TPS240: YEWniversal Draft II
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In preparation for Shoresy 3, the gang at The Produce Stand hold a YEWniversal draft to build their perfect team to compete in the NOSHO.
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Waiting for Shorzy patient as we can. In the meantime, we're gonna need a plan. We got strategies and schemes because tonight we're drafting teams. It's hockey night at the produce stand. Go sports ball. Speaker 1
That's puck. Speaker 0
Go sports puck. That fresh produce stand there, that's a beauty. Speaker 2
What do you listen to? Speaker 3
My favorite murder podcast. Speaker 0
Jagger Endurance podcast. The produce stand. Speaker 2
Fucking sexy. Speaker 1
It's Thirsty Thursday, and that means we are once again hanging at the Pro Stand, a podcast covering everything in the universe. There you go. My god. Are you okay there? I don't know what you're thinking. There are many other podcasts out there but this one's about to get a little drafty. I'm out your host and joining me in the room is always this lovely Tanya. Online, we have squirrelly, Matt, the voluptuous Victor, Speaker 0
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we have no guests tonight. It's just gonna be the four of us, so it's gonna be just like old times. So let's get started. Speaker 0
Girls tonight. How are you now? Speaker 1
Tonight's lineup is gonna be Matt, Victor, Tanya, and myself. Matt, how have you been? How's your week? Speaker 0
My week? I'll be honest. I'm I'm a little burnt out this week. It's nothing really particular. Just not sleeping well, but a couple interesting things happened this week. So, one, I got to, let's say, groom my neighbor's lawn. So that was fun. Speaker 2
I don't think so. Speaker 3
Is that a euphemism? Speaker 2
That's not a politically correct word anymore. Speaker 1
What? Grooming. Speaker 2
You can't groom. There's no grooming anymore. That's bad. Shame on you. Speaker 1
Anyway Don't groom. You you mowed at your neighbor's lawn. Go ahead. Speaker 2
They don't know whether they're mowing Speaker 0
you better. Is that better? I mean, I'm being literal. Speaker 2
You caretake it. You caretake it? Speaker 0
Yeah. Speaker 2
You take it if you cared. Speaker 0
Well, my my my poor neighbors my neighbor is next door. They, their lawn was out of hand, and the son who lives there threw at his back. So his poor mother came and said, hey. Any chance you would do my lawn? Speaker 1
Well, he he might have been observing no mow me. Speaker 0
No. I guarantee that's not what's happening. Speaker 1
My my neighbors observed that. Actually, we're observing that kind of, you know, by by necessity. Speaker 0
Oh, I've mowed mine, like, three Speaker 1
pounds. Bees, dude. For the bees. You do Speaker 0
not Dude, I Speaker 3
have enough bees. It's not not to mow your lawn for a little while. Speaker 0
Yeah. I have enough bees. I can do with a few less. I'm not concerned. Speaker 1
Matt shaved his neighbor's pubes. That's from Jeff. No. Yeah. Yeah. Speaker 0
Love thy neighbor. And I did. She the so the lady next door, she's a sweetheart. She's so good to my kids. So, of course, I couldn't say no. But, man, what an ordeal was that? It was, like, it was, like, foot long grass. I had to do it was like a three step process. I had to go in for it to weed. Speaker 1
You're killing Victor, and I don't know why. Speaker 0
I know. I had to weed it, then weed whack it, and then I'd go back to the mower and mow down. So that was fun. Speaker 2
You whacked it, didn't you? Speaker 0
I don't I give up. This this story doesn't matter anymore. Moving on moving on to my morning. So let me talk about last night and then into my morning. Speaker 1
Okay. I Speaker 0
posted I posted this on Twitter. Yeah. Speaker 1
He posted a very d gen worthy photo. Let me bring it up so Tanya has a visual here. But go on while while you tell this story. Speaker 0
So it the my night started, I guess, my day started at four AM when something what sounded like exploded in my house. Mhmm. I wasn't even sure if it a hundred percent even happened or not, but I jumped out of bed so quickly. Couldn't find anything that was the culprit and whatever. I was once I'm up, like, beyond four o'clock, I'm basically awake. So anyways, fast forward, The day is now starting. Even Jen's like, I heard something. I don't know what it was. I go in the basement, and there's this we have this ten tier shoe rack, with, like, fifty pairs of shoes on it, which I don't know why we have fifty pairs of shoes. The whole thing completely collapsed and just boom. And then the point my my, tenant in the basement sleeps about three feet from this rack. He said he's like, I almost had a fucking heart attack at four o'clock in the morning. He's like, I was he didn't know what it was, but he he's like, I a hundred percent didn't sleep. So that was how our day started dealing with that mess. And one thing led to another, and I had to get my kids to school, and I had to drive half hour from my house to get them there. And, I'm about halfway to their school, and I'm wiggling my toes in the car, and I realize I'm in my fucking flip flops. Speaker 1
Oh, that's what he was wearing. Speaker 0
With with with socks on, nonetheless. Yeah. Yeah. Speaker 2
That's why I got a camel toe Speaker 0
coming in. Yeah. Yeah. It's not a pretty look by any means. For Speaker 1
those of you who are listening, go just go to the squirrely matt's, Twitter Yeah. And you'll see the picture. Speaker 0
Yeah. At the dude north. Speaker 1
That's fine if you're, like, a monk in a monastery, but, you're not. Speaker 3
Or you or you're in a trailer park. Speaker 1
Or in a trailer park. Speaker 0
What's that? What's that, Danny? Speaker 2
I don't even think, a monk would do that. Speaker 1
No? No. Are Speaker 2
they and I just gold? Are they are they gold? Speaker 1
What's gold? Speaker 2
From here from here, the reflection Speaker 0
My golden my golden galoshes. No. Speaker 2
Gold gold No. They they're just white Speaker 0
white No. It was brutal. So I and then the problem was I had to take them to school, then I was heading straight to my office. So right now, I'm, you know, dressed decently from, you know, neck down to about the feet, and I've got these fucking flip flops and socks on. So my kids are dying laughing at me. Speaker 1
That's a shit. Yes. Speaker 0
I should one Speaker 1
I'd be more embarrassed. Like, my face would be red going, I don't know you. I don't know you. Drop me off down down the road there, please. Speaker 2
It's so perfect. Speaker 0
And then, of course, I drop one of my kids off at school, my older one, and then my middle guy and I go off to Walmart because that's what one does when you need emergency shoes at seven AM. Speaker 1
Well, at least you fit right in at Walmart. Speaker 0
So That's the thought. Speaker 2
So it didn't dawn on you to maybe, like, just take the socks off and, like, just have regular sandals? Speaker 0
Better. Well, no. But I still had to go to work. Speaker 3
You're not gonna go in the off in the off No. No. Speaker 1
You're not gonna work with Speaker 2
You don't No. Not at the same time. Machinery. Speaker 1
Doesn't matter. You can work Speaker 0
in an office Speaker 1
and open tow. It's like, unless you're a woman, actually. There is a double standard. Speaker 3
In the letter that there's a double standard. You're not wrong. Speaker 1
There's a double standard. Speaker 0
I should've done it to fight the system. Speaker 1
Yeah. Yeah. Speaker 2
Like, you're Speaker 0
not Bottom line, I bought fifteen dollar shoes from Walmart to go to the office, which I'm actually quite delighted that I've been wearing them the rest of the day. They're Wow. Slip on. Don't you slip on? Work Speaker 2
around the corner Speaker 1
for a while. Fifteen dollars? Because they're practically single use if they're from from Walmart. Speaker 0
They're made of bits of real shoe. Speaker 2
Bits of real shoe. But don't you live, like, closer to work than you would to go to Walmart, buy the shoe, and then come back? Speaker 0
Was in Milton where I dropped kids off for school. Yeah. So I did that, and then I would have had to gone past my office to get a home, then go back. And the price of gas is the fifteen bucks a lot. Speaker 3
Don't get lost in the semantics. So just he Speaker 0
he Stay focused. Stay focused. Speaker 3
Yeah. He DJN himself into a situation. Yeah. Speaker 0
Yeah. I DJN my Just Speaker 3
like just like he soft locked himself building furniture or whatever he was doing. Speaker 0
One time. One time, I wrapped some boards around a ladder and nailed them together there. Anyways, not not my finest moment, but Speaker 2
that's how my day started. I love it. Yeah. I love that story. And I love the photo even more. Speaker 1
Mhmm. Speaker 0
I had to share Speaker 2
it. The the the photo is Speaker 0
And Al used it against me a couple times today. Speaker 1
And then, somebody here shared these shoes, and, and and Miriam thought that, Matt needed to buy these shoes. Give me Speaker 2
one second. So funny that you are are talking about It Speaker 1
looks so uncomfortable. Not wear shoes like that. Speaker 2
Our our daughter was just asking me last night if her new pair of shoes could be toe shoes. She wanted she wanted shoes where Speaker 0
I've had those. The Vibram Vibram is a brand that does the athletic toe shoes. I used to have a pair. Speaker 3
Vibram. Isn't that, from Black Panther? Speaker 1
It's vibranium. Alright. Victor, what was your day what was your word? Speaker 0
Thank you for connecting that. Let's let's figure it out. Speaker 1
That's why I'm here. I'm here to translate Tanya and Victor to the masses, apparently. Go go on, Victor. Speaker 3
Oh, man. How's my week? I feel like we were just here yesterday. This week just kinda zipped by. I don't even remember what the weekend was all about. But lots of hockey. Every day, there's hockey. Speaker 1
I totally Speaker 3
mind. So I'm, you know, enjoying that. Leafs are as well, so that's alright. We're kinda used to that. They fired their coach today for anybody that's paying attention. Speaker 1
Yep. Hit the should stop. Speaker 3
Step one in step in fifteen in a fifteen gonna fix everything. Well It's gonna fix nothing, but you gotta start somewhere. Right? Anyway, he's a good guy, but Speaker 2
I vote Victor for coach. Speaker 3
No. Hey. I'll I'll I'll do it. Just give me a garbage can to kick, and we'll we'll get it done. Let's see. What else? I I don't know. I can't think of anything else. It's been just all hockey all day. Speaker 0
In batches. Speaker 2
We're all a little punchy tonight, are we? Speaker 3
I I had something I was gonna talk about, but I can't remember what it is now. Speaker 1
Well, if if it comes to you, you know, you can just interrupt, because Sounds good. Speaker 3
Because that's what I do. Speaker 1
That's what what we do here. Tanya, Speaker 0
