside it. Electively. Speaker 4
So Speaker 3
we're I think we're calling that hippo barb. And, yeah. So that's what I was trying to hide. Thanks to Matt and Victor. Speaker 0
No. It's I I thought it was Speaker 1
an error. Speaker 2
Can't see it. Speaker 3
I just I just revealed it for a bit, and now it's gonna go back. It'll it's going away again. Speaker 2
But I'm still seeing it on my screen. Speaker 1
So you take your screen. Are you on an Apple? Just move Am I on an Apple? Just move not even just move your screen over. Just move it over. Just, like, move it over until you see the numbers. Just like just like Speaker 3
If you hold down your space space bar, you can move. Speaker 2
No. I can see I can see our names and Speaker 1
There you go. Speaker 3
Okay. That's all you need to see. That's all Speaker 1
you need. Speaker 2
But that I also see the drawing still. Speaker 3
K. You can size the windows so that you'd see us more than or whatever. You don't need to see us at all. Alright. Alright. Jez, take over, please. Speaker 4
So how I was thinking of running this is is more like a Family Feud style. So I've got fifteen to twenty questions based on this analysis of just a bit of fun and was gonna kind of work it through Family Feud style. So using your lineup now, we'll ask kind of one of you, but you can all kind of chime in and chip and and give recommendations. But so first up is gonna be Al. Alright. So the question's gonna go to Al. Everyone else can kind of jump in if they want. If they don't want, you can choose to listen to them or not listen to them and we'll go around the horn with a few different questions. Yeah. There are a few specific ones that I'm gonna need you all to answer and the probably the biggest ones that you can start thinking about now if you want. What did you think was the worst scored episode of Letterkenny? And what do you think was the best and worst scored season? So we'll get to those ones at the end. Speaker 2
But Okay. Speaker 4
Start off fairly easy. So of Speaker 2
Some some big assumptions in those questions. Speaker 4
This is all statistically based on science. Speaker 3
So the science Speaker 0
is here. Speaker 3
You can't argue science. Speaker 1
It's numbers. Don't question the numbers. The numbers are the numbers. Speaker 2
The assumptions are that we know which seasons are which and which episodes are in which season. Speaker 3
Well, that's your fault. That's that's a Victor problem, not an owl problem. Go ahead, Jez. Don't don't listen to the Speaker 4
Oh, it's all good. It's all good. As I said, this could finish in about ten minutes if it goes badly. Speaker 3
Oh, not the way we're going tonight. It will I feel like we're going long tonight. Right. Speaker 4
So eighty one episodes, including all of the episodes. So before you guys actually started putting the music towards it and calling it a unicorn, how many unicorns do you think have been given in the eighty one episodes? Speaker 3
Oh, jeez. Speaker 4
So, Al, this is to you, but yep. Speaker 3
In eighty one episodes and I used to keep track of this, but, not anymore. I'm gonna say for unicorns, I'm gonna say Speaker 1
Not including Shorzy? Speaker 3
No. Not including Shorzy. Just eighty one Letterkenny episodes. I'm gonna I'm gonna guess, twenty. I think I think it took us a long time to get our first unicorn, but after that, I think we got we got a little unicorn happy after a while. Speaker 0
Yeah. I wrote down nineteen. Speaker 3
Nineteen? So my guess is twenty. Matt says nineteen. Ten, you think higher or lower. Speaker 1
I'm sorry. You said what? Speaker 3
I said twenty. Matt says nineteen. Speaker 1
You didn't say twenty. Did you say Speaker 2
twenty? Not the question. What did you say? Speaker 0
Oh my god. Speaker 3
You need me to roll back the tape? I said twenty. Oh, I see. Nineteen. Speaker 0
So dumb. Speaker 4
So Anyone in the live stream or Speaker 0
playing from Speaker 4
home, you can obviously The live stream does as well. Speaker 1
So I'm gonna say twenty one. Speaker 3
We're playing prices right here? Okay. And, Victor, how many unicorns do you think we gave? Speaker 2
Okay. And and the question is before we started the proper before Speaker 1
we started Speaker 3
Well, we never we never gave a unicorn before unicorns existed. Like, the very first unicorn is when we named it. Speaker 2
I know. But that I feel like that's how Jazz asked the question. Can you can you repeat the question? Speaker 4
So we can okay. Define a uniformity. Longer than we thought it was, Ed, where every every person, is in all four Yeah. Answer fresh. Yeah. So it doesn't have to be the guests. They can add something different, but all four of you have answered Speaker 2
Oh, okay. I get it. Yeah. So we all gave it a fresh, but we didn't know that we had a unicorn yet. I will say, I will say that happened four times. Speaker 3
Four? What? Yes. Speaker 4
Four unicorns. That's weird. Speaker 3
No. No. Speaker 4
I think Victor's Oh, no. Knowing how many before we start you started recognizing. I'm including the ones you didn't recognize. Speaker 3
In eighty one Letterkenny episodes, Victor, how many of those got three fresh ratings or four fresh ratings Speaker 4
for you? Speaker 3
Yeah. Four? You think four? Speaker 2
I think I think four times Speaker 0
You're responsible for a lot as a career. I Speaker 1
I I know. Right? Of the unicorns. All of the unicorns. Speaker 2
I think four four times, the four of us agreed that the episode was Speaker 3
a price. Gonna be very shocked. Austin's guess is eleven, in the live stream. So Eleven. Alright. Speaker 4
So Austin gets closest. Oh. So the answer is fifteen. Speaker 3
Fifteen. Oh. Speaker 4
So in terms of all the seasons, there are two seasons that have three unicorns in each, three seasons that have none. Mhmm. Did anyone wanna have a guess as when the first unicorn was first unicorn episode actually was? Speaker 0
Where we where we called it a unicorn? Speaker 3
No. The first the first time we gave more fetches. Speaker 2
The dating game. Speaker 3
That's the that's Valentine's. Oh, you mean the the yeah. Relationships. Speaker 1
The Relationships. Speaker 3
Relationships. I think it was relationships. What's that? Season three? Speaker 4
Yeah. A lot earlier. You, is actually all got on the on board at season one episode six, flush us in the back bush. Speaker 3
Really? Oh, that's right. Because, one of us was who Matt wasn't with us, and, he gave his by proxy. It was me against Victor and Tanya. I remember this. You remember Speaker 1
that? Yeah. Memory of. Speaker 3
Yeah. Victor and Tanya, were like, I thought I was gonna have to fight against them, but they they gave it both they both gave it afresh. And Matt, who was away for something, I forget what, gave his by proxy. He he emailed his in. Speaker 2
So He was in the toilet. Speaker 3
Yeah. No. No. No. This is before the toilet. Speaker 0
At that time. Speaker 3
I remember because in in the season one trailer, I remember saying to Matt, you hear that, Matt? I got them to defend the show, for that last episode. And, yes. See, that's right. Season one, episode six. Very good. Was there a unicorn in season two at all? Or is that one of the questions? What what Speaker 4
No. No. No. So Speaker 3
the Relationships. Speaker 4
Relationships. Yep. So season two episode three. Season three had no unicorns. Season seven had no unicorns. Season nine had no unicorns. Speaker 3
Interesting. Well, don't give away any other answers there. Speaker 0
Someone fucked it up for Liz Hicks. I'm gonna guess. Speaker 2
I think, yeah, I think it was you. Speaker 4
I don't think this is giving away any some other stuff. Three. No. It was Victor. Speaker 0
Don't get a point? Speaker 3
So the closest so the closest answer was, awesome with eleven, but the actual answer is fifteen. So that's that's interesting. Okay? Speaker 4
I was gonna gonna give a couple either way, but I think you guys were a bit too, too happy. Mhmm. So there's been two twice that there's been what I'm calling reverse unicorns. So no all composts, but where everybody has given a clearance. So red card, yellow card, and national senior hockey. Well, I haven't said spelled the full name of that. Senior hockey tournament. So everyone gave clearances for that. Speaker 3
That was what I call the Walmart unicorn because it was all on clearance. There. Speaker 4
