TPS218: Season 2 Trailer (Shoresy)
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Here are some of our favourite moments from The Produce Stand Podcast for Season 2 of Shoresy.
Speaker 0
Ciesso. Okay. Here's the story. The last time that we all saw Shoresy, the boys came up just short of glory, and the last game with the suit. Natt said that they had to win time to fold the team and pack it in and never drop the puck again for the Bulldog dressed in blue. But as Nat and Shoresy talked that night, something wasn't sitting right. To fold a team so full of fight who couldn't stand to lose, The last four games were something strange. Parts were added, rearranged. The bulldogs, they were being changed into something new. Shorsey's plan was simple enough. Veteran presence bringing it rough. Lineful of natives redundantly tough, so everybody knew. Now they're different than the team they had been, they're running them up and filling them in, and never ever losing again. That's what they meant to do. Back to the start where it went off the track, they poke the bear and the bear poke back. But the blueberry bulldogs are on the attack for Soresy season two. Speaker 1
And, Nat. Nat is, needing in need of a plumber to snake her pipes. That will be, an interesting new, yeah. There you go. Congratulations, Tanya. That's the of this episode. Hey. All I have to say about that trailer is that you should really not smoke in the forest. Speaker 2
With all Speaker 1
the forest fires? No. With all the forest fires, that was the takeaway. Was like, she's smoking hot, and she's smoking. I think the forest is going down, and maybe she might Speaker 2
Katie's the reason all the fires Speaker 1
this summer. Speaker 2
It all makes sense to me. Speaker 1
Only love. Only love, girl. Speaker 3
Sorry, New York. I know it, Gabe. You got Speaker 2
all the smoke and it was from Katie. Speaker 1
Yeah. It was Katie. Speaker 2
She was Speaker 1
like It was orange in Manhattan. Turning it down. Speaker 2
Oh, my gosh. Speaker 1
You shouldn't smoke at the forest beef. Speaker 2
That was three years ago. Episode zero. That's the one that I've labeled. You can skip this. Before we in reviewed any episodes, before we interviewed any actor. Speaker 1
And we were like, What are we doing here? Speaker 2
Victor. What's going on in the world? Speaker 1
Game with foreshadowing. Speaker 2
Victor's like, maybe we should submit for some awards. So anyway, that's all to say. I submitted for an award, this month, and we've been nominated by the Canadian Podcast Awards in the Catic of an outstanding film and television series. So, yes. You know, what? I'm gonna pat our back a little bit here. Yeah. Speaker 4
It feels good. Speaker 2
Victor. Victor called it all, you know, who knew. And and I don't Speaker 4
know if he's coming Victor. Yeah. Wendell Clark my older brother over his head and dunked him into a garbage can. Speaker 1
What? So I Speaker 4
don't know what he did or what he said. But one thing led to another, and, it was really satisfying because I don't didn't get along with my brother. So it was really fun to watch. So that memory is a core memory for me now. Speaker 2
Yeah. Speaker 4
Watching Wendell Clark dunk my brother in a garbage can. So Speaker 1
Nice. Speaker 2
Thank you guys for all the comments. I mean, you know, even, Edward dot bodhi for hate listening. Thank you for thing. I mean, downloads are download, and you keep on listening. So, Speaker 3
Hey, I don't mind having different properties around the world that I can live. So Speaker 2
What the fuck does that Speaker 1
mean? Victor? Speaker 3
Living rent free. Speaker 2
Oh, right. Oh, okay. Pretty good. Speaker 3
What was your question? Speaker 2
I was just about to cold open. How did you enjoy the cold? Speaker 3
Oh, I think I think I enjoyed it the way everybody enjoyed it. Mhmm. Very good framing. Speaker 2
Mhmm. Is that is Speaker 3
that appropriate? Speaker 2
Yes. That's perfect Victor. That's a perfect Victor response. Speaker 4
Lied a laugh though when I did my rewatch, today. I was just trying to get in one last rewatch. And I I put it on. My my kids were gonna somewhere else in the house, so I thought. Speaker 1
Mhmm. Speaker 4
And then right as the door opens and that's standing there. My ten year old walks in and goes, Whoa. Speaker 1
It turns around and like drums out of the room. I'm like, what do you want? Speaker 2
Dad's watching porn again. Speaker 4
Oh, yeah. Sorry, Bob. Speaker 1
I can. Speaker 4
Well, that was fun. Good parenting on my part tonight. He got to he got to enjoy it. Speaker 1
That's gonna be the memory he takes with him to adulthood. This is what dad does every Thursday. Speaker 2
What dad says he's doing homework. Speaker 1
You'll never guess what my dad was watching yesterday. Speaker 4
Studying. It's the best studying. I love my homework. Speaker 2
It's such Speaker 4
a great gig here. Speaker 2
Dennis, how have you been, bud? Speaker 3
Really good. I'm no longer at risk of redundancy. Speaker 2
Oh, congrats. Is that Speaker 3
because you've been made redundant? Speaker 4
Yeah. There's two ways you could look at that statement. Speaker 2
That's true. Yeah. Speaker 3
Loving the optimism there. No, Speaker 4
Being in Speaker 2
the casino and watching some of these people, like this one woman, she opened her purse up and pulled out two thousand dollars and a hundred dollar bills to play Black Jack. And she just full single threw it on the table like it was nothing. Yeah. It was crazy. And then Tania turns, you say, remember when we used to come here with our GST checks, you know? Speaker 1
That's like Speaker 4
in DJent move right there. Speaker 2
I love I love that Andrew's Canadian. He's laughing his ass off because he knows exactly what I'm talking about. Speaker 1
We're sixty six dollars sixty six dollars in GST check. And it was like, well, we've already spent it. Speaker 2
Shores, he's standing there with this ridiculously orange and really bad spray job because he's missing parts on his neck and his ears are still white and around his mouth. Like, it But Speaker 3
his junk was orange too, so Speaker 2
you can Speaker 3
take comfort in that. Speaker 2
He went as far as doing his junk, but he missed some obvious spots on his face. But he went full Cheeto face there, and, he gotta admire, I guess, the attention to detail. Speaker 3
We got, you know, what's his name? Not to can Sam. Hitchcock. Speaker 2
Can't say. Speaker 1
That is what you went with. Speaker 2
Ten. Ten. Ten Speaker 1
inch cock. Speaker 3
You know, what? Speaker 1
To two kids. Speaker 4
It would be actual. Speaker 2
You actually you you actually understood that. I'm I'm surprised. You broke me a little Speaker 1
bit though. Speaker 2
I thought you were talking Speaker 4
about being sexy. Speaker 2
Oh, no. Holy fuck. Right? Welcome to my world Dean. Welcome. Speaker 1
I understood it. Because I do that same thing a lot. Speaker 2
Yeah. That's Speaker 1
why Dean's like, Speaker 2
Oh, man. 