how was your week? Speaker 2
Oh, man. I am so dying. My week I'm in training right now, and I am also training. So I'm being trained and training, and I'm losing my bloody mind. I think I work from morning to night, and I then fall asleep and get to do it all again. So I'm in a bit of a circuit of hell, and can't wait to finish. So it my my finishing of the training will be next week. So looking forward to that because I am, yeah, as I said, losing my mind. My yeah. I'm just I'm just I'm feeling. I'm just angry. And because I'm angry, I'm, of course, counteracting that with, like, a whole bunch of giggles and trying to fight myself to stay, sane and happy. But, yeah, I'm feeling I'm feeling, angst. I'm I'm feeling feeling ragey. I'm feeling ragey. Speaker 1
She's ragey. Should be a fun fun episode tonight, I think. Speaker 2
But in a fun way, of course. Speaker 1
Nothing more fun than rage. Speaker 2
Oh, it's been it's been a week. But what are what are we doing right now? Oh, so we've been watching, Palm Royal a little bit more, and, we're still watching, Speaker 0
Elsa Speaker 1
Elspeth. Elspeth. Speaker 2
That's it. And, yeah. We were having we're having fun with that. Speaker 1
Okay. Speaking of that horrible game on Saturday, I was at the Donnelly's, and we were waiting for the game to end so that we could play the gig that we were being paid to play that night. And, of course, the game went into overtime. Speaker 3
But it only lasted a minute. Speaker 1
No. I know. But even but, like, it was already so late The manager finally said, fuck that shit. You guys are gonna start now overtime or not, you're starting now. And, like, oh, great. We're gonna play to an empty room because everyone's gonna move to the front of the bar where all the TVs are. But, anyway, we played we played like, normally, we played three sets. We ended up playing two sets, and there was a, you know, an okay night considering no one was in the mood after the Leafs lost. But the people who were left were dancing, and because they weren't they were clearly not hockey fans, so they didn't give a shit. But, anyway, good night on Saturday night, stuff we're watching. Rexamans back, so welcome to Rexam. I I watched the first two episodes. Looking forward to that. I wanna binge it, but they're dropping them, I guess, weekly. So I have to take my time with that one. So I Americans, I know how you're gonna feel when Shorzy comes or, actually, no. You have to wait for Shorzy to drop. We're gonna feel that pain because they're gonna be dropping episodes of Shorzy weekly. Finished Fallout, it was good. It was decent. I didn't mind it. It was, it was a lot of fun. Like, I'm not as high on it as I think a lot of people were, but but it was enjoyable. As But it's Speaker 3
not done. Like, they kinda leave you wanting more because Speaker 1
it's Speaker 3
not really finished. Speaker 1
Right? It's Speaker 0
very much an unfinished Speaker 1
Yeah. It's a half a season, I guess, is what we what we've gotten. Right? So so, yeah, I mean, like, when it when it starts up again, I'm definitely gonna watch because it's it's an interesting story, great, like, production value and everything. The actors are good in it. I heard so many good things about this, so I so I started watching this. And let me preface this by saying this isn't, like, my genre of I don't watch a lot of like, not since I was a kid do I watch a lot of animated shows, but I heard so many people raving about x x men ninety seven that I had to I had to give it a go. It's good. But, you know, and and some people were, like, saying, oh, it's, like, it should be winning awards and stuff like that. Speaker 3
It's nostalgia talking. Speaker 1
Maybe. I don't know. Like, it's fine. Like, it's good. That's it's Speaker 3
I I watched that it's fine. Yeah. And, it's it's Marvel. I'm DC. So Speaker 1
they're better. Speaker 0
In better news, Benelli just called it out. The bear is coming back. Oh, yes. I saw Speaker 1
that. Very exciting. Speaker 2
That is great. Speaker 1
For the bear. Speaker 3
I still need to get into that. Speaker 1
Yeah. Ricky yeah. I was just saying Haven't Speaker 2
you gotten into it yet? Speaker 1
Mom? Tom Royale. Speaker 3
We talked about this already. Yeah. Speaker 1
Tom Royale, by the way. Yes. Ricky Martin, I wasn't expecting much from him. He's really good. He's actually Speaker 3
Ricky Martin? Speaker 0
Yeah. Speaker 3
Living Laveel Loch. Speaker 1
That guy. Yeah. He's actually really good in in the in the series. Like, I was expecting one dimensional, but he's he's pulling his own. And then today, I got some some pleasant news that I haven't shared with you yet. But, Speaker 2
Hi. Speaker 1
I'm over here. Speaker 0
Moneris pod Speaker 1
secrets. Moneris pod well, I shared it with the world. You just don't follow me on any socials. But I shouldn't Speaker 2
have to. You look amazing. Speaker 0
That as a her problem. Speaker 2
Like, you pass me at the coffee maker. Like, what? Speaker 1
The the two Moneris podcasts that I produce are have been nominated for three awards, three Quill Awards. What is it? Branded Podcast of the Year, most creative branded podcast for Yes We Were Open, and, best business podcast for just good business. So I just found out this morning. And, I I came in to tell you the good news this morning, but you weren't in the mood. Speaker 2
Oh, I'm so sorry. Speaker 0
I'm so sorry. Speaker 1
I opened the door, and Speaker 0
I got her problem. Speaker 1
Well, no. No. She because she understands. I opened the door and That's Speaker 2
I was like, ah. Yeah. Again, losing my mind. Speaker 1
She was losing her mind. I think the last thing she wanted to hear is how well I'm doing at my job. Speaker 0
I'm so sorry. Speaker 1
So it's okay. It's okay. I'm telling you now. Speaker 2
Oh, that's terrible Speaker 3
you you read the room. Speaker 1
I read the room exactly. Speaker 0
Yeah. I Speaker 1
read the rage in the room. I'm like, Oh, maybe I'll come back later. You know that that that animated gift of the baby running into the room and then running back out because he saw something he shouldn't have. Yeah, that was cutting me anyway. So, yeah, it's been my week. So why don't we get started with, what we're doing tonight? Speaker 0
Previously on Letterkenny. Speaker 1
Last week, we were joined by our buddy, Chad, who kicked out the most romantic scenes from Shorzy season two. Speaker 2
Chad, don't listen to him. You are Speaker 1
They also happen to be his favorite scenes, but Speaker 2
Favorite scenes. Speaker 1
Yes. But they were very romantic. Oh. So for this week, you may remember it a little while back, our buddy, Chad, the same Chad, had this strange idea to hold a draft to pick the Speaker 2
Best idea. Speaker 1
Best group of Letterkenny fighters who would win in a brawl. Speaker 2
Loved it. Speaker 1
And the episode went surprisingly well. So this week, we're gonna go back to that well. Surprisingly. But this time, instead of picking our best group to fight in preparation for Shorzi season three, we're going to do a draft for our best hockey team to play in the no show. So we're going to draft four teams here between the four of us, and, that's what we're doing tonight. So and we're gonna have our on the live stream helping us out here with their voting. So here we go. Speaker 0
Well, we can draft it for the congress. Anyone in the universe. Speaker 1
I'm going to explain the rules now. Speaker 0
Well, sorry. I I retract. Speaker 1
Here's how it's gonna work. There's gonna be two parts. The first part is the draft. We're gonna have seven rounds, because we're gonna pick a coach, center, left wing, right wing, left defense, right defense, and a goalie. And then the second part is the actual game where we're going to, you know, try our teams against each other, and that's where the d gens come in with their voting. They're gonna, help us in the Discord and vote for the winner. So we'll have eight rounds of voting, one for each position, and then the final one will be, like, the overall team. Who do you who do you pick the overall? Speaker 2
How did we get eight when they're seventh? Speaker 1
The overall team. Speaker 2
Overall. Speaker 0
Gotcha. Speaker 1
I I I sent you guys a message giving you some homework. If you haven't done it already, I understand. But I'm hoping you guys have a team name for each of your teams. If not, we can always ask the folks in the livestream for team names. Matt, do you have a team name? Speaker 0
I do. Speaker 1
Okay. Victor, do you? I can think of one. Or we can ask the the folks in the livestream Speaker 0
Sounds like a very calm no. Speaker 1
To give Victor a team name. And, actually, while you're at it, give me a team name too because I didn't do my homework that I my own homework that I gave. Speaker 0
I'm the only one that came prepared. Speaker 1
Yeah. You're the only one who came prepared. Speaker 0
For the sports episode. Speaker 1
So let's figure out Speaker 3
I have a name. Speaker 1
Okay. Alright. What Matt, what's your what's your team name? Speaker 0
Well, in the spirit of my morning Mhmm. And the true colors that I showed Mhmm. It felt fitting. So we my team will be called the upcountry five holes. Speaker 1
The upcountry five holes are right. That sounds kinda dirty, but, we'll go with it. Victor, you have a name? Speaker 3
Yeah. We're the blue spatulas. Speaker 1
Okay. I like the the BS's if you That's right. Speaker 0
If you Speaker 1
condense it, but we won't. The blue spatulas. Alright. Speaker 3
No. The BS can be the shoulder patch. Speaker 1
Oh, gotcha. Alright. I like, here these, Trace said the Holland Landing one jobs, so that'll be me, the, h l one jobs. And Tanya, do you have a name? Or Speaker 2
Wait for it. Speaker 3
Okay. Speaker 2
D. I don't know. Hold on. I'm thinking I'm I'm I'm feeling like either Speaker 0
This is why it helps to be prepared. Speaker 1
Defense wins championships. So if you want, you know, Tanya's d, that's fine. Speaker 3
Just call call yourself yeah. The big d or something Speaker 0
like that. Speaker 2
Or you can just my dick. It will be my slogan. And then, Tanya's d's. Speaker 1
Tanya's d's. Okay. Speaker 2
I don't know. Speaker 1
The the maple d's. The flying d's. Speaker 0
Which one Speaker 1
do you like? Speaker 0
The maple d's. The maple d's. Speaker 1
Itania's Maple d's. I like that. TMD. Speaker 2
Yeah. TMD. Maple Dynamite. Speaker 1
D's. Alright. K. We have our team names. Speaker 2
D for dynamite and dynamite. Speaker 1
We're gonna pick draft order. So when they're Speaker 2
Oh, what the hell? Speaker 1
Yeah. So just, I can you know, we'll just do that. Pick pick one. So picking first. Speaker 2
Picking? Who am I picking first? Speaker 1
Well, let's see. Speaker 0
Well, we're gonna see Speaker 1
who gets to pick first. Speaker 2
Oh, we're not picking. Speaker 1
This is great. Who Speaker 2
is me? Speaker 1
You're first. Speaker 2