Yeah. Beautiful. Alright. Question two. So I don't know if I should be given a point for this, but the question I've got up is who is the biggest Grinch and gave the most number of compost? I really should say, how many composts did Victor give? That thank you. Speaker 0
That's that does sound more accurate. Speaker 3
So out of eighty one episodes, how many composts has Victor given? And, Matt This one's been Matt. Yeah. This was for you, Matt. Speaker 2
I don't think it's that many. Speaker 3
And in the live stream, give us your guesses. Speaker 0
I'm gonna say, I almost wanna give him at least there's twelve I'm gonna give him I'm gonna give him twelve. I'm gonna say there's at least one a season. There might have been a couple clean seasons, but he probably doubled up on another one. So I'm gonna go I'm gonna just round it out and go on average, one a season to twelve. Speaker 3
So you think twelve? Next up oh, Victor. Yeah. Victor. How many how many composts do you think you've given? Speaker 2
I don't know. I'll give it a lucky Speaker 3
thirteen. Thirteen? Speaker 0
He's going higher. Dania? Speaker 1
So there's twelve seasons. Speaker 4
Mhmm. Speaker 1
Two compost a season. Speaker 3
You're going twenty four? Speaker 1
I'm going twenty four. Speaker 3
Going high Speaker 1
on the higher end. Speaker 0
Doubling it up, Yeah. Speaker 3
On the live stream, we have guesses of, Awesome says ten. Chad says thirteen. Mike thinks it's twenty two, so he's close to Tanya. I think I'm gonna go around I'm gonna go fifteen. I'll say fifteen. Speaker 4
Well done. That is exactly right. Fifteen. Speaker 3
Fifteen? Really? Fifteen? Speaker 4
Wow. Eighteen point nearly nineteen percent of his votes were compost. Speaker 3
Nineteen. So so it's not Speaker 4
bad. To clarify this, Victor actually missed out an episode as well. Same as Matt, same as Tanya. So they're out of eighty rather than eighty one. Speaker 3
Right. Speaker 4
But, yeah, still, nineteen, nearly twenty percent compost. Jesus. Speaker 2
I I'm pretty sure I mailed in my vote, but I guess never arrived. Speaker 3
So Victor has had as as given as many compost as the four of us have given unicorns because because fifteen seems to be the magic number here. Yep. You have to balance out the fanboyness that's going on. Speaker 2
That is shocking. Lot, man. That's a lot Speaker 3
of So Trey Trey says Speaker 1
feel like there was more. Speaker 3
Trace in the live stream says he does know how many unicorns Victor has killed. So maybe we'll get back to that in case, that's one of, Jess's, fun facts. Speaker 4
But I'll try I can probably figure that one out by the end of the show. So Speaker 2
I know for a fact that I'm not the only one here that's killed unicorns. I may have killed the most. Speaker 1
Yeah. Speaker 3
I think you're the Right. The biggest unicorn killer. Alright. Cool. I think I get a point for that. Matt. Oh, sorry. Speaker 4
You might you might win it with one as well to to see how we're going. Alright. Anyway Next. So okay. Turning the tables now. So, Victor, you're you're up. Hey. There is a train. So, Victor, you're up. We all know that Matt is the biggest fanboy. How many freshers did Matt give over eighty episodes? Now I'll give you maybe a bit of a range. I'll see if Speaker 3
the biggest? Oh, yeah. Easily, Matt. Easily. Speaker 2
Only only on your deck. Speaker 4
What what was the what Speaker 0
was the No. Speaker 3
Don't give a range. Just just let's do a higher like, who can get the closest number? Speaker 4
Yeah. Close point point to the class. Close to the class. Speaker 3
And in live stream, play along. Play along. Speaker 2
Alright. Speaker 3
How many freshes has Matt given in eighty one episode or in eighty episodes if because you say eighty. Speaker 0
Yeah. Speaker 2
I think we're in the high numbers here. I I will say he's given I I will say out of eighty one episodes, he has given fifty four freshes. Speaker 3
Wow. Fifty four. Okay. After Victor's Tanya. Tanya? Speaker 1
I'm gonna sit it around, like I'm gonna say forty two. Speaker 3
Forty two. Isn't that the answer Speaker 2
to this? It is it is the right number. Speaker 3
It's the answer Speaker 1
to this. Right? Speaker 0
That's the answer to everything. Speaker 1
That's the reason why it is. Speaker 3
Right? Before mine's I'm gonna say sixty. I think I think it was it's high. I think it's around sixty. On the live stream, we have guesses of Chad says sixty five. Jeff says thirty four. I believe that's low. Miss Casey thinks seventy two, which Speaker 0
Come on. Speaker 4
At two Speaker 3
of eighty. Colin thinks forty seven, and Zach thinks forty oh, and Austin thinks sixty, and Zach says forty six, and Mike says sixty two. So, Matt, how many freshes do you think you've got? Speaker 0
Well, I don't think it's as high, but I'm kinda hoping the answer is sixty nine. Speaker 3
So I'm Speaker 0
gonna go with sixty Speaker 4
nine. Alright. Speaker 0
It would it would work out very convenient. Speaker 4
That's all? Alright. So second question I wrote, somebody actually did get the right answer. Speaker 3
Who what's the answer? Speaker 4
The answer is fifty four, Victor. Okay. Who knows? Speaker 3
Oh, Victor got rid of that. Wow. Speaker 4
Could be out sixty seven and a half percent. And I know I kind of led with saying we all obviously know. It's actually somewhat close. So it's a fifty four out of eighty. Tanya, you got fifty two out of eighty. Speaker 3
Yeah. Once we convinced Tanya, she was all in with the freshest. Speaker 2
Well, I feel like that's probably, like, the hardest question that you're gonna ask today. I think I need to do a mic drop, and Speaker 4
I know. Just just Speaker 3
leave somebody else. Speaker 0
What were the other what was Al's percentage? Speaker 4
So Al was, fifty two as well, but he had one more episode. So sixty four, sixty five percent. You're up about sixty well, sixty seven and a half percent. Okay. And Speaker 0
what was the victor? Speaker 4
That's I didn't have that written down here. Speaker 0
Oh, come. Sorry. Yeah. Speaker 4
I did that. Speaker 3
It's probably it's probably the third. I'm gonna say it's in the thirty. Five. Oh, forty? Okay. Forty five. Wow. That's high. Speaker 4
Sorry. Sorry. No. That was four so forty five percent. Thirty six. Speaker 3
Oh, I was gonna say it's in the thirties. I thought Speaker 4
it was in the thirties. Speaker 3
Trace says it it'll be lower because he's gotta show up for the shows. So that's a bit of a dig on Matt's, Speaker 4
and He he skipping all the other episodes. Obviously, when I went through this to the fact that you three of you only missed one episode Mhmm. Because, yeah, you guys were all off gallivanting around and everything else. So Well, Speaker 3
once the pandemic ended, like, yeah, things got tougher to to keep this thing going on a weekly basis. Alright. This is alright. This is good. I love it. Speaker 0
Like this. Speaker 3
Yeah. Let's Tanya, you're up next. Speaker 4
Alright. Speaker 3
Victor would you can't give yourself. If anything, I can't change your can I change it? I can't change it. Speaker 4
Right. I mean So this one I knew I should've got more questions in for this one. So this is actually gonna be a question to to all people again kinda close this point. Favorite season of Letterkenny. So this is based on your own personal favorite season. So we could go through and and do it one by one and try and all guess Tanya's favorite, Matt's favorite, Victor's favorite, Al's favorite, or you could just all guess your own. That's Speaker 3
Favorite season? Speaker 4
Yes. Speaker 2
Based on ratings? Speaker 4
Based on ratings. Speaker 0
Oh, our individual favorites. Speaker 4
Yes. So twelve seasons. So I will get to the last one as to to collective what's the best in my season. But individually, which season did you think was the best? Speaker 2
Oh. I can't remember them. I will say season eleven. Speaker 0
I'm on IMDB just kinda glancing at the episode to see where I may have landed. Speaker 3
So just a quick Speaker 2
quick overview. Speaker 3