I'm first. Alright. What do I do? Speaker 1
Who picks second? Speaker 2
Oh, I'm doing one of these. Speaker 0
Tomcawrier here. Foolery. Tomfoolery. However Tom does things wrong. Speaker 2
Vic. Speaker 1
Victor's picking second? Speaker 2
Dude, Vic. You folded it multiple, multiple times. Oh, Al. I'm sorry. I think this one, the last one might be you, Matt. Speaker 1
And by process of inlet Speaker 2
As of sorry. Matt. I can switch with Matt. He can be first. I can be last. Speaker 1
No. That's not how that works. Don't worry. Everyone's gonna Speaker 0
just up a first round draft pick. Speaker 1
No. Yeah. No. You don't wanna do that. You wanna start strong here. Let me just I'm trying to enter our names here into this draft board. Speaker 0
And we can pick any position in any Speaker 1
I I I encourage you to be, creative to go off to I've got a list of a bunch of universe characters. So both Letterkenny Speaker 3
I don't need your list. I'm ready. Speaker 1
Letterkenny and, Shorzy. But I encourage you to go off script. You know, if you can think of a character that isn't on the list, that's fine too. Let's go. Alright. So why don't we start with who oh, Tanya, you got the first pick. So you're first picking for the, position actually, you can pick from any position. So coach, center, left wing, right wing, left defense, right defense, and goalie. But before you Are Speaker 3
we are we picking coach as well? Speaker 1
Yeah. You're picking the coach as well. But just kind of a quick and, Victor, you know, back me up for saying this. So in order to build a good team, you need strength. Right? You need toughness. You need speed, skill, smarts, leadership. Right? So think about that, where you wanna put those attributes and in what position, will will kinda help you build your team around those attributes. Does that make sense? Don't know if I answer it at once. Victor, what do you think? Speaker 3
I don't know. It depend it depends what what we are actually getting ourselves into, but, sure, that sounds great. I didn't hear see Speaker 0
how this plays out. Speaker 3
I didn't hear any actual hockey attributes in there. Speaker 0
Do you have, like, a form Speaker 1
that feeds speed? You need toughness on a team? What what I what I okay. Tell me some attributes. You're the hockey expert. Speaker 3
You you need you need you need somebody who can dangle. You need somebody who can, Speaker 2
dirty dangles, boys? Speaker 1
Yeah. There he goes. So Speaker 3
Yeah. Yeah. You you can need you need somebody who can do, you know, Speaker 2
A a submarine? Speaker 3
Like a you need a power forward. You need you need a playmaker. You need somebody who can do a clapper from from the blue line. Speaker 1
Alright. Speaker 3
Right? You you need, like, all the different kind of things. You need the you need the grinder. Right? You need the grinder that will go into the corners. So, you know, take take your notes. But at the end of the day, I don't know what kind of a like, what the how we're gonna be scoring this. So Well, Speaker 1
the degens are gonna be voting. Right? So, Speaker 3
Alright. Anyway, let's let's do it. Let's go for it. Speaker 1
Alright. So, Tanya, you get to first pick, and you can pick any, just say, your team, the position you're picking for, and who you're picking and why. Speaker 3
You also need a sniper. Speaker 2
I what were my three thing what? I'm sorry. Your I'm reading. Speaker 1
Say that your team so it's Tanya's Maple D's. Speaker 2
Okay. Tanya's Maple D's. Speaker 1
Select whoever for whatever position and then, why why you're picking Speaker 2
them. Okay. Speaker 0
Don't knock over. Oh my. Speaker 1
This is Speaker 2
Okay. I did homework. Look. You got papers. I know nothing about hockey. Like, close Speaker 3
The less you know, the better you will do at the scale. Speaker 0
Go sports puck. Speaker 2
Go sports puck. I am on team Matt on this one. I Speaker 3
Wait. Are you selecting for team Matt right now? Speaker 0
No. She's selecting me for her team. Speaker 2
Is is Victor Speaker 3
part just do a trade? Speaker 2
Is Victor part of the universe? Because seriously, I would pick him as coach. Can I pick a can I pick one of us? Speaker 1
I'd rather you pick somebody Speaker 0
from the Speaker 1
there's a list of people right there. Speaker 2
I don't need that list. Speaker 1
Alright. Oh, wow. Speaker 0
I don't have the list. Can you where's the Speaker 1
list? I wanna see where I'm sharing the list now. I just I was just entering the team names. Okay? You've got Speaker 0
you've got a thing here. Okay. So there's Speaker 1
the list of people. Those are the positions you need to pick for. Alright? Speaker 0
This is far more helpful. Random names. Speaker 1
They're not random names. They're names from the universe. Speaker 0
I don't need that. Alright. Alright. Tanya, check somebody. Speaker 2
My first person, is showing great leadership skills. I did some research Speaker 0
Did you? Speaker 2
On what a coach would need. And, they need to know the game. They need to be able to analyze the opponents. Speaker 1
Okay. Speaker 2
They need to make critical decisions during matches. Speaker 0
Uh-huh. Speaker 2
And I feel that the person that would fit this criteria is Shorzy. Speaker 1
Shorzy. So who you're picking him as your coach? Speaker 2
I'm picking him as my coach. Okay. Speaker 0
Oh, you're pulling him putting him on the bench. Speaker 1
Shorzy from coach. Speaker 0
Wow. I'm okay with this. This takes Shorzy out of the games, folks. Speaker 1
Alright. Interesting. Speaker 0
Whatever. You made your choice. It's locked in. Speaker 1
Alright. Okay. Victor, with the second pick, who are you picking? Speaker 3
I'm gonna pick somebody. I don't think that somebody is on your list, but I'm gonna take hard right j. Speaker 1
For what position? Speaker 3
For right wing. Speaker 1
Damn you. I was gonna take him. Alright. Speaker 0
That's good. I like that. Speaker 1
Yes. I was gonna pick him. He was gonna be my off the the I thought he was on my list here somewhere, though. Where is he? Alright. No. He's not there. But anyway, good pick because I was gonna pick him. Damn you. Speaker 3
Alright. I pick him because you were gonna pick him. That's my reason. Speaker 1
Mhmm. Alright. Then the for for our first pick, the Holland Landing one jobs select as coach Nat because she is a ruthless leader. Speaker 2
She will Speaker 1
And she goes for what she wants Speaker 0
Sure. Speaker 1
When she wants it. And, and so, yes, Nat is going to be the coach of the Holland Landing one jobs. Matt. Speaker 0
First, can you take out one of the t's for Matt? Because you completely made a combination of my name. Speaker 1
Right. Yeah. Speaker 0
The upcountry five holes Mhmm. Will be drafting as their coach, the one and only gold medalist, Tessa Bunum. Speaker 1
Oh, for what? For the coach? Speaker 0
For that's my coach. Speaker 1
Nice. Speaker 0
I think you guys completely left her off. You're thinking, a, she's from Sudbury, knows the upcountry very well, can wrangle these fuckers in. We've seen what she's done with the teams. We saw how she managed coach. She's got the experience. She's got the know how. Okay. She's my coach. Speaker 1
Alright. Jay thought I would've I would've picked Nat for my sniper, and you know what? I should have. That would've been a good call. But, yeah. Speaker 0
Which position is a sniper? Speaker 3
Well, it could Speaker 0
be I don't know. Speaker 2
I'm, like, looking on my list going, Speaker 3
I don't know. Is usually Speaker 0
a translate as we go through this. Speaker 1
Sniper is yeah. Speaker 3
Typically, a sniper is a wing. Speaker 0
Oh, I would've thought that was Speaker 2
Which one? Speaker 0
No. A center Speaker 3
is typically a playmaker. Speaker 2
Oh, he's a Speaker 0
set up guy. Speaker 1
Got it. Okay. YYZ Gord, I was expecting the fetus to be Victor's on Victor's team, but, there's still time there. Gord. There's time. Speaker 0
So the center's a setup guy. Mhmm. Speaker 3
Got it. Playmaker. Not setup guy. Playmaker. Alright. Speaker 0
Well, what's the difference? Speaker 1
Next round, we're starting with Victor. Victor, who's your second pick? Speaker 3
I'm gonna select the coach. So we're gonna the Blue Spatchers are gonna select, Big Sexual as our coach. Speaker 0
Big Sexual. Speaker 3
Because because when if when he's feeling it, he's gonna say tit fucker, and everybody's gonna get up and go. So Okay. Alright. Coach is pick sexual. Speaker 1
Okay. The, Holland Landing one jobs, for my center, I'm gonna pick the only player on, you know, on on Shorzy who can actually play with actual skill. And I mean, they all have skills, but the the the one who is a one number one overall pick, I'm picking TR, Terry Ryan or Hitch, sorry, for, my center. Speaker 2
Pick actual hockey players. Speaker 1
I'm picking Hitch for my center. Speaker 3
He's got Pierce from the universe. Speaker 1
He's got a good shot. He's Speaker 0
a skater. Speaker 2
The whole Shorzy, the whole Speaker 0
You could if you're trapped. Speaker 2
Very bull Speaker 0
bull bull bull bull bull bull bull bull bull bull bull bull bull bull bull bull bull bull bull bull bull bull bull Speaker 1
bull bull bull bull Speaker 0
bull bull bull bull bull Speaker 3
bull bull bull bull bull bull Speaker 0
bull bull bull bull bull bull bull bull bull Speaker 1
bull bull bull bull bull bull bull bull bull bull bull bull bull bull bull bull. You could. Speaker 3
But you can't now because you already lost one. Speaker 1
I see. Matt. Speaker 0
Yeah. I'm gonna I'm gonna go down the hockey line up here and pick my goalie because I think there's only one choice, and that's never misses the mark. Michaels. I I got he's gotta play it. It's what he does. He stepped up his game. He's delivered. He's the guy. I'm taking him off the taking him off the lineup and the gate. Speaker 1
Michaels is your goalie. Okay. And, Tanya, what's your next pick? Speaker 2
I'm gonna pick, my center. And this is a person that apparently needs to be a resourceful person who can thrive, to Wow. Speaker 1
You really did do homework. Speaker 2
To different game situations. And that's my girl, Tanis. Speaker 1
Damn it. Speaker 2
Tanis is going in Speaker 4
to some Speaker 1
Tanis is Speaker 0
I had that written down as my next choice. Speaker 1
You just gotta win a face off too and Speaker 0
you know You button hooked me there. I didn't know you're gonna button it. Speaker 2
She's gonna Speaker 1
Yeah. See, the the order you pick them in is also important. Right? Oh, by the way, there's there's players here on the on the list that I put down as one player because they're just two alike. So for example, Axe and Slash are one would count as one. The Polichetis would count as one. Ron and Dax, the gyms all count as one. So you can't just load up a a line of gyms. You can only have one. And, Riley and Jonesy. So Speaker 2
Oh, you're you're smashing Speaker 1