Season eleven has made two four d gens, influenzas, nudes, lost dog, Okoyo, and chips. That's eleven. Sun ten is Sundays for picking stones, vidlock, prostate, dick meat, dealership, king of suckers. I skipped twelve because that's the most recent one. You guys should remember that. Nine is American Buck and Dough Kids with Problems, Scorched Earth, Mitzvah, Sleepover, Breastaurant, Indian Energy. Eight is, Misfire, Victor's favorite. National Senior Hockey Tournament, the Rippers, Firda, yard sale, Saturday, Holy Sheet, Day Beers Day. Seven is in the two in it. W's talk, baby letter k versus penny. Nut. Red card, yellow card, crack and egg. Six is three wise men, bush party season, the city, dick slip out, different strokes, and you. Five is I We don't fight at weddings, the old college try, hard right j, Letterkenny spelling bee, back to back to back Bokey Beach. I'm feeling five. I'm feeling four. Four is Superhard Easter, Letter Kenny leave, Talent Show. Oh, those are two good ones. Wait a Man's Heart, Fuss at the Golf. Oh, yeah. Between five and four. The Haunting of Modine's is at season three. Bradley is a killer, battle for Bonnie, Lace Heeks, Modine's two, Puck Bunny's Sledge Shack. Season two, Saint Perfect's Day, Finding Stormy a Stud, Uncle Eddie's Trust, the native flu, Relationships, Selection, Fassa Diego, and then season one is, Ain't No Reason I Get Excited. Super Soft Birthday, Fart Book, Wing Wingman Wayne, Rave, or fuss in the back bush. Okay. Speaker 0
Okay. Speaker 3
So, Tanya, so do you you want Tanya to guess each one of our favorite seasons? Speaker 4
No. Let's just go with your own individual Which favorite season? Speaker 3
Do you think you rated the highest? Speaker 1
Oh, gosh. Let's go wait. I'm sorry. What was four and what was five? Can I see? Flip. Flip. Speaker 3
That's a strong one. Four and five. Speaker 4
Well, while Four and five. Tanya's deciding Mhmm. I've also managed to go through the data we've got and found out how many times Victor did kill the unicorn. Oh. It was five five times Victor killed the unicorn. Five. Speaker 2
He wasn't Speaker 4
the only one. There there was a couple of others. I didn't get exactly which ones or which episodes. He wasn't the only one that killed the unicorn, but Yeah. Speaker 0
Five. I know I killed a couple. Speaker 2
Five five is unicorn. Five is alright. Speaker 3
I can Speaker 0
mess with that. Speaker 3
I thought it'd be long higher than that. I I definitely thought he would've I feel like killing a unicorn, though, has to mean you were the last one to give a rating, and the first three were freshes. You know what I mean? Speaker 2
Would not have been influenced by your votes. Speaker 3
Yeah. We we understand that, Victor. Speaker 0
So I get what you're saying now. Speaker 3
Like, I think if you start off giving it a a clearance and everyone else after you gives it a fresh, you didn't really kill that unicorn because it wasn't a potential unicorn until Speaker 0
It's like in it's like in everything. Like, if, like, a shootout and it's, like, tied and the last person misses, they lost the game. Speaker 2
Yeah. That's that's more of a tomato tomato kinda thing. I don't know. Speaker 3
Tanya's still she's doing her analysis. Speaker 1
My gosh. Okay. We, go here. Speaker 2
Would you like the jet did you did you get that Jeopardy song I told you about? Speaker 3
Or did you Speaker 2
add that to your soundboard? Speaker 3
But I've got, I've got the match game one here. Here we go. Let's get the Speaker 2
I feel like she's not feeling the tension from this. Just having fun with that one. Speaker 1
This let's go hit this one. Speaker 4
That's Speaker 3
that's the theme. Yes, sir. Let me let me do this one. Speaker 1
I feel like it's gonna be gotta be something with the with the dicks in it. Dicks slip out. I feel like that I'm gonna go with number six. Speaker 3
Tanya thinks season six is the highest rated season. Her highest rated season. Speaker 4
For her. For her. For her. Really is. Speaker 1
Oh, maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe not. No. No. I'm sorry. Speaker 2
Hey. While she's while she's Okay. Thinking can you read out? Oh, okay. Alright. Go go for it. Go. But you better say Speaker 1
something. With five. Five. Five is my answer. Speaker 4
Incorrect. Fucking five. Ten. So you'll season ten. King of Suckers dealership, dick meat, prostate dick meat, prostate, and then there's a dick. Speaker 1
Oh, there's the dicks. Yeah. The dicks and the prostate. That Speaker 3
makes sense. Prostate. Speaker 1
Those those two things go together. Speaker 3
Alright. So which match? Speaker 1
That makes sense. Speaker 3
Alright. So to me now, which one did I rate rate highest? Speaker 4
Skip skip it ahead. Jeez. The host, and he thinks he can learn it. Matt, we're up to Matt. Speaker 0
I heard it. Speaker 3
Yeah. I heard it. On my on my lineup, it said, okay. Speaker 4
No. You're you're you're right. Sorry. Sorry. Speaker 0
Sorry. See? You gave him you gave him back the power, Jess. Just like that. Speaker 3
I think, I'm gonna I'm gonna say four. I think season four because it had talent show. It had us at the golf course, it had way to yeah. I think it was four. Speaker 4
Yes. Yeah. Season four was your favorite episode. So favorite season. Speaker 3
Sweet. Now, Matt, it's your turn. Speaker 0
Yeah. I'm, like, I'm torn. I know I gave a lot of freshes. That's apparently the day of Speaker 2
the show. The lobe. Speaker 0
And and where my head's, like, four, ten, Speaker 4
or twelve. Speaker 0
I I because I know I even gave twelve. I really like I know there was some debate on twelve, but I know I really enjoyed twelve. But I feel like it's between four and ten. Mhmm. But I'm gonna go four as well. Speaker 4
Nope. Where did I actually put the answer to that? Matt was season eleven. So you did you did miss one of the episodes, so DJN's might have brought it down, but the six that you were actually there for, so Chip, Sequoia, Lost Dog, Nudes, Influenza, and May two four, you gave freshers to all of Speaker 3
them. Interesting. Speaker 0
Wow. Okay. There's no tie in this on another season? It feels like there's some other win now. K? Nope. So you're talking data, man. Speaker 3
Data doesn't lie. Victor? Speaker 2
I was gonna say four as well, but I I really don't know. I think Speaker 1
you were still grumpy in four. Speaker 2
I'm gonna go I I know it's fairly early, but I think there was a few episodes there that I did enjoy, so I'm gonna go with four. Speaker 4
Close season five. Speaker 3
So Oh, Speaker 2
was that the first dick season? Speaker 4
Fight at weddings, old college try, hard work j, spelling three, back to back to back. Speaker 3
That one's a strong c I'm surprised that's not Matt's because he you were very high in Bake Biche and, Speaker 1
was five. Speaker 3
And, what yeah. Well but Victor and Matt both got offended with the we don't fight at weddings because Speaker 0
the city is for that. Speaker 2
It was a dumb it was a dumb premise. Speaker 3
You're you're you guys are being, snowflakes with that one. Okay. Alright. So I'm the only one who got a point there. Carry on, Jez. Who's next? Speaker 4
So we're gonna flip that around and say worst season. So Worst. Least liked. Oh, I know. That's gotta be right in the middle Speaker 1
for me. Speaker 2
Oh, which was the season that had that really terrible episode? Not the sleepover one, but the one where the everyone's kind of making cunt jokes. Well, Speaker 3
we're gonna have to be way more specific than that. Speaker 2
No. There was one episode where that was just like a continuous Speaker 0
Standby for awesome. Speaker 2
It was just it was one of the most repulsive episodes of the whole series for me. Speaker 0
Okay. I don't know. Speaker 3
Tanya's just going through the season. Do you want Speaker 0
me to do you want me to take my guess? Speaker 3
Yeah. Go for it, Matt. Speaker 0
I'm gonna say I'm feeling like it's, like, season seven. Speaker 1
Oh, that was my thing. Speaker 4
Favorite. No. No way. You had you had a tie for both season two and three. Really? Wow. Speaker 2
Two and three would have been good. You had two chances, and you blew both of them. Speaker 0
Really? Wow. I think you were So I'm just yeah. I'm Yeah. You were trying to be more critical back then? Speaker 3
I think you were. I think you're being more critical back then and, but yeah. Speaker 2
I was influencing you. Speaker 3
Interesting. Dan, do you have an answer yet? Speaker 1
Come back here. Speaker 3
Oh, come on. Yeah. Yours should be easy. I think it was probably this one. No? Speaker 4
The one with Fartbook? Speaker 3
Yeah. Season one. Speaker 1
I liked Fartbook. Speaker 3
We started this whole podcast with you hating the show. So if you're gonna give the most low ratings, it'd be season one. Speaker 1
I would think so too. Speaker 2
Stop leading the witness and letter Speaker 4
to five minutes. I Speaker 3
know. I don't know Speaker 1
what happened. I was I was already pointing to it. Yeah. Let's go with let's go with one. Speaker 4
Not season one. Speaker 3
Not season one? Speaker 1
Okay. Then I'm going with my first fight. Speaker 0
You can't change your mood. You you can't how the game works. Speaker 3
Wait. Wait. Which one was it, Jess? Uh-oh. Jess froze. Speaker 1
It's okay. He'll be back. Speaker 3
Oh, no. Speaker 4
He's done with the Melbourne. Oh, there he is. Speaker 3
There you are. Hold on. You have to catch up here. Speaker 4
I think I dropped out. Speaker 3
Okay. You're I think you're back. Speaker 4
There we go. Back. So Tanya's were Tanya's one. So no. Tanya, that was wrong. Speaker 3
What what was the right answer for Tanya? Speaker 1
Not very good at this time. Speaker 3
Season two. Two. So two is it, Lois? Speaker 1
Two. Speaker 4
Interesting. Coming back. Speaker 3
Perfect. Okay. And, Victor, what what do you think yours was? Speaker 2
Oh, man. I I mean, the right answer would be probably going early, but then I think there was a bit of a dip, like, after season six. So and I can't remember which which of those seasons was the worst one. But Yeah. Speaker 0
That's when I focused too because, like, remember seven and eight? Speaker 2
Can you read out the episodes for seven again? Speaker 3
For seven was, crack an egg, red red card, yellow card, nyet, letter Kenny versus Penny, w w's talk baby, and in it to win it. Speaker 2
W's. I don't I don't know. I don't think, it's not that one. Maybe it's season eight. I I will Speaker 3
I'll go with eight. Eight. Misfire. Yeah. You hated that one. But that one had a a dicks episode in there. Anyway, Jazz, what Yeah. His his pick is eight. Speaker 4
Yes. Incorrect. It was close. That was the second hatest second hatest second worst season. Yeah. Season eleven. So Chips, koiya, lost dog, nudes, influenzas, d gens, and made to four. So Oh. You gave four composts in that season. So Speaker 3
Four composts. Speaker 2
That season. Speaker 3
Victor. So disappointing. I say my my guess is season seven because that's crack an egg. I think it's season seven for me. Speaker 4
Somebody pays attention. Yes. Al, you're right. Woo hoo. Speaker 3
I'm good at this game. Speaker 0
Feel like he did studying before this? Speaker 3
I did not. I did not. Speaker 1
I feel like I'm gonna make a quiz of other questions for you and see if you do as well. Speaker 3
No. Let's not do that. We're we're we're about to hit twenty five years married. Let's let's not let's not Speaker 4
think so. It's it's okay. I can ruin that marriage with a later question. That's fine. Alright. So, interestingly, season three, was only just under season four. I think it's what you put down for your favorite l and actually Matt's lowest. So interesting there. And season eleven was Matt's highest and Victor's lowest. So yeah. Fun facts. Speaker 3
Mhmm. Speaker 1
Alright. Speaker 3
Love it. Speaker 4
Look at look at the live stream now. So we've got now who Ali, you keep in the order and who who's it up to now? Speaker 3
No. I've kinda lost track, so start with whomever you want. I'll Speaker 4
work. Yeah. I think it's oh, we're losing you again. Sorry. I think I I think I froze. I'm back. Okay. Speaker 3
Yeah. You're back. Speaker 4
Right. Who's up? Speaker 3
Yeah. I don't know. I've lost track, so start with whomever you want. Speaker 4
Well, Al, you got the last question right. So let's go to you first, and everyone can copy your answer if they want. Perfect. Guests appeared on sixty eight episodes. Speaker 3
Mhmm. Speaker 4
Question is, who had the best rapport with the guests? I matched the same rating for the guests. So if they voted clearance, you voted clearance. If they voted fresh, you voted fresh. Speaker 0
Who's the people's champ is what you're saying? Speaker 1
Yes. Me. Speaker 3
I'm gonna say so my guess so which one of the four of us matched with our guests the most? Right? I'm gonna say Matt because he's overall the more positive. And as far as I can remember, our guests were overall positive for them. I I can't remember many guests who who did not give a fresh, so I think it's Matt. Speaker 2
I would, begrudgingly, agree with that. Speaker 0
I would very happily Speaker 1
agree with that. And, Tim? I'm warning myself, dude. Speaker 3
Tim is warning herself. Speaker 4
Gone rogue. Speaker 1
Service. Sorry. Speaker 4
Doesn't pay off this time. Forty eight of the sixty eight episodes, agreed. It was close. So Al so Tanya, you're on forty seven. Al was on forty six, and Victor was twelve behind on thirty seven. So and I totally agree with that because Matt was the only one that agreed with me, giving fresh to I'm a d ten. So completely well deserved, Matt. And I didn't read that at all. Speaker 1
That didn't Speaker 0
work. I like that stat. Speaker 4
So so did you do the three points to Al, Matt, and Victor? You you check this up. I did. Beautiful. So kind of leading on from that Mhmm. You I am you've already given an opinion, but you maybe haven't actually known the question. Do you think guests were harder or easier, Marcus, than the hosts? Speaker 3
It's pretty easy. I think I mean, are you asking me? Who who want you know what? Victor, you answer first. Speaker 2
So ask the question again just so I understand. Speaker 4
Do you think the guests were harder or easier markers than the host? Now this is the host as a collective, so not individual hosts, but as a Speaker 2
consumer So I have to take the average of the two of of of the fanboy and the new fanboy and and then Al who's kinda neutral and and me. And I think for the most part, even if even after taking the averages, I would still say that the guess, for the most part, were more positive. There was a few that were come, you know, that came hard, but I think most of them came with fresh ratings. You know what? Like, that's a hard one. I think this is gonna be close, but I'm just gonna take a flyer and say it's the guess. Speaker 3
Okay. Jaz? Speaker 4
Do anyone else wanna give it a crack? Speaker 0
I I agree. Speaker 3
Yeah. I agree too. Yeah. Speaker 1
No. I don't know. I just have to be opposite of you guys. Speaker 3
Do you really? You're play playing the role of Victor tonight is, ten. Speaker 1
Fucking let's go with no. Yeah. Yeah. Speaker 4
Go go rogue and once again, it didn't pay off for it. So no. There's Speaker 0
a pattern power here. Speaker 4
Quite obviously. In fact, Speaker 2
I'm not. Speaker 1
There's no. Are you funny? Speaker 4
Fifty six out of the sixty eight, episodes that guests were on, they gave it freshers. So, no composts were ever given by a guest. Now this doesn't include kind of the end of season, egg holes, anything like that where people have kind of given episode rundowns, just where that was the only guest on. Speaker 3
No canvas. Speaker 4
Bonus bonus point. And we could take first episode. Who was the first guest to give a clearance? Oh. Speaker 2
Oh, man. Now Adrian I think I have to think I don't Speaker 0
know why, but I'm feeling Adrian Speaker 2
who our first guests were. Speaker 3
Chad says it was him. Matt? Chad. Chad says it was him. Speaker 0
Oh, I'd be Chad. Speaker 3
Trace thinks it was Chad as well. So, Matt, your your guess is Adrian? Speaker 0
Yeah. I'm feeling like I've I've weird memory. I could be wrong, but I feel like it's Adrian. Speaker 3
I'll go with Mike. I feel like Mike gave it gave it an episode. Benelli? Yeah. I feel like Benelli gave an episode. Speaker 2
You're confusing him with with his rating of me. Speaker 3
Possibly. Speaker 0
That's fair. Speaker 3
So I'll I'll go with Mike. So Matt's got Adrian. I'm going with Mike ten. What who who are you thinking? Speaker 1
I'm thinking. Speaker 3
Victor, while Tanya thinks? Speaker 2
I'm just trying to think, like, when what season did we start having guests? Speaker 3
Like, three or four. Three. I forget. Yeah. Eliza was our first guest. That's all I remember. Speaker 2
There's no way she gave anything less than a fresh. Right? Speaker 4
Not what you had down on Discord, Al, in terms of the guest votes. Speaker 3
The she wasn't the first guest? Speaker 2
I'm gonna No. I'm gonna was was Joshua ever a Speaker 4
guest Yeah. Of course. On our episode? Couple of times a second. Speaker 2
I will I will say Joshua. Speaker 3
Josh? Okay. What's the answer? Speaker 4
Answer is Dennis. Speaker 3