them together? Yeah. They're they're they're together. So, next pick oh, it's me. So for my next pick, I'm going for I'm going, in the goal position. I think I'm going to take sorry. No. Not goal. I'm gonna go for my right defenseman. I'm going with Dickens. Because if you think about it, one of the best NHL defenseman, Zidane O'Chara Speaker 3
Yes. Yes. Yes. Speaker 1
Is, like, seven feet tall. Speaker 0
Okay. Speaker 1
He's got the reach. He's one of the best defensemen. I think Dickens Speaker 3
talking about him. Speaker 1
What side was he on? Left or right, Victor? Speaker 3
I don't know. He was probably on the right side, but it doesn't matter. Speaker 1
Okay. So I'm picking Dickens. Speaker 0
Does it matter? Speaker 1
As my right defenseman. Matt, you're up. Speaker 0
Okay. I'm looking at who I'm worried about so far. Speaker 1
Yes. The wingspan on him. Speaker 0
Yes. How to how to counteract this. So Mhmm. I am going to pick my center now. Speaker 1
Okay. Speaker 0
Top one. I think I'm gonna put oh, I had it, and I lost it. Lots of this is really intense, man. I don't know how to Speaker 1
Oh, true. Speaker 0
There's the the strategy behind this. I don't know. Yeah. Speaker 1
Thanks, Jay. Speaker 0
I think I'm gonna put as my center because I think that she's gonna get in people's heads and really, play the mind game. I'm gonna put Galer as my center. Oh. Speaker 3
Yeah. Alright. Speaker 0
I can just because the centers the centers take the I was gonna say tee off, but that's not what I'm looking for. Speaker 1
Face off. Speaker 0
Oh, Jesus. Speaker 2
Go sports ball. Speaker 0
The centers take that out of those. Right? Can you imagine Gaylor in a face off? Man, the things have been muffled under those. Yeah. Speaker 1
Alright. Speaker 0
She's setting things up. Speaker 1
Gail Satter. That's that's an interesting pick, Tanya. Speaker 0
Playmaker. Come on. Speaker 2
Oh, I get next? Speaker 1
Yeah. You're next. Oh. What, what are you picking? Speaker 2
Alright. I am going to Speaker 1
She's got notes, folks, and they're printed. They're not written. They're printed notes. Speaker 2
K. Listen. I hear that the defense people Speaker 3
People? Speaker 2
People. The defense people, need to be really tough and physical. Speaker 0
Mhmm. Speaker 2
And they need to, make a natural it needs to be, like, defended. And they have to be have that mindset to defend. Speaker 1
Alright. Speaker 2
And, I think that the most toughest physical defending person in the universe, universe, is Wayne. Wayne. He's the toughest he's the toughest guy in butter candy. Speaker 1
Okay. Can Speaker 3
you do that? You already selected Chorzy. So? Speaker 1
Alright. So do Speaker 0
you want Speaker 2
Didn't get there? Didn't get. Speaker 0
Do Speaker 1
you wanna put him left or right? Speaker 2
Oh, hold on now. I wanna go left. Speaker 1
Left for Wayne. Alright. Wayne is your left defenseman. Yeah. Victor. Speaker 3
Alright. Well, since Tiny picked the left defenseman, I'll pick a left defenseman. You need somebody that can like I said, I think the the guy that's got the, best slapshot out of everybody on the list is Dolo, so we'll have to go with Dolo. Speaker 1
Okay. Speaker 3
You can rip a puck right through your goalie. Speaker 1
Dolo as your Not Speaker 0
Michaels. Huntsman. Speaker 3
Michaels. Did you select Michaels? Speaker 0
As my goal is to say he'll Oh, the show right there. Speaker 3
Dola will take it right through his chest. Speaker 0
Misses the right Speaker 1
his chest. Right through the chicken legs. Right? Speaker 0
That's right. Alright. That was the best thing ever. Speaker 1
The hull of landing one jobs for our left wing because we want speed down the left wing, and no one can run faster than a Mennonite. I am picking Noah Dick for my left winger for the left wing on the Holland Landing one jobs. Noah Dick. Speaker 0
Two of the last three picks were, like, next on my lineups. This is this is getting away from me here. Speaker 1
Alright, Matt. Speaker 0
Getting nervous. Speaker 1
You're up. Speaker 0
You know what? Let's go with the same thing. But I'm gonna go my right wing Speaker 3
Mhmm. Speaker 0
And I'm gonna pick where is it? Anita Dick. Speaker 3
Okay. Bet you do. Speaker 0
Put Anita on the right. Speaker 1
Anita Dick on the right. So Speaker 0
she goes toe to toe no. I don't think Noah's I think Noah's gonna back down. It's time Speaker 2
to reach out. Nice. Going toe to toe. Speaker 0
Too much too much action on that side of the ice. Speaker 1
Nice. It's gonna Speaker 0
k. Speaker 3
Are we selecting mascots? Speaker 1
I thought about it. You wanna do mascots too? We can I think Speaker 3
we should? Speaker 1
Okay. I'll add a mascot around. Speaker 2
Slime. Oh, that's Speaker 1
Alright. Tanya, you're you're you've got the next pick. Speaker 2
Okay. As my Speaker 0
goalie. Speaker 2
Yeah. Hasn't been picked yet. Okay. So wait. Is he there? Speaker 0
I don't Speaker 2
know. I can't see. Well, I'll just spit it out. I don't think he's been picked yet. Okay. So as my goalie Speaker 0
Mhmm. Speaker 2
Which I, am told that a goalie needs to face intense pressure Okay. And and must remain focused. Speaker 1
I love how much work you put into this. Speaker 2
And they need to be resilient. And from stories that I've heard, this this person, has shown surprising flexibility, which I think a goalie would need to be flexible. Okay. And and and lightning fast reactions, and so that goes to Squirrely Dan. Oh. Oh. You picked him you picked him because he covers most of Speaker 0
the net. Speaker 1
Just say it. Speaker 3
He's very flexible. He's of the net. Just say it. Speaker 2
He's very flexible. He's very flexible. Speaker 0
That's polite. Speaker 2
I think he's I think he's he he would be really good. Speaker 1
Okay. He doesn't need any attentions paid to his five hole. Victor, you're up next. Speaker 2
And and he has moments, right, where he just, like Yeah. He gets all showedy and stuff. So Speaker 3
I'm gonna keep following Tanya, and, I'll I'll pick my goalie as well. Mhmm. So I'm gonna pick, probably the goalie that nobody would dare shoot a puck at, and that's Zig. Speaker 1
Really? Okay. Speaker 0
Really, Speaker 3
hey. Would you shoot a puck at her? Speaker 0
I might. Speaker 1
She's pretty she's pretty mean, so maybe. Yeah. Zeke, not me. Alright. Cool. For my next pick, I'm gonna go goalie as well. The hall hallow many one jobs choose, where is he? The other biggest player in the universe, JJ Franke JJ, because he used to be a goalie in junior. Speaker 0
So I'm picking He's unreliable. Speaker 1
I'm picking JJ Frankie JJ. Yeah. But goalies are weird. They're all unreliable. Oh, Tanya's excited because her pick is still on the board. Speaker 0
But first, we go to Matt. That? Alright. Now that mascot I'm gonna I'm gonna knock out the mascot now that that's an option here. Mhmm. Speaker 2
Really? Over your players, man? Alright. You do your Speaker 0
Well, the Bastog can bring a lot to the game. I like to play the mind games, and I like people who can get under skin. And so it's there there's only one sensible, mascot here, and that's the one and only Jory Jordan. Speaker 1
Oh, that's a good pick, actually. Nice pick. Jory Jordan. Speaker 0
When he faces the, when that's on behalf of the upcountry five holes Mhmm. But he goes up. Tanya, what's the name of your team again there? Speaker 2
Maple D's. Speaker 0
The Maple D's. Mhmm. And, my mascot gets up in your coach's face. He's gonna yeah. It's gonna be bad news. Speaker 1
Alright. Next pick is Tanya. Tanya, you're up. Speaker 2
Alright. I'm continuing with my players. So I still have do I need to pick left and right? Yep. Oh, shit. Speaker 1
It's alright. Like, just pick another Speaker 2
Okay. Okay. Forward. Left wing left wing. Speaker 0
Mhmm. Speaker 2
Right? Speaker 3
No. Left. Left. Speaker 2
Do I do I I already have somebody in my right, so I'm picking left now? Speaker 1
So you you have a sent. You've got your coach, your center. You don't have any of your wings wingers picked yet. You have a left defenseman, Wayne. Oh, I Speaker 2
have two of them. Yes. I thought lefts and rights were all the same. Mhmm. Sorry. Oh, I didn't I didn't realize right and left. Okay. Where's my d d? What am I doing? Okay. I'm gonna pick I'm gonna pick I'm gonna pick. Next Speaker 1
Jeff wants you to remember, you can never have too much d, or you can never have enough d. Sorry. Speaker 2
Alright. I'm picking, Joint Boy and Tyson. Speaker 1
Okay. For your defense? Speaker 2
For my, you know what? I'm gonna put Joint Boy with Wayne as my defense. Yeah. Speaker 1
So those two are gonna count as one as well. So you want joint boy Tyson on defense with Wayne? Speaker 2
With Wayne. Yeah. Speaker 1
Alright. Speaker 2
Because he's intense. And he's, like, he's willing, and he and he works well with Wayne. Speaker 0
When is it my turn again? Speaker 1
Soon. Speaker 3
You're poor for I I think you've forfeited your church. Speaker 1
Did we skip, Matt? No. Oh, you had Rory Jordan as your your your mascot. You we did not skip Speaker 0
it. Four five one two three four one two three four five one two three Okay. Yeah. So it's the Blue Spatula's choice. Speaker 1
Yes. Go, Victor. You're up. Speaker 0
Alright. Speaker 3
Oh my. Let's see. Should we go mascot? You would. Speaker 1
Well, you oh, man. Never No. You know what? Not giving you any ideas. We're Speaker 3
we're gonna I don't have a center yet, so we're gonna go center. I'm going with the ostrich. Speaker 1
For center? Speaker 3
Yes. Speaker 1
What? Because it takes three men to take it down? Accurate. Oh my god. Speaker 2
Oh my Speaker 1
god. Jesus. Speaker 3
I dare you to take a buck buck off, win a face off against my ostrich. Speaker 1
Fuck. I'm just trying Speaker 0
to picture an ostrich on skates, and it's amazing. Speaker 1
Or how how does it hold the stick, or does it even matter? You don't care if it's holding a stick, do you? Speaker 3
You'll whoever's facing up against them is shitting bricks, so it doesn't matter. Speaker 1
Oh, boy. Alright. So I need I need some, I've got speed. I've got a good shot. I've got good leadership and good good reach. I need some muscle on my team. And since none of you, guys picked them yet, I'm throwing the gyms Speaker 0
Damn it. Speaker 1
On my defense on the right side. So, Jim, Jim Speaker 0
I've lost four picks that I wanted so far. Speaker 1
Matt, it's your call. Speaker 0
Well, now I have to rethink everything. Mhmm. Because that's why I was like, when is my turn? Because Oh, Speaker 1
because you got all excited. You're gonna get the gyms, but nope. Speaker 0
Yeah. I did not. Fuck. Hold on. I know. And and Tracy's gonna call me out again because we're on the clock because he already called me out once. I need I need some defense. I don't I don't even have offense, really. This is not shaping. Okay. I need a shooter. Who's a shooter here? Speaker 3