Google? Speaker 4
Now Oh, well, it was a guy long while when Dennis used to come on a fair bit and would Yeah. Kinda be there almost week by week. So it's between Dean and Dennis have been down since most of season three now. Again, this may have been put in as after the fact and all the rest of it all up down in Speaker 3
the discord. Dennis, Dennis was on that season ending recap with Dean. Speaker 4
Yeah. Speaker 3
And whatever ratings they gave, I might have gone back and and rerated those. But, anyway, so Dennis is the right answer, and none of us got Dennis. Speaker 2
Those those are asterisks Mhmm. For me because they're not real time. Speaker 4
Okay. Well, then going into real guests, the first would have and they got it right on the live stream, Chad, With season six or Speaker 0
none Chad No. Speaker 4
Six one? Is that Chad? Speaker 3
Yeah. Okay. Chad. Speaker 2
Yeah. I I think Chad is the more authentic answer. Speaker 3
Okay. Anyway, none of us got it. Chad is the only one who got it. Speaker 4
Yay. The crew of our livestream. Go ahead. Well done, Chad. Well, Speaker 3
Chad and Austin agreed, and Trace agreed. Speaker 0
That's amazing. Speaker 2
Is is this the first time that Chad has been the correct answer to a question? Speaker 3
I don't I don't know. Speaker 2
And I'm not talking about a police lineup. Speaker 3
Oh, no. Come on. Come on. Not Chad. Chad's a good guy. Speaker 4
Chad's a Chad's Speaker 3
a really good guy. He he he took that personally. Alright. What's the next question? Let's go Victor, we'll we'll we'll answer the next one. Speaker 4
Sports ball talk. So talk and tricks. Speaker 0
Nail this one. Speaker 4
Who gave the most fresh ratings in a row? And a bonus point if you can name how long that streak actually was. Wow. Okay. Which of you four gave the longest frame? Speaker 2
Wouldn't it be the one that had fifty four freshens altogether? Speaker 1
That's what Speaker 0
Maybe. Speaker 1
My math if if my maths is right, I'm gonna say it's Matt. Speaker 3
Okay. So I think we're all gonna say Matt. So Who's going with Speaker 2
the odds on this. Matt. Speaker 3
Let's do the Speaker 1
You know what? I'm going with awesome. Speaker 3
No. No. I think we all agree it's Matt, but let's do the over under or the who who can get the closest. So what was his streak, his fresh streak, which is that'll be interesting. Victor, what do you think? Speaker 2
I think, probably grade ten. Speaker 3
What? Speaker 0
No? Grade ten. Speaker 2
Oh, man. At the season opener at the Skydome? Speaker 3
No. Victor, how many how many in a row do you think Matt got up to with Speaker 1
the first Speaker 2
Oh, you're talking about, the a different kind Speaker 4
of street. Speaker 3
Yes. Yes. Speaker 2
Right. Speaker 0
One time. Speaker 2
I will say I will say he did it at I would say he did it five times. Speaker 3
Five in a row. Five freshers in a row? Okay. Yeah. Ten? Speaker 1
I like five. I'll say I'll say he got to six. Speaker 3
Yeah. You guys are all way down way low. I I'm pretty sure he he went a couple of seasons giving freshers, so I'm gonna say twelve. Wow. Really? Yeah. I I think so. Matt, what do you think? Speaker 0
I think there's an overlap on seasons, but I'm I I think there's something in the middle. So I'm gonna say lucky number seven. Speaker 3
Seven? Alright. And then livestream, Jeff thinks eleven. Miss Casey thinks eight. Oh, Chad says eight. So what's the right answer? Speaker 4
So first of all, the right answer is not Matt. The person who had the highest streak was actually Tanya. Oh. Yep. Speaker 0
Wow. Redemption. Speaker 4
So and yeah. Speaker 2
Like I said, the new fanboy. Speaker 4
Where's my graphs that I had up? So, yeah, twice, actually. The same amount twice more than anyone else. Matt's highest was or low longest streak was seven. Al had a longest streak of eight. Tanya had a longest streak of nine twice. Speaker 2
Wow. Wow. Speaker 1
If you can be Speaker 4
one, you should be ambitious. Speaker 2
Wait. You never said what my longest is. Speaker 3
Not that low. Speaker 0
Not intentional. Speaker 3
The the Speaker 4
next question is how the longest streak of of Victor's, composts, but, let's keep with that. Longest streak your longest streak was five. Speaker 3
Of freshers? Speaker 4
Of of freshers for for Victor. So if Speaker 3
Victor gave five freshers in a o Speaker 1
I no. I would not have guessed. Speaker 2
I'd rather have a point for that. Speaker 3
No. I would have lost a lot of money on that. I'm gonna say Victor's, compost streak is probably, like, three or four. Three. Speaker 1
Yeah. Speaker 0
I'd I would say three. Yeah. Speaker 3
Go ahead. Speaker 1
Of of Victor's lawn he we just found out. Speaker 3
Did we not? Speaker 1
Oh, compost. Speaker 0
No. I'm gonna say four. There was one season that he was really I don't remember what it was. There's one he's really hating on, so I'm gonna say four, actually. Speaker 3
Chad thinks four. Casey thinks three. Trace thinks three. Speaker 1
I'm gonna say five. Speaker 3
Five? Five composts in a row? I don't think even Victor would be that low. I don't know. We'll see. Speaker 1
Actually, a season six okay. So season is six. Yeah. So You Speaker 3
think he went a whole season of Speaker 1
that number? Four. Speaker 3
Jess, do you have that number? I'm I'm only assuming you do. Speaker 4
Or five. I do. This is this is we've skipped a few questions, so that's fine. Okay. So no. That it's it is only two. Speaker 3
Two. Speaker 2
Hey. That I get a point. Speaker 3
I get Did you say two, Victor? Speaker 2
I of course, I did. Speaker 4
Alright. I don't know. Okay. Speaker 3
I'll give you a point. Speaker 4
I can't figure out exactly where that is. Where's my Speaker 1
K. Let problem. Jess lead. Speaker 3
Well, the Well, I Speaker 4
I just wanna jump back to the question before in terms of Tanya's streak because as I said, you got nine Mhmm. Twice Wow. But it was only separated by one episode. So, here we go, Chad. If you didn't give sleepover a Speaker 1
I didn't. Speaker 4
Clearance, you would have gone you would have drink of nine days. Refreshed? Speaker 1
No. I didn't. Speaker 2
I think I am a villain to her on that one. Speaker 1
I was Yeah. Her victory occurred. Going back and forth back and forth. I later slept and and have rethought my my decision. But, yes, the first the first watch through, I was like, what the hell? Why did the TV turn off? And I wasn't completely understanding. Speaker 3
Victor gets a lot of shit for ruining that, but it wasn't a unicorn to begin with. Speaker 1
No. It wasn't. See? Your memory is not all that. Speaker 3
Well, there you go. See? Speaker 1
I know. Speaker 4
Wow. So season eight, episode three rippers, right the way through to season ten, International Women's Day. So nineteen episodes with the exception of sleepover. Wow. Speaker 3
So that's embarrassing. Had you, like, actually, you know, paid attention in sleepover, it would have been a a Speaker 1
I was like, no. The TV turned off. Like, I thought that there was some outages going on. Speaker 2
Just giving giving giving out freshers like they were, you know, Halloween candy. Candy. Speaker 3
No. Well, we we set up we had a mission in this podcast, and we accomplished a mission. Alright? That's the way I look Speaker 4
at it. Speaker 3
It's a successful podcast because we accomplished Speaker 2
We we overshot. Speaker 4
Do we wanna do clearances? So in the middle, who had the longest streak of clearances? Speaker 3
Oh, it's easily it's gotta be it's gotta be Victor. No? Yeah. I know Victor. Speaker 0
Longest streak. I I'm almost feeling this one belongs to Al. Speaker 1
Of Clarence? Speaker 0
I feel like there's a couple seasons where you were you were on the fence the whole season. I don't remember when, but it sounds familiar to me. Speaker 1
Yeah. I I kinda for a while. Speaker 2
If you weren't signing Adam, you would be a neutron. Speaker 4
What? Speaker 3
Alright. So Matt give Speaker 4
an answer? Speaker 3
Matt and Victor thinks it's me. Tanya, who do you think? Speaker 1
I feel that it's you. Yeah. Sure. Speaker 3
I think it's Victor. Speaker 4
So Jez? Speaker 1
I'll I'll jump on the same bandwagon. Watch it be wrong this time. Speaker 4
Yeah. Watch it's wrong. It's actually none of none of you got it, but it's Tanya again. Oh my god. How? Season two, episode four through to season three, episode one. So native Tanya, you Speaker 0
were a statistical anomaly. Right. Speaker 4
And and now you figure out why I can't do analysis of over how the growth and trends have gone because you're all over the fucking place. Speaker 2
Kinda, you're the thing you they throw away. I am both. Doing standard deviations. Yeah. Speaker 0
Outlier. You're an outlier. We're gonna call you outlier. Speaker 3
Yeah. I'm gonna start calling you outlier, Tanya. Interesting. Okay. Speaker 4
Amazing. Speaker 1
More more more full can hold me down. No Speaker 3
No pivot table Speaker 4
can hold me. Speaker 1
Keep them guessing. That's what I do. Speaker 4
Yeah. Okay. More sportsball references, clean sheets. Did anyone go an entire season and gave the entire season afresh now? I'm only paying to this if you were there for all episodes. So Speaker 3
So it's not Matt? So Speaker 4
it's not Matt. Speaker 0
I try. I know. Shit happens. Speaker 1
I feel like I did. Speaker 3
Well, if Tanya's got a streak two streaks of, yeah, it's gotta be Speaker 1
Tanya. Tanya. Speaker 2
Tanya. It has to be Tanya. Speaker 1
I voted for myself first. I should get the point. Whatever if there's a point to be had, I said my name first. Speaker 3
Tanya wants a break breakers to shut up. Speaker 4
Teddy gets a point. Yeah. It is Tanya. Point to Tanya. Speaker 2
Oh, you're on the board. Yeah. Speaker 3
She's on the board. Speaker 4
You did mention it before. Speaker 3
I'm gonna mention the score. I've got five. Victor's got four. Matt's got two, and Tanya's on the board with one. Speaker 4
This is like, who's does it whose line is it anyway? Mhmm. All all the points that matter? Speaker 3
Yeah. None of them matter. Like, what what am I gonna what prize are you gonna win? T shirt? Hat? We've already got Speaker 4
I'm happy to buy you a coffee if you come down here. So, anyway I'd Speaker 3
I'm happy to come down there. Speaker 4
Yeah. Gotta convince my boys. Speaker 2
A train ride together. Speaker 3
That sounded a little, creepy. I don't know. We'll take a train ride together. Speaker 1
If we all went on a train together but that's that's the next that's the next, trip. We have to take a train together. Speaker 3
Yikes. Speaker 4
That would be torture for three of you, and that's a dream for one of you. Oh, I think you mentioned it again. Speaker 1
I don't know. It was pretty entertaining when Victor started pounding the crap out of Matt because he got excited that Speaker 4
the drink Speaker 0
was there. Speaker 1
That was excitement. Speaker 0
I was still to this day wish we had that band mic'd up because the watching Vic like, that was the greatest part of that trip was watching Victor's genuine excitement for trains. Speaker 1
Oh my god. That was the best. Speaker 3
Alright. So, Jess, you were worried we weren't gonna fill the ninety minutes. We're over ninety minutes now. We're but we're we're fifteen minutes short of two hours. So let's, let's do just a couple more because I do have a few news items. So, pick pick some of the the more interesting ones. Speaker 4
Right. Not all Speaker 1
have I'll have Speaker 4
run through it quickly. Maybe maybe I'll just I won't ask these questions, but say so. Yeah. So inspired by the Gordie Howe hat trick, we've come up with the the Al Gregor hat trick, which is a episode that has both a so all a clearance, a compost, and a fresh. Okay. Doesn't matter how they've been done, but there have been eight of those throughout. So Wow. Wow. The interesting thing was up until season eleven, there was only three, and then there was four in season eleven. Wow. Victor wasn't the only one who ruined them in bike and in compost. It was Speaker 1
I Speaker 4
guess that evenly spread, but Speaker 3
Mhmm. Speaker 4
It was pretty device. Yeah. Season eleven, pretty divisive. So Speaker 3
It was. Yeah. Speaker 2
Fuck fuck season eleven. Speaker 4
Hi. So here we're gonna go into the correlation, which two presenters agree with each other the most and which agree with each other the least. So Speaker 3
Well, given the new, information we've we've gotten here that I thought was wrong, but it's apparently not. Well, we'll go, Victor. I guess you're up next to to answer. Who do you think? Speaker 2
I've like, so instinctively, I was gonna say that Tanya and I agreed the most, but I that's probably only true for the f for the beginning. Mhmm. And and then then she she kinda she churned, after that, and she was just throw giving freshers away like there's no tomorrow. Mhmm. And I feel like even though we like to, you know, joust, here and there, I think Matt and I actually agreed a lot. Mhmm. And but then also you being neutral Speaker 3
Mhmm. Speaker 2
Just just just just by pure chance, it's it could be possible that you and I agreed the most through clearances. So but Tanya had the most clearances. So I'm gonna go with Tanya. Speaker 3
So you and Tanya, you think, agreed the most? Yes. Alright. Tanya, who what do you think? Speaker 1
I like your analogy. Or your your, your breakdown there, I think I think you might be right. Speaker 3
So you you agree with Victor? Speaker 1
I think so. Speaker 3
I think, Tanya and Matt agreed the most in in in the on the positive sense. I think they were they were the both the highest number of freshers, so I think you agreed the most. Matt, what do you think? Speaker 0
I think, yeah, it would tell me we're all in agreement. I actually think it's you and I, Al. You no. Yeah. You and I. It's always just sounded weird in my head, but that came Speaker 4
up. You. Speaker 2
I love that we're all have different opinions. Speaker 3
Jez, what do what what do the numbers say? What does science Speaker 4
tell us? Yep. Matt, you you are correct. Science tells us that Matt gets a point. So Al and Matt were consistent fifty seven of the eighty episodes they were in. Wow. That's science pitches. Other numbers. So Tanya and Alf, forty eight. Matt and Alf, which was falling off the same amount as Victor and Al. Matt and Victor, forty five. And who have we Speaker 3
So Matt and Victor agreed the least, or was it Tanya and Victor who agreed the least? Speaker 4
Forty five, it was Tanya and Victor. Speaker 3
So I feel like Victor should lose the point because he thought it was him and Tanya. Speaker 1
I was convinced Yeah. Speaker 2
There's no there's no losing points. Speaker 4
And and you Well, Speaker 0
we make up the rules Speaker 1
as we Speaker 0
go along. We always have. Speaker 3
Alright. Interesting. Speaker 4
Okay. So that's that's it for the correlation. I was gonna jump into the worst one, but you've kind of already we've already gone there. Look. Mentioned at the start, obviously, there's three main questions being what is the worst rated episode? Mhmm. What is the worst season? What is the best season? So I think we'll go around the horn and start with worst episode. Speaker 3
Worst episode. Speaker 2
So is this, like, the worst rated by all of us? Speaker 4
Yes. So, Speaker 2
basically, which episode got a compost from all Speaker 3
of us? Did anyone So Speaker 4
how Did anyone Yeah. Yeah. No. No. None got a compost by everybody. Really? Oh, Speaker 2
really? There wasn't a reverse unicorn? Speaker 3
No. I don't think so. There was a There Speaker 4
was a Walmart Walmart unicorn? Speaker 3
Yeah. There was a Walmart unicorn, but there was never a reverse unicorn. Speaker 0
Wow. Speaker 3
I I remember. What was it? There was, one that we were really low on, and I feel like okay. I I've got my answer locked in. K? What do you what do you think it is? Speaker 1
I don't know. Yeah. I know. Yeah. Season eleven. Speaker 3
We're not Victor say it. Fuck season eleven. My my guess is from season eleven. I think Okoya was was one that, I feel like we were all kinda down on or or mostly down on. So that's my guess. My guess is Okoya. Speaker 0
I don't remember liking Okoya. Speaker 2
You would. Speaker 0
That whole Okoya bit really made me laugh. Speaker 2
What was what was that even about? I can't remember. Speaker 0
It was the IKEA I hit, and then all of the stuff that Speaker 3
I made. Was the the, Agatha Christie thing. That was okay. Speaker 0
But That That part was weird, though. I mean, I didn't let I don't know. Speaker 2
I probably gave that a compost. That was a pretty dumb episode. Speaker 0
You're a dumb episode. Speaker 3
I might have to change mine then because maybe, not a clock. Speaker 0
Does anyone have an answer? Speaker 1
I'm still looking through Speaker 0
the seasons. Speaker 4