That that would be a sniper. Speaker 0
Who's a sniper? I thought snipers were the girls. That's what Speaker 3
Goddamn it. Speaker 0
It was really confusing in this show. Speaker 2
What is a sniper? A center? Speaker 1
A good shooter. Speaker 3
No. Center is a playmaker. Goddamn it. Speaker 2
You know what? Who's the shooter? Aren't they all aren't they all trying Speaker 0
to get a shot at all? Speaker 1
Shooters, but, generally, your the people with good shots are either your defensemen or your wingers. Speaker 3
Except the wingers take snapshots and wrist wrist shots, whereas the defenseman takes slap shots. Speaker 0
Well, anyways, now that he's now that he's recovered and he's back as a goal a game, I'm gonna put fish in my left wing. I need we need we need a we need a goal You Speaker 3
mean fish, or do you mean the goldfish? Speaker 0
No fish. Speaker 1
Fish. Don't worry, Victor. Your pick is still available if you want it. Good pick. Alright. Folks, on the on the, livestream, I'm about to enter the first poll now that we have our our coaches, lined up. So, when once you see it, start voting on who the best pick for coaches in one second. I'm just entering Tessa Benham, and now you guys can vote on the coach. Tanya, who's your pick? You have left wing, right wing, and mascot left. Speaker 2
Alright. Apparently, the wing needs to be, speedy and, a a creative playmaking, and they need to be energetic. So I think who calls that I think who fills that type of position would be Riley and Jonesy. Speaker 1
Riley and Jonesy. Speaker 2
They're always, like they're doing their their stairs, and they see Speaker 3
Once we're done picking, can we do, like, a like, a swap if the with anybody with if there's people left on the list? Speaker 1
No. I'm because I'm I'm starting the polls now. So, no. Okay. By the way, that first poll, I say at center, is supposed to be at coach, not at center. So I've already fucked that up. Speaker 0
Where are you putting this, Speaker 1
In, in the Discord. Speaker 0
Oh, in Discord? Speaker 1
Are you going to vote for your own? Speaker 0
I would never dare. Speaker 1
No. I wanna see it. I know I can see who votes right I can so if you vote, I'll know I Speaker 0
know how the internet works. Speaker 1
Oh come on why why isn't that? Damn Speaker 2
it. How many? Speaker 1
Dania, yeah. You're up you already picked Ryan Jones. Sorry. Victor, you're up next. Speaker 3
Alright. I think I still need to pick a winger off my left winger. So I think we need somebody real greasy, on on who who can be real greasy. So I think that's jerks. I think Derks is the greasiest one on the list. There's some good choices to to to, but but, yeah, he can he can put his hand through his hair, and then put a little grease on the blade, you know, like the pitchers with the baseball? Right. I think I think Dirks would be, would would be able to add a little bit of, grease to his shot. Speaker 1
Okay. Dirks it is. That's a interesting pick. Just entering now the poll for, center in one second. Tanis, the ostrich. The ostrich. Speaker 3
Look. What a what a forward line. The ostrich, hard ride j, and jerks. Speaker 1
The, pull for center is now up. Okay. For my pick, I've got, right wing and mascot left. Who do I have? Anita's done, so I won't do that. Oh, you know what? Right wing. I'm I'm putting, Mary Anne and Betty Ann on the wing. Damn right. Speaker 0
That's a good one. Oh, Speaker 2
that's a good Speaker 1
one. Because they're they're fast, with their with their, chirps, so you know they're they're gonna be fast on the ice too. Alright. And, Matt, you are up next. Speaker 0
The upcountry five holes Mhmm. Will be drafting in the right defense position, the wonderful Polichetis. Speaker 3
Goddamn you. Speaker 0
As they in they just draw fear out of people, and they will not miss their mark. No. That's not what I wanted to say. That's wrong. That's not that's the wrong guy. No. But we know they're gonna hold the they're gonna hold their ground. No. They're gonna hold their ground in their position. They're gonna hold their position strong, and no one's gonna get by them. Speaker 2
Wouldn't they be referenced as the snipey snipes? Aren't they the Speaker 1
snipes? Sniper? Sniper. Well Speaker 2
Snipers? Speaker 0
No. I just need them I just need them to stand strong. Get in front, scream. I don't know. Whatever they wanna do. Speaker 1
Okay. You put that on right defense. Right? Speaker 0
Yes. Right defense. Cool. Speaker 1
Alright. Tanya, you have right wing or mascot left? Speaker 2
I know who my mascot's gonna be. Speaker 1
Well, then why don't you pick it before somebody else does? Speaker 2
No one's gonna pick it. Speaker 1
Are you sure? Speaker 2
I'm sure. I am going to pick since since Victor can pick the ostrich. Speaker 1
You're picking the goldfish? Speaker 2
I am going to pick AJ. Speaker 1
Who? AJ. AJ. Okay. He is on on the show. Like, Speaker 2
He is on the show. Speaker 1
Alright. So as your as your mascot? Speaker 2
I'm picking him as my mascot. Speaker 1
Alright. Speaker 2
He was phenomenal. Okay. AJ, our our, Speaker 1
biggest third assistant director. Speaker 2
He he he was, like, the best cheerleader, and, like, he orchestrated and per do like, he just he Speaker 0
he had What was the character he played in? Speaker 2
His finger Speaker 1
on the balls Speaker 2
of everything. Speaker 0
He was one Speaker 1
of the big guys who beat up on the slots, with Phil. Phil was the main guy, but he was one of Phil's henchmen. And he was also in the prison during the, Speaker 2
But I'm not picking him as a character. Speaker 0
No. No. Hold on. That was gonna be my argument. These are all characters in the show. So you can pick the actor, but as the character Yeah. Speaker 3
You have to pick the character. Speaker 0
Within I'm I'm overgrown. You he can be there, but we're thinking of him as the character. Speaker 2
I'm I'm thinking of him as our, like he was the bestest. Speaker 0
Director? First director? Speaker 2
He was fantastic. Yeah. Speaker 0
Yeah. Yeah. I know you're wrong. Speaker 2
I love AJ. Then because what was he in the he in the show, he'd what didn't Speaker 1
He was a thug in the show. Speaker 2
He was a thug in the show. A mascot can't be a thug. Although, I have seen Speaker 0
He must actually be a Speaker 1
On on Shores, he wore a costume. I forget. Was he the one who wore the chicken costume? I mean, he was one of the guys wearing Speaker 0
Yes. Yes. Thank you. He was in there. Speaker 2
Well then, AJ, you're in. Speaker 0
You're in. Speaker 2
He's in. Because you're going. Speaker 0
Maple Dee chickens. Speaker 2
Go in. Speaker 1
Okay, Victor. You have your right defenseman or your mascot left Speaker 0
to pick? Speaker 3
Right defenseman or my mascot? Well, the Polochettis were gonna be my mascot. So that kind Speaker 0
of They're that is off the table, my friend. Speaker 3
Yeah. Yeah. That that's tough. That's tough. I think we'll leave Mascot for the end. Mhmm. And we're gonna go with with our defensemen or woman or defensemen. Speaker 1
Defenseperson, okay. Speaker 3
So I think we have to go just because we need somebody that will, slash and axe the heck out of people. Mhmm. And I think the that axe is slash. Speaker 0
Oh, I Speaker 1
see what you did there. Alright. Speaker 2
Did that take you that long? Speaker 1
Well, I'm doing a bunch of different things at once. So Speaker 2
have one job. Speaker 1
Axe and slash on your right defense. Good call. Alright. Thank you. Alright. For the NHL one jobs, for our final pick, for our mascot, we are going to select Glenn for our mascot. Speaker 0
Yep. That's fair. Speaker 1
Because That's right. That's right. He he's just good at, cheering the team on and, yeah. And he yeah. So he's the one jobs mascot, which is ironic considering on the show, he's had many jobs. So there you go. That's what I call irony. Matt, your pick. Speaker 0
Alright. For the Upcountry five hole's final selection of the evening, the left events position will be going to the one and only piece of shit, McMurray. Speaker 1
Oh, that's a you know what? I thought about choosing him for something, but We Speaker 0
need a we need a piece of shit on our team as you know, from we're from upcountry. So Speaker 1
Yeah. Good pick. Tanya, your final pick for right wing. Who who's it gonna be? Speaker 2
Okay. So somebody that goes up against Hargreid j. Speaker 1
So a right winger, you want somebody with some speed, maybe a good shot or good puck handling. You have Speaker 2
Anita Deck. Speaker 1
Anik or Bonnie or Coach or Connor or Corey, Darren. Oh, Dierks has already taken. Speaker 2
I'm gonna take I'm gonna take Speaker 1
No one's taking Okay. Yeah. I mean Speaker 0
yeah. That's a goody choice. Speaker 2
I'm gonna go with the goody. Speaker 1
You're gonna go with the goody? Speaker 2
I'm gonna go getty, getty, getty, getty, getty, getty. Speaker 1
Alright. In the moment we've all been waiting for, Victor, who is your mascot? Speaker 2
Not the ostrich. My Speaker 0
You wanna change the ostrich? Speaker 3
No. No. No. Hey, the ostrich is I picked them for function. My mascot is really, I can't believe he's still on the board. It has to be Gus. Speaker 1
Oh, of course. Damn you, Victor. Damn you for, like, you winning that account for Yeah. Speaker 0
You're playing on heartstrings there. Speaker 1
Goddamn it. I thought I had it with Glenn and you go and pick Speaker 0
Cheap shot. Speaker 1
With us. Oh, Jesus Christ. Damn you, Victor. Alright. So I'm entering, some of these now. Left wing is already in. I'm just entering right wing now. While I do that, Tanya, the the Tanya's Maple Dees, here's the team you've chosen. As coach, Shorzy, at center, Tannis, left wing, Riley and Jonesy combo, right wing, Goody, left defense, Wayne, right defense, Joint Boy and Tyson combo, goalie, Squirrely Dan, and your mascot is AJ. So while I do this, why don't you, you know, make your case to our listeners why you think your team is gonna win the no show while I enter these in here. Speaker 2
Oh, well, come on. I've got, like, Shorzy. Speaker 1
Mhmm. Speaker 2
I've got Speaker 1
I've already I've already listed them off. Speaker 2
I've got Tannis and Wayne, like, the power duo, and and and then Wayne's got his boys, Joint Boy and Tyson. And then Shorzy and Riley and Jonesy, they're gonna chirp at each other, but they're also gonna, like, just spear each other on, and they're gonna do even hard they're gonna go even harder Mhmm. And want it even more, and it's just gonna be wild. And and squirrely Dan is gonna be yelling at everybody, and everybody is just going to be on fire. And then there's AJ that corrals all of them and just keeps them all, like, like, just keeps them all grouped. And and Goody, he's come on. He's Goody. He's good. It's in the name. Speaker 1
He's unbelievable. Speaker 2
He's unbelievable. And they're all you I can just see them now. They're all gonna be having sticks and cheering each other on and spraying champagne and getting naked, and I've gone too far. But it's it's gonna be great. It's gonna be great. Speaker 1
Alright. Victor of the Blue Spatulas, your team that you've picked. You have Big Sexy as your coach. The Ostrich is your center. Derek's on your left wing. Hard right j on your right wing. A little on the nose there, Victor. Dolo is your left defense. Axe and slash combo is your right defense. Zieg as your goalie, and Gus as your mascot. Defend your team. Speaker 3
Oh my god. I mean, where do you even start? First of all, big sexy, big sexual. He's gonna speaks, he's gonna speak, you know, the tit tit fucker. He's gonna be he's he's he's he's so beautiful. He's people are gonna be looking at him instead of anybody else. You've got, you've got, let's see, the ostrich. The ostrich, nobody is gonna be able to take the puck off him, except when he I don't know Speaker 1
how he's gonna keep the puck. He doesn't have a stick. So Speaker 3
Hey. He's got us hey. He's he's got he's got a stick. Don't worry. Don't worry. He's got it going on. Speaker 1
Uh-huh. Speaker 3
You've got jerks who's gonna be using the grease. You've got hard ride j who is you know, he he's gonna influence people to do all the wrong things. Speaker 0
Mhmm. Speaker 3
Let's see. You've got Dolo who's gonna slap it right through the goalie, even even even Big Dan, and you've got, let's see, Axe and Slash. They're gonna destroy you guys in the corners, in in in in all ways possible. You've got Zig who knows the zag. So she's gonna go left when you're gonna go right, and then she's and then and then? Speaker 1
And then? Speaker 3
Who stands? Who stands behind the goalie? Speaker 0
Uh-huh. Speaker 3
It's the mascot. Okay. So as they are ready to score, they're gonna see Gus, and they're gonna put their sticks down, and they say, I'll I surrender. Let's go for a brew. This is the winning lineup. Speaker 2
Mhmm. So this is what I see, Victor. Can I start trash talking? Speaker 1
Go for it. Speaker 2
Victor, this is what I see. Speaker 1
Trying to enter the Speaker 0
poll. I Speaker 2
see that Gus is gonna start barking at the bird. Speaker 0
You only put three options on the right defense pole. Speaker 1
Oh, goddamn it. Speaker 2
Gus Gus is gonna start barking at at Big Sexual. That's There's nowhere near each other. They're not going to scare the well, who's gonna be coaching the team? I thought coaching the team was the was the bird. Speaker 3
Mascot stands behind the goalie. Behind the goalie. Speaker 2
Behind the goalie. Speaker 3
Yes. So Far away from the, coach. Speaker 2
So so Gus is gonna start barking at the ostrich. Speaker 0
Oh, boy. Speaker 2
And and the the mascot's gonna bark at the ostrich. The ostrich is gonna get spooked, and then everything is going to just it's it's just gonna be a mess. Speaker 3
How tough the ostrich is. He's not gonna care when Speaker 1
it comes. Speaker 2
Be tough on on ground, but he's on ice. That's different. That's different. He is going to look like a giraffe just getting his legs out of water. Yes. Speaker 1
Alright. The whole landing one jobs on at coach, I have Nats at center hitch, left wing, Noah Dick, right wing Mary Ann Betty Ann combo, left the defense, Dickens, right defense, Jim's, goalie, JJ Frankie JJ, and mascot, Glenn. I'm sorry, guys, but this is a no brainer. I picked a team of of of ringers here. If you think about it, best shot, hitch. Fastest player would be Noah Dick by far because fucking they run. Mary Ann and Betty Ann, there's no one gonna fuck with them on the right wing. Dickens was has has the best reach out of all of them on left defense. The gyms, no one no one's tougher than the gyms, so no one's getting past them. JJ Franke, JJ is a big potato. Come on. People. And, Glenn, who's better at at at being a mascot than Glenn? I've got the team of ringers right here, folks. Speaker 2
You know what? You know what? No. You don't. Because right there ringettes, not ringers. Right right there. The right wing, Mary Anne and Betty Anne, hard right is going to fire them up so much that they're gonna forget that hockey is even going on. Speaker 1
Kick his ass. Speaker 0
That's a good point. They're gonna forget the game. Speaker 2
They're gonna forget the game because they're gonna get so riled up with right with hard right j, and he's gonna start shooting off his mouth, and he they're gonna start pounding crap out of him. That's That's what they're gonna be doing. They're not gonna be playing Speaker 3
It's exactly the same strategy that Shorzy used. Remember? Speaker 2
This is why Anita Dick and she's not gonna know where she's putting that the where she's putting the puck. And so Goody, he's got it. That hole the the right wing, Goody is good to go. He's he has no interference whatsoever. Speaker 1
K. Matt. Matt's upcountry five holes. At coach, I'll give you this one. Tessa Banum, that was an inspired pick. At center, Gail, if she can stop flicking her bean long enough, sure. Left wing, fish. Right wing, Anita Dick for some speed. Left defense, McMurray for some, dirty play, I'm sure, especially if he's down in Minnequin. Right defense Apolo's looking going for some scary tactics there. Goalie Michaels never misses Mark and your mascot, Jory Jordan, going for the the young the youth vote I see there. Explain yourself. Speaker 0
I think I've got the solid lineup here. You guys are you and your one jobs. Yeah. I see where you went in here, but it's not gonna work. I've got top leadership and top goalie sandwiched sandwiched around the meat, which is the distractions, the speed, and the sniper. So you got between Gale and, what is it? Gale and McMurray throwing shit and messing with people's heads. Speaker 1
Throwing shit. Literally throwing shit. Speaker 0
Mitch and Anita are gonna run the game. That speed and that shot combined are unstoppable. And, again, no one's getting by Michaels anyways. And then the Paulichetis, they're just they're there to do what they need to do. They're gonna stand strong, and no one's gonna go near them because they just create that fear. Just not gonna work. It's like if I go along to coach lineup, I got that hands down. The center one, Gail, the only one I am worried a little bit there is Hitch. The ostrich, a right off. That thing is not gonna know which way to go. It's just gonna look scary, but it's gonna do nothing. The left wing, fish hands down. Even the combination of Riley and Jonesy, those two are getting so caught up in their own nonsense. They're not gonna pay attention to the game. Speaker 3
He's gonna go cold again like he always does. Speaker 0
The right the right wing? Speaker 3
Cold fish. Speaker 0
Anita, I love her. I think I think she's gonna hold strong there. That could be a hard line there, but, whatever. The left defense, though, McMurray, I think, takes that. Dickens is just gonna be watching the clock. Dolo, he's more worried about trying to get a goal than plan d. Wayne, I don't even know if Wayne can skate. So it seems like a good choice, but I don't know. He's not the hockey guy. You know how he feels about hockey players. So I I feel like that was a you had a good a lot of good energy in that pick, but I I I think that's why he stayed off so long because everyone believes he can't play. So right defense, Paulichetis. There's there's a good lineup there across that board. A goalie, hands down. No one's touching me. Speaker 3
Your goalie is gonna be busy putting his dick back in his pants. Speaker 0
Yo. JJ is not even gonna show up to the game, so you guys are gonna be goalie less. You're gonna be you're gonna be one man down. You know that. Zeig, I don't know. Speaker 3
His dick's gonna be hanging out, and the puck's gonna hit him in a dick. Speaker 0
Well, Zeig's gonna bring some anger, but I don't know if she can actually stop a puck. Scrutty Dan, okay. He he can he covers some good quantity of that net, but we'll see what he does. And then the mascot game here, I I think it's a good lineup there in the mascot game. I don't know. It can go anywhere. Mhmm. But that's that's mine. Speaker 1
Alright. Thank you. I'm just, entering the final, or the second to last poll here for the mascot. So, any if you guys have any trash talking, do it now while I'm, while I'm Speaker 3
Well, Jory's gonna get eaten by, Gus. And whenever Gus doesn't finish, my ostrich is gonna come and Speaker 0
Gus feels like a cheap shot in this whole thing, so I don't know. You went way off script on that one. Speaker 1
No. No. I know. But I I I gotta I gotta admire the game there. Speaker 0
That was an inspired one. Speaker 1
Was a a a great choice. I I hate I hate how good that choice was. Alright. That's the mascot poll, and I'm just entering the last overall team poll. So, given just the the team overall, who do you think is the best team? So overall team, and, let me just enter here. Is it Tanya's Speaker 0
It's gonna be close. April d's? Speaker 1
Or is it I Speaker 0
think the one one jobs came in with way too big an ego, Speaker 3
so I I think Speaker 0
that's gonna play it to your advantage. Speaker 3
Victor's If one of the measurements is inclusion and diversity, I think my team wins. Speaker 2
I shoulda named myself Tanya's tarts. Speaker 1
Tanya's. Oh, jeez. That's Speaker 2
so true. I said Speaker 0
No one gave it any thought. Speaker 1
Jobs. And final one, Speaker 0
Hardright Jake. Like, this could such a push over there. It's a smart choice, but it's not gonna hold up. Speaker 1
I I I totally I was gonna pick Hardright Jake for a minute. Speaker 3
Are you kidding me? He's gonna irritate who who's gonna be he he it's gonna be a left he's gonna have the left any of your left wingers, he's gonna But Speaker 0
the Maple Deese sellers gonna lay them out in one hit. Speaker 3
Not gonna happen. Not gonna happen. Speaker 1
My pole failed. I don't know why. Speaker 2
Aw. Don't you just hate it when your pole fails? Speaker 0
Oh, damn it. Speaker 1
Damn you. You're on my side. Speaker 0
I bet you fucked right into that one there, chief. Big chief. Speaker 3
Like, flaccid. Speaker 0
Oh, no. I know Speaker 1
they have blue pills for that now, don't they? Speaker 0
Won't won't. I think it's interesting none of the skids got made into the lineups. Speaker 1
Yeah. I was surprised it rolled. I was Speaker 2
I was looking I was thinking of rolled. Yeah. Speaker 0
I thought Roald might be a mascot. Speaker 3
I was thinking Roald for a mascot, but she lost. Speaker 1
Yeah. So how about some honorable mentions there? Speaker 0
Yeah. Roald is a mascot. Speaker 2
Great for a mascot. Speaker 0
I I'm amazed no one took Sanguinet as the, coach. I thought he might have made that. Speaker 3
Yeah. But that's too on the nose. Right? Because he is a coach. Speaker 0
I get it. But when he's Speaker 3
Katie, Katie, I thought Katie being kind Speaker 0
of a Speaker 2
pull up there. Right? Speaker 1