Noted one. I'll I'll I'll give you this. It's not a noted one that's kind of been really divisive and and everybody hated it. Mhmm. I think it just was Oh. That good. Speaker 0
Well, now I don't know. Speaker 3
I'm changing mine. I think it's crack an egg. I'm going with crack an egg. Speaker 2
I've wasn't a fishbowl kind of divisive or just for me? I can't remember. Speaker 3
Well, I like all the chips. Speaker 4
Al and Matt gave it. Speaker 3
Yeah. I like all the chips. Fresh. So I'm gonna say crack an egg. What does it livestream say while Tanya's still Speaker 2
looking through all the I'm trying to remember what that really horrible, like, depraved episode was about? Speaker 3
You're gonna have to be more specific, unfortunately. I don't know. Speaker 2
Like, there's do Speaker 4
the letter, can he leave? And the the McMurray's have their party and all that. Speaker 3
Victor, I know you hated the one where where the collars went all like, went into got into Speaker 0
I'm thinking it's, yeah, red card, yellow card. Speaker 2
Yeah. No. I I didn't like that episode, but but that was just the beginning of the Right? Because they were calling in and, Speaker 4
going all Speaker 2
down on McMurray. But, Like, you gotta be Well, really, it was just Wayne going down McMurray Speaker 1
because he it Speaker 3
was his voice. Speaker 2
I'm gonna I'm gonna say it was season twelve. He it was his voice. Speaker 1
I'm gonna I'm gonna say it was season twelve. I'm a degen. Speaker 3
Austin agrees with you. She thinks it was the degen's one. Speaker 4
Yeah. Awesome's talking about season eleven episodes. Speaker 3
Degens season eleven episode six. What was that one? Speaker 2
What was that episode? Speaker 4
D Gens. D Gens versus Oh, when, season twelve episode three. And Pete was trying Speaker 3
to get in in, Yeah. Wayne's good books, but then failed. And then they went over and beat the shit out of the d gens on their yeah. Speaker 0
Alright. Answer's in. I wanna know. Speaker 3
I'm gonna say even though that makes sense, but I'm I'm still gonna say crack an egg, Matt. Speaker 0
I think it's from season seven. I say, yeah. I'm the one after it. So red card, yellow card. Speaker 3
Red card, yellow card, Victor? Speaker 2
Alright. What was that episode where they were mean to that dog? Which episode was that? Speaker 3
Mean to the dog? Yeah. Speaker 2
That was in season twelve. Speaker 1
That was in season twelve. I'm a DJ. Speaker 3
Oh, oh, the DJ's are mean. Okay. Yeah. Speaker 1
Yeah. That I'll go over that. Picked. Yeah. Speaker 4
Okay. Jez? No. Season six. And I think this is the one you might have been getting at, Victor. Different strokes for different folks. So this is the one where they the, McMurray's hot tub party. So three three composts and one clearance. I think Trace on the live stream got it right. So Speaker 3
Oh, really? Speaker 4
Quite a few Speaker 3
trace different stroke. Interesting. Speaker 2
Yeah. I that tracks. Mhmm. Speaker 1
I think the seasons yeah. There was a few seasons, in the middle that kinda got a little Speaker 0
Yeah. Whenever thing I think of six, seven, eight is Speaker 1
Mhmm. Speaker 0
Ones that I don't find don't remember well, aren't very remember wow. Speaker 3
He can't even say it. That's how how much he doesn't like him. Speaker 0
Well, her words are hard. Speaker 4
Mhmm. So D turns in season eleven was close, but Matt wasn't actually involved. So that got the same score Right. With a a five out of twelve, but Matt didn't put his vote in. So even if he gave it a compost, it still pushed up six. So Mhmm. Alright. Seasons What about the Speaker 1
what about the season twelve that won? D I'm a d gen. Speaker 4
I'm a d gen? They got eight out of twelve because, two of your guys gave it a clearance. Matt gave it a fresh, and Victor gave it compost. Yeah. Speaker 0
Good old Matt's fresh. Speaker 2
I knew I didn't like it. Speaker 3
Alright. A few more. Speaker 4
That was a great episode. So this is the last two we've got, which is basically season based, question. So we're looking for the best season and worst season. Statistically speaking, this is based on all four host voting. So if there's a host that's missed, it's been accounted for but not given a vote. So there is two, no. Sorry. No. There's a yeah. A clear winner in terms of the best season and a worst season. So you obviously all gave your votes for your individual ones. Speaker 3
Mhmm. Speaker 4
What do you think is the best season to score? Speaker 0
Four. Four. Speaker 2
I will say four. Speaker 3
Four. I think four. K. Well, Speaker 1
I'm gonna go with you guys because I keep on going against you, and that's not going out for me. Although this the the the about that. I don't like the way that Jez is is just nodded his head there. So I'm gonna go with five. Speaker 3
Ten is going outside. Speaker 1
That was so fast. Speaker 0
I was so I'm starting to get, like, spelling tea vibes with Tanya. You know, when those kids and they're like, can you use it in a sentence? Speaker 1
Ten. Speaker 0
What is its origin? Ten. Speaker 4
So wait. Speaker 3
Which one? Five or ten? Ten. Ten? K. Tanya's going with ten. The rest of us are going with four. Jazz? Speaker 4
So close. Season five, if you'd gone that one that's a Speaker 1
Ah, some of it. Speaker 4
Point two. Close. Season four got an eleven Speaker 1
out of twelve. Speaker 3
Season five Speaker 4
got an eleven point two out of twelve. Speaker 3
So so close, but no cigar. Amazing. Speaker 4
Worst season? Final question. Speaker 3
Worst season? Speaker 2
It's gotta be season eleven. Speaker 3
And Victor thinks eleven. I I you know what? I'm gonna agree with him. I think eleven was I mean, worst is a a hard like, a strong word, but, yeah, it was probably my least favorite. Matt? Speaker 0
No. I think it's seven or eight. Speaker 1
I was gonna go seven. Speaker 0
Still leaning in that area. I'm I'm gonna say seven. Speaker 3
Seven? Okay. Ten. Speaker 1
Can I see what eight was? Speaker 2
Seven eleven. Speaker 1
And oh, no. Go seven. Speaker 3
Seven? Speaker 1
Let me see. Six. Six. No. Seven. Speaker 3
Seven. K. Locked in. Tanya says seven. Matt says seven. Victor and I, it's each say eleven, and I think Jazz is frozen again. We'll give him a second. Speaker 4
Eight out of five. Speaker 3
Sorry. Jazz, you you froze for a second there. What what was the Speaker 4
Drop it. Oh, you didn't get it? Yes. Just building suspense. That's all. Yeah. Season season season seven was the worst, statistically speaking. So, Matt and Tanya. Speaker 0
Now this is the crack eggs crack and egg season. I know that Yeah. Was the first half of that season did not get a lot of love. Speaker 4
There you go. Surprisingly, there was actually a unicorn in there as well with Letterkenny versus Penny, which Speaker 3
I really enjoyed that one. I thought that was Speaker 0
That makes sense. Speaker 4
Yeah. Yeah. That makes sense. Mhmm. Speaker 3
Because, Wayne went, you know, helped, rolled with his cocking. Speaker 1
Maybe now. Speaker 3
Yeah. Anyway I Speaker 1
have to watch that again. Speaker 3
Was that the last one, Jez? Speaker 4
That is the last question for me. Speaker 3
Amazing. Jez, thank you so much. That was such a I know that how much work that must have been, but that was fun for us. Hopefully, those listening enjoyed it as well. I'm not, but it doesn't matter because we had fun with it. Before we get into final comments, I just wanna share a bunch of news items here. So first of all, the first installment of our Sudbury adventure dropped last Friday. If you're not following discover, Discover Sudbury on YouTube, please do because there's a five part series that features us walking around Sudbury. The first part, was released last Friday, and it was featured Matt talking. And we were at, Nowhere, Nowhere Public House having breakfast, and it was really cool. And now now I can't wait to see the rest. I thought it was gonna be dropping weekly. It looks like they're gonna drop once a month maybe or something like that. If I look the next one's dropping at the end of the month. And it looks like that one's gonna be the one where we're at thrift shop meeting up with Camila Cole. So Tanya's having some some anxiety about that because that's also the one where she's modeling the Speaker 0
what's what's that the Durdle. Speaker 2
Minotaur? Minotaur? Durdle. Speaker 3
Durdle? The centaur. Speaker 1
Yeah. But it's a Durdle. Speaker 3