Yes. The pull is up now for everyone to see. Alright. We're starting Speaker 2
that flag. Speaker 1
At this at the coach position. I'm gonna remind everyone. Speaker 0
You put overall team in the the this mascot poll again. Speaker 1
Oh, shit. Alright. Hold on. Sorry. Keep talking. Good thing Speaker 3
someone's been detention. One fucking job. Speaker 2
Apparently, the pole didn't stay wrecked for very long. Speaker 0
Yeah. YYZ, Gord is angry. Speaker 1
Yes. Sorry, Gord. I know you wanna get to bed. Overall Speaker 2
His pole is messed up. Speaker 0
His pole has not been working all night. Tanya's Speaker 1
maple d's. Speaker 2
Tanya's tart, so that's why that's why it messed up. Speaker 0
Honorable mentions. Like, I'm surprised coach didn't find his home somewhere. Not even as a coach, but maybe as a mascot. Or Speaker 3
How's Cassie feeling about that? Speaker 0
I I think she's probably a little annoyed with us if he's is she on livestream? Speaker 1
No. She bowed out today tonight. Speaker 3
Oh. Oh, well, then I'm glad we didn't pick them. Speaker 1
She she wasn't feeling well. So one jobs. Good. And last one. Come on. Please work this time. Matt's. I think it's the Matt's upcountry. Speaker 0
Well, I think it's called upcountry five holes. Don't need Matt's, but you did it, so I didn't really wanna be too much of a dick. Speaker 1
I need people to know whose teams are which. There we go. Alright. Polls are up now. So let's go to the very first line, face off here for coach. Let's see here. Just to remind everyone, Tanya picked Shorzy. Victor picked big sexy. Big sexual. Big sexual. I chose Nat, and, Matt chose Tessa Banum. And the winner with seven votes, Tessa Benham. Congratulations, Matt. Speaker 0
Yeah. Leadership prevails. Speaker 3
That's an easy one. Speaker 1
Big sexy came in second with five votes. Speaker 3
Nice. Speaker 1
And Wow. One vote each for Shorzy and Nat. Speaker 3
That was close, Nat. Speaker 0
It should not have been that close. We'll do many d gens voting. Speaker 1
Colin thinks it should have been big sexy, but, alright. We'll give him now. And now at center, to remind you who picked who, Tanya picked Tannis for center. Victor picked the ostrich. I chose Hitch, and, Matt chose Gale. And the winner there, damn you, Victor, the ostrich with six votes. Speaker 0
That would be pretty terrifying pulling up to a face off with an ostrich. But how Speaker 1
do you lose a face off to an animal that can't Speaker 0
Are you even gonna walk up to that line? Speaker 1
You're overthinking it. Hitch and Gale were tied for second with four votes each, and, and Tanya's got two votes. Alright. Left wing, remind you who got picked. Tanya picked Riley and Jonesy. Victor picked Dierks. He wanted a greasy player. I love Brad Brad Marchant. I chose Noah Dick for speed, and Matt chose Fish. But this one here was a runaway win. Riley and Jonesy. Tanya wins it with ten. Ten votes for Riley and Jonesy. Deer wise Speaker 0
got one. Speaker 1
Two. Noah gets two and Fish gets two. Alright. Wow. Yeah. That one there was a no contest. Speaker 0
The dum dums really took that one. Mhmm. Speaker 1
Yep. Tanya's favorite dum dums. Here we go at right wing. So, Tanya chose Goody. Victor chose Hardwright Jay. I chose Mary Anne and Betty Anne, and Matt chose Anita Dick. The winner there is Tanya again with Goody. What? Speaker 0
I think it's a lot. Speaker 1
Seven votes. Goody got seven votes. Speaker 2
Nice. Speaker 1
Hardright came in second with four. Mary Anne Betty Anne came in third with three, and Anita came in last with Speaker 0
two. The dicks did not Speaker 1
go well in this Not at all. I'm a little surprised there. I thought Hardwright would have that one. Alright. Left defense, just to remind you who got chosen. Wayne was Tanya's pick. Dolo was Victor's pick. Dolo. Dickens was my pick, and McMurray was Matt's pick. The winner there, Victor again with Dolo. Nice. Gets six votes. Coming in second was Dickens with four. Tanya came in third with with Wayne with, three, and Matt came in last again with two. Those parts Well, why Speaker 0
do you have to say again? Like, was that necessary? Speaker 3
I thought Speaker 0
it was, Speaker 3
Afluesque. Is that the word? Speaker 1
I I don't know. I don't know what you're trying to say there. My my Victor translator right now is working overtime. Right defense. Let me remind you who got picked. Joint Boy and Tyson by Tanya. Victor picked Axe and Slash. I picked the Gyms, and Matt picked the Polichetis. And this one here was just a murder. Gyms with eleven votes came Speaker 3
in first. Speaker 1
Hey. And murder Speaker 3
All of these picks were doubles. Isn't that interesting? Speaker 1
Yeah. Yeah. A little bit. Yeah. Well well, Jim's were triples anyway. Matt, this time, didn't come in second. He came in or he didn't come in last. He came in second. Speaker 2
And that's why they got the most void votes because there's gonna be three of them. Speaker 0
You should divide that vote by three. And you still came out on top, but it should be divided by three. Speaker 1
No. No. That's not how that works. Alright. Here we go. At goalie, Tanish chose Swirly Dan. Victor chose Zig. I chose JJ Frankie JJ, and Matt chose never misses the Mark Michaels. And Matt was a win with Nice. Speaker 3
He's the match. Speaker 1
For Michaels. Speaker 0
Yeah. Speaker 1
Tanya came in second. Because got four votes. Speaker 3
Not Notice how he didn't say again, Matt. Speaker 0
Victor Thanks for that. Speaker 1
Third, I came in last week. No no one like my JJ Frankie JJ idea. Alright. And then overall, team oh, by the way, thank you all for for voting this tonight. Oh, mascot. Oh, mascot. Sorry. Mascot. Mascot's next. Mascot, to remind you, Tanya picked AJ. Victor picked Gus. Damn you, Victor. I picked Glenn. And, and Matt picked Jory Jordan. And surprisingly, shockingly, there's a tie for first. Gus and Jory get six votes each. Speaker 3
Jory? What? Speaker 0
Yeah. Speaker 2
Oh, that's all. Speaker 1
I got three for my Glen pick, and Tanya gets one for AJ. Yeah. I'm shocked there. I thought I thought down there was was Gus's all the way. Alright. Speaker 0
Cat lovers in the audience. Speaker 1
Then the final one, the overall team. So looking at the team as a whole, here's what our thought. The winner here with eight votes was Tanya. Speaker 2
Oh my god. Speaker 1
Yes. Well done. And Matt, for some reason, gets second place with Speaker 0
four votes. Speaker 3
This is not this is not scientific. Because if you actually look at how many first first place finishes there are Speaker 0
Yeah. Speaker 3
As opposed Well, dude, Speaker 0
I'm I'm gonna have to book Speaker 1
I'm gonna add it all up in a second. I came in third, and Victor came in dead last. That Speaker 0
sounds about right. Speaker 3
Yeah. But that's not sign that that's wrong. Speaker 0
Well, it's not. This is science for three years. Why are they suddenly not? Speaker 1
Oh, Tonya and I were talking for says Tanya he gave Tanya his vote because, she did her homework. Speaker 0
She did do her homework. Speaker 1
Yeah. So Speaker 0
What I love most about this right away is that the two GoSports people came first and second in this lineup. Speaker 3
Just No. No. No. No. No. That that was a bogus that was a bogus stupid end vote. I think you have to do So Speaker 0
what I'm also hearing is Victor is calling all of our one of our listeners stupid. And, Speaker 1
The voting's over, Matt. You don't have to play to the voting. Speaker 0
I just wanna call it out because he's trying to Speaker 3
I didn't call them stupid. I said this the voting system for the final vote was stupid. So whoever came up with that idea. Speaker 0
They all heard what you said, bud. Speaker 1
Alright. So let's let's some let's add these all. Speaker 0
Using look at using functions. Speaker 3
But but but, Al, just so you know, that's not what I what I even meant. It wasn't the totals points. It's the total first place finishes and total second place finishes. Speaker 1
Oh my god. Speaker 0
The popular vote. Do you see who they got the popular vote? Speaker 1
Oh my god. Alright. The winner of this overall hockey draft. I can't believe this. Speaker 0
I think this is two draft wins for me. Speaker 1
Did you win last one too? Speaker 0
I think so. Speaker 1
Goddamn it. Matt with thirty eight points wins this draft comes in first. Oh, man. We'll we'll get to the pundits of the second. Tanya came in second with thirty seven points. Speaker 0
I'm just gonna say it quietly. Speaker 1
Victor, third with thirty three, and I came in dead last with thirty one. Wow. Wow. Speaker 3
There's another way to score this, but, sure, that's fine. Speaker 1
How else would you score it? Speaker 3
You you you you you add up who who came in first, second, and third. Speaker 1
Yeah. I thought about that, but I went with total votes anyway because I think that made it more, unpredictable because I definitely did not predict this. Congratulations, Matt. Now we're going to the livestream here. So, yes, Colin says, Tan did her homework. Let's see. The overall team being best doesn't necessarily have to line up with the head to heads. No. You're right. So it's, yeah, overall team. Exactly. At some Speaker 0
point, some teams are applauding for coming in second Yeah. Speaker 2
Yeah. To Thank you. Thank you, Matt. I wanna applaud you for coming in first. Speaker 0
Oh, thank you. Speaker 2
And thank you to the voters. I I think that is who we should be thanking. Speaker 0
Yes. And thank you, Victor and Al, for your participation. We'll send you you're getting a ribbon in the mail. Speaker 2
I had to do homework. I have no nothing. I no knowledge on hockey at all. Speaker 3
I don't think this was based on hockey, Speaker 2
though. Skater Speaker 1
Jeff Jeff said Matt came in second a lot, and that's enough to earn him second. Speaker 0
Yeah. You know? Again. Speaker 3
That tracks. Speaker 2
That's awesome. Speaker 3
Just so you know, Matt, second means you didn't win. Speaker 1
Who are the stars of the game? I I feel like the stars of the game would be Tanya for doing her homework and and Victor for choosing Gus as a mascot. I can't like, that was, an inspired choice. Very cool. Alright. Did you guys have fun with that? Let me know in the live stream if you have any questions or any comments about the tonight's game. I thought it I thought it was a lot of fun. Good night, Gord. He's heading to bed. Before we move on, again, this is more for Tanya's point benefit. Although, I'm I bet you Victor probably hasn't seen it either. Have you seen the the latest, season, scene from Shorzi that they released recently, Victor? Speaker 0
I did. Speaker 3
Depends when it came out. I haven't seen it seen for a few days anything new. Speaker 1
It was, when did it come out? Was it yesterday? I can't remember now. Speaker 3
Two The last thing I saw was the dance. So I think No. No. Speaker 1
Yeah. It was after the dance. So I'm gonna, they they released another scene from Shorzy. So I'm just gonna pull this up so we can watch it. Speaker 0
It made me so happy. Speaker 1
It's, Speaker 5
It's a fucking webinar. Okay. Speaker 1
Oh. This is a lot of fun. Hold on. So I'm gonna so this came out when was it? Yesterday? And, Tanya, you're gonna love this because it's all about webinars. Here we go. Speaker 4
What's a fucking webinar? Only one is a webinar. Speaker 2
The other two are seminars. Speaker 5
We're in the national senior tournament. So? So we don't have time for a web what? Speaker 4
Webinar. Do what you told you, dung fuck. Speaker 5
Fuck you, Zee, you fucking hee haw. Speaker 4
Look at the wall, Shorzy. The other one. The other one. The other one. Speaker 2
You're such a fucking idiot. Speaker 4
You got one. What does it say? God, don't make him read it. Where? Speaker 2
At the top. Just take it Speaker 4
slow, buddy. Sound it out. Speaker 0
Can we Speaker 5
put that thing back in Speaker 4
its pen before it poops on something? For the community. By the community. Speaker 5
Seriously, it's gonna chew the corner of a chair. Speaker 4
We've got the best senior teams in Canada here, including a ton of ex pros, and we're gonna use this opportunity to give back to Sudbury. Speaker 5
With a webisode? Webinar? Speaker 2
The other two are seminars. Speaker 4
Two? Yes. One webinar and two seminars. Speaker 2
For a total of what, Shorzie? Speaker 4
Count it out on your fingers, bud. Speaker 1
Count me Speaker 5
out of all this, you fucking goat face. Speaker 4
Uh-uh. As captain of the host Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs, you have to show face. Speaker 5
For what? Speaker 2
For the community. By the community. Speaker 5
That's ambitious, Nat. Speaker 4
Hockey players give back, always have. They're good citizens. They make themselves available to help. They give their time, like the hockey players before them gave their time. You a hockey player, Shorzy? Speaker 5
When's the first salmon arm? Salmon arm. Speaker 2
Seriously, how Speaker 4
does he not have his piss all down the front end? Speaker 1
I love it. At this point, they're gonna just release the whole freaking season before before it lands. But, Matt, what did you think of that? Speaker 0
Oh my god. I I know we we had a bit of a a Twitter ramble about this, but I swear to god, if they give us that and then don't do a scene that is entirely from the perspective of watching the seminar Mhmm. Like we do our Zoom calls, it's all for nothing. Because the that you I I wish I could find your tweet. Speaker 1
I'm looking for it now because, Speaker 0
Well, here it is. So, yeah, I did a comment saying this clip is making me laugh ridiculously. If they do a scene that is only from the viewpoint of watching a webinar, that will be everything we need. And then your response was, I can hear Shorzy on the webinar now. Can hear can can oh, sorry. I'm not gonna read this right. Can everyone hear me? You're on mute, titfucker. What do you mean share my screen? For what? How do I have to how do I open a file? What's a folder icon? All I see is a duetang icon. So dumb. What's a VPN? How do I know it's on, Tanya? Like like like that, it was your reaction is everything we need in a scene related to that because I think that will be an absolute golden moment. But and I'm feeling getting my hopes too high, but that really, really, really made me laugh. Speaker 1
Yeah. Yeah. It should be fun for sure. Amazing. Victor, what'd you think of that? Was that your first time seeing it? Speaker 3
Yeah. Yeah. That was super funny. And and, yeah, I was exactly doing that, visualizing the actual webinar, and and just the all the fumbling around and all the foolishness. And and for sure, like, Michaels is gonna be on there, and he's gonna stand up, and he's not gonna be wearing pants. Speaker 0
And his Speaker 3
dick is gonna be just hanging out. Speaker 0
I hope so. Speaker 2
That is Speaker 0
so what's gonna happen. So much to work with in that one idea. Speaker 2
Somebody's gotta take the the laptop to the bathroom. Yeah. That's what's gonna happen. Speaker 3
And there's a flush. Oh, yeah. It's gonna be great. Speaker 2
Oh, yeah. Speaker 1
And what do you think, Diane? Speaker 2
It should you know what? I'm having big flashbacks from the beginning of the pandemic when, I think our daughter was in kindergarten. I don't even remember. It was too Speaker 1
It wasn't that long ago. Speaker 2
I don't even know. It was she was, like, a little, little. I think, like, grade one or Speaker 1
or She's in grade five now. The pandemic wasn't five years ago. Speaker 2
Four years ago. Speaker 0
Grade one now. Longer than a fortnight. I don't Speaker 2
know. Anyways, it was, like, panmodium. Panmodium? Panmodium. Panmodium. Panodim. Panodim. Speaker 1
Like salmon arm. Speaker 2
Salmon arm. Anyways, there was, like, no control, and the teacher had, very little, technical savvy. And it was just like you could hear moms in the background yelling at their kids, and it was just it was craziness. And I I I hope that is is a little bit of what we get because it's Speaker 3
it's I think you're the first person to ever say technical savvy. Speaker 2
Technical savvy. Speaker 1
No. I've I've heard of people. Brown extras. It it's it's accurate, though. When when and I don't wanna go back to that unpleasant time, but both our kids, when they were homeschooling during the lockdown, Owen's teacher, the grade eight teacher, she was a little old school. She would send him notes, handwritten, take a picture with her phone, and email him the picture. I'm like, how is that easier than uploading your notes to to Google Class? But she couldn't figure out Speaker 2
I was like, I can't read her handwriting. Why are we getting a picture of it? I'm like, what happened to to typing? I didn't yeah. It was awesome. Speaker 1
Anyway, that was that's a fun, definitely a fun teaser and can't wait for the season. But, yeah, I'm looking forward to the whatever kind whatever hijinks that scene's gonna bring, it's gonna be amazing. Alright. And that's all I have for this episode. So we're gonna go around the horn one last time for final comments, Matt. Speaker 0
Yeah. These are fun. I like these nonsensical episodes. Sensible? Sensible? Whatever. Episodes where we just ramble. Let's do this again. I we I think we need to find new angles on drafts or different approaches on this. Like, I like the voting element. Mhmm. It's it's engaging, and it's fun to see the results, especially when they're in my favor. So I appreciate that. But we need to, come up with more ideas like this and how we can actively engage live audience, and have some fun with it. So Speaker 1
Yeah. It is it is fun when we can interact with with listeners. Speaker 0
Yeah. Rachel. Speaker 1
Yeah. Victor? Speaker 3
Yeah. Lots of fun. And and I'm trying to think, whose idea was this originally? Speaker 1
Chad. Chad's. Speaker 3
Fuck you, Chad. It's hard to explain you. Speaker 0
Thank you. Oh, we're back in a good spot, Victor. Speaker 3
I think this is great. I think maybe for the next one, may we can think about how to engage, our community by getting them to send stuff in. And then and then that way I don't know what. Right? Like, maybe maybe they send in punch lines, and we have to come up with the jokes. Whatever. Right? Speaker 0
Why don't we do, like, something like you know, like, the, You wanna do, Speaker 1
like, an improv, TPS improv? Give us a time and give give us a place. Give us a situation and Speaker 3
Something like that. Speaker 0
Yeah. Was like, I've seen them at sorry. Could you I've seen them, like, weddings sometimes, and not that it's a wedding scenario, but how it work where they're like, oh, who's most likely to be something or who's most likely this? And then they vote on the four of us. Mhmm. And then we debate the results of things like that. Speaker 1
So I think you might you might enjoy what we're what we have planned for next week, but I'll I'll get to that in a second. Ten, do you have any final? Speaker 2
I wanna thank everyone that voted. Thank you for staying up, and thank you for listening to our rants and and and craziness. That was a lot of fun. I really enjoyed it. You know, maybe we should do something, though, where, we have to set a list before, and then no one knows who it's from, and it is, like, somehow secretly given, or or so that people need to figure out or or, pick people not based on what we are are calling out. So it's not based on Speaker 1
I'll workshop that because I'm not sure I'm not following you. Speaker 2
I'll take it as an action item. Speaker 1
Yeah. Yeah. Workshop that. Speaker 3
I'll cook cook on that offline. Yeah. Yeah. Speaker 2
I'm just yeah. Okay. I'll think about it. I'm I'm really tired. Speaker 1
Yes. And there's already a comment, who said it here? Somebody Jeff said, none of you all can do words tonight. Have you all been drinking? Maybe a little bit, but we're also just really tired. But that's been a Speaker 2
right there. Longest week ever. Speaker 0
I've been up since four AM. Speaker 2
My twelve till one went in a minute. Like, it was it wasn't even an hour. It was, like, ten minutes, and I blinked, and it was, yeah, done. Speaker 1
Alright. Well, let's race over to the after party. Great job tonight, guys. I I think that was a lot of fun. Thank you, everyone, because I know lately it's been hard to to stay up for the episodes and life takes over and stuff. But tonight, we had a really great turnout on Discord, and and on livestream because I I said we're gonna do this, and we needed y'all to come out and vote. So you did. You came out. You rocked the vote, and we appreciated it. Without your participation, this would have been, yeah, just us fighting over who had the best picks. So thank you very much for doing that. Speaker 0
What a fight. Speaker 1
Yeah. There's no fight. Anyway, so I'm gonna play us off here with Your Man by Joji. Speaker 0
Yeah. Theme of our of our show now. Speaker 1
Yep. I've been working on, new production for when we start the Shorezy recaps. Speaker 0
Yeah. It's Speaker 1
gonna sound a little different. Speaker 0
Oh, yay. Speaker 3
We're gonna have to turn things over. Speaker 0
So happy. Speaker 1
And that's all we have for this episode. Next week, we're going to get between the sheets with our buddy, Jez, from down under. Speaker 2
Yeah. We are. Speaker 1
And that's all I'm gonna say about that, except that, Tanya, you're gonna love this episode. Speaker 2
If you like up today Speaker 1
and get her in Speaker 2
the sheets. Speaker 1
Support the podcast. Become a patron or tell a friend. Also, follow us on most social media outlets at Prostampod. Thank you for joining us. Now we're going to continue the party with the rest of the degen in the after party. On behalf of Tanya, Matt, Victor, and myself, thank you for listening, and have a great week. 