So we had a lot of fun in that episode, and I I can't wait. These these are gonna be so much fun to watch. So that's happening. Shorzy dropped another teaser, this, this week, and it was all about him chirping the two, junior players, Liam and and, Corey. Is it Corey and Liam? So check that out if you haven't seen it yet. And today, the, the big news is, there's gonna be huge representation for Letterkenny at the Toronto Fan Expo in August. We have Kate Trevor is gonna be there. Nathan Dales is gonna be there. Michelle Mylett, Evan Stern, and, and Tyler Johnston. So that's like they had a a really good showing in Calgary at the at the Fan Expo in Calgary last month, and this one's even better because they're, Kaye Trevor's involved and so is Nathan Dale. So hopefully hopefully, the four of us are gonna go and, and meet up with them in person. But if you haven't seen those tweets or the or the those, IGs, check it out and get your tickets, and you can meet them in person. You can meet us in person too if, if you go. So, I think that's even more exciting. Speaker 1
Oh, my. Speaker 0
Well, set up a booth outside, Speaker 3
and I'm gonna get Speaker 0
with one indoors. Speaker 1
I've got a little pop up tent. Speaker 4
Yeah. Exactly. The the the train doesn't make it from here. Sorry, Al. Speaker 3
Yeah. Sorry, Jess. Well, if they ever go if they ever do a fan expo in, in Perth, then, hopefully, they'll they'll go. But, yeah, that's all the news for this week, but it was a it was a pretty busy week for Letterkenny News. Now, final comments, and I'll go first because I was first in the lineup. Jez, thank you so much. We weren't sure how this is gonna, go, but I thought it was gonna be fun, and I think I was right. You were afraid we're gonna be able to fill ninety minutes, and we're we're we're headed to two hours. So thank you so much. I know there was a lot of work for you to do. We appreciate you, and and, I hope it was fun as fun for people listening as it was for us playing on. So thanks thanks a lot. Matt? Speaker 0
Yeah. I I actually really enjoyed this. This was, stats are something I love. I do a lot of it at work, and, I love to break it down. A lot of surprises in there, Yeah. Speaker 4
Which I Speaker 0
definitely didn't expect, like, the the streak from Tanya there. Speaker 4
Mhmm. Speaker 0
I guess I guess I I already kind of thought, but I guess the fanboy in me paid off. I don't know. But, anyways, stats are good. You should, Al, you should get some of these and share some of them out. Speaker 3
Well, Jez, if you can send me the, the spreadsheet, I'll I'll, link to it in in the, episode so people can Yeah. Take a look at all your amazing work if you want if you wanna share your work. Speaker 0
Yes. Of course. And yeah. But, yeah, you could post a couple of those fun stats out. It's, some really interesting stuff when you really break it down. Mhmm. You could you could have gotten so much deeper too. I know, like, you're not saying you should have, but it's just, like, I love how much depth there is in stuff like this, and I appreciate you taking the time and sharing that because that was a Speaker 3
lot of fun. Yeah. Before we move on to Victor, I forgot. There is a listener comment from last week's episode. This is from Sean Kelly on, Twitter said, Katie, undrafted, number one sniper in the universe who scores at will, like passing on Gretzky. So that's, I don't I think she was he was a little, upset that nobody That's fair. Speaker 0
It's a fair comment. Speaker 3
Drafted Katie for their, team. Yeah. I think it's a it was a valid criticism for sure. Victor. Speaker 0
Yep. Accepted. Speaker 2
I I actually considered her as my cheap shot artist, but, but, I I have to go with accent slash just because of the name. Okay. Just the naming the the fun with the names. Mhmm. Anyway, Jez, thank you so much. You put a lot of good work. If you want to submit this to your boss, just, you know, throw it into Power BI, get some visualizations on that sucker and, some insights. Get Copilot to produce some some nice insights for you, and then you're, you know, you're done. Speaker 3
Yeah. Just change our names to some, like, unnamed corporations, x y z corps or whatever, and and they they won't know the difference. Speaker 2
Yeah. Yeah. The the the that's all that these these kind of execs wanna do is they just wanna look at these, you know, charts and graphs and whatnot. So that's all you need to do. I know. Speak from experience. Anyway, yeah. So thanks a lot. Speaker 3
K. Speaker 1
Jess, thank you so much. Truly, truly, you know, if you don't. I I love spreadsheet. I just I don't know what it is. There's a turn on for me, and the sheets does it every single time. I just I love it. Funny funny Speaker 0
So, Tanya, was this episode, like, edging for you? Because you never actually got to see the spreadsheets. Speaker 1
I didn't get I know. It was like a tease. It was a big tease, Jez. You were teasing me, and, I didn't mind it. I I thought it was great. I was surprised, actually, and I'm glad you didn't share because, you know, I would have given away, the answers. But I was surprised with the data. You know, that was, that was interesting to hear. Most, the longest, the the compost, the unicorns, all of it. It was just super interesting data. Funny funny story. I'm actually part of Statistics Canada. I was I was, interviewed, three times now in my life, and they and they follow me. Yeah. And, so I am a statistic when you ever hear what those statistics are. I'm one of them. So so I do fit into a box even though I don't fit in into any of your boxes. There there is a box that I slot into. So, yeah, thanks so much for this. This was fantastic. Amazing. Speaker 3
There you go. Speaker 0
I just realized what you're saying. Speaker 1
There you go. Speaker 3
And, Jess You Speaker 1
dropped into it. Did you there, Matt? Speaker 0
You have the last moment. Speaker 3
You have the last word, Jess. Go for it. Speaker 4
Thanks so much. Now I really appreciate being able to, I don't know, take this data and have it somewhere that people appreciate it. And and yeah. But again, not trying to say it's the best use of Excel or anything like that, but, hey, created a bit of fun. Like like you guys said, a lot of interesting stuff that came out of it. And, yeah, happy enough to to share as long as people don't wanna come at me for doing things wrong, but really enjoyed being with you guys again. So thank you so much. Not wrong. Speaker 3
Exactly. They can't argue with science. Even, you know, some people wanna try. But, Speaker 4
They'll try. Speaker 3
I know. Speaker 0
They always will try. Speaker 3
Amazing. So I have a question They Speaker 2
will flat earth you if they try hard. Speaker 3
I have a question for you, Jazz. Of all the songs we're gonna end off tonight with, which one do you think we're going to end off tonight? Speaker 4
Played the most. Speaker 1
Well, there was that, the Victor called out. The the, oh my gosh. Speaker 2
The Montana commercial. Speaker 1
The trial oh, good lord. It was too long ago. I've forgotten it already. Speaker 3
Well, it'll be no surprise to anyone until we start our Shorzey coverage and we have some new songs to feature. My my I haven't updated my soundboard, so we're going to play Speaker 1
Neutron dance. That's the song. Speaker 4
My stats are saying that it's gonna be Joji? Speaker 3
Your stats are right. So here we go with Your Man by Joji. Speaker 4
Oh my god. Speaker 3
We're laughing. Matt posted the picture of the hippo on on the screen. Speaker 2
She wasn't hard out the weather without dogs. Alright. Speaker 0
What do you think? Speaker 3
That's all we have for this episode. Next week, we're gonna celebrate the drop of drop of Shorzy season three in Canada by holding an Ag Hall social with our dGen friends and listeners. This episode will take place on Friday, not Thursday. Victor, Friday, not Thursday. So please govern yourselves accordingly. And then Speaker 4
that night, we're going Speaker 3
to get the first two episodes of Shoresley season three in Canada. Sorry, guys. If you'd like to support the podcast, become a patron, tell a friend. Also listen or follow us on all social media outlets at protistanpod. Thank you for joining us. Now we're gonna go continue the after party with the rest of the on behalf of jazz, Tanya, Matt, Victor, and myself. Thank you for listening, and have a great week. 
