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It's almost time for a Shoresy that's new, but there's still one more week to get through. Yes, sure. This one we've seen, but since we're near Halloween, presenting the haunting of modings to, part two. Speaker 1
That fresh produce stand there. That's a beauty. Speaker 2
What do you listen to? Speaker 3
My favorite murder podcast. Speaker 4
Taggart and Toran's podcast. Speaker 1
The produce stand. Speaker 5
It's Thursday, Thursday, and that means we are once again, hang out the produce stand. Podcast covering everything in the universe. Now, I know what you're thinking. There are many other letter Kenny podcasts out there, but this one's about to get spooky. Oh, Okay. I just got a text from Victor. He's on his way, but anyway, we're gonna get carry on without him. I'm all your hosts and joining me in the room is always his lovely Tanya. Online, we're going to have scary Victor once he joins us, better late than never, filling in for Matt, who's down in Disney World, this week. We have the one and only anti awesome, anti awesome, and, filling in for Victor because we weren't sure he was gonna show up. We have Chad. So welcome, everybody. Speaker 5
This has been such a weird start. And I guess it's apropos because of of the theme for tonight. Speaker 6
So Yeah. We're haunted. Speaker 7
We're it's spooky for Thursday. So Yeah. Speaker 5
It's the haunting of the produce dance. So you know what? Let me, well, I gotta wait for Victor now so that he can hear Speaker 5
So we'll we'll we'll move on to, the, Speaker 1
How are you now? Speaker 5
And tonight's lineup Well, okay. This is me is me, Victor, Tanya, awesome, and we'll throw Chad at the end here. I'll just talk about my weeks and my week's been busy. Obviously, I'm in between season five and in the middle of season five. Yes, we were open. So haven't had much time for much else. Tania and I have on Victor's, recommendations started watching the show physical. And, enjoying it. It's really good. It's it's been a lot of fun. I think. Speaker 8
Waiting for this song. Speaker 5
Yeah. She's still waiting for them to play the actual song. Gonna get physical, but but it's a cool, cool nineteen eighties period. Well, they've been playing a lot of other really great eighties music. So, I'm sure they're they're saving the best for last, but great show. Highly recommended if, anybody wants to see it Roseburn is great. And I don't know any of the other actors, but they're all really good in it. And then I'm listening to this other podcast, and let me just say this. There's like four million podcasts world wide. Too many people have a podcast, and really the last thing we need is for more celebrities to have their own podcast, but here we are, and I'm hooked. And luckily, it's not it it's it's a, like, a limited run. The podcast is called Strike Force five. If you haven't heard of it, It's basically five late night talk show hosts, Jimmy Kimball, seth, Seth Myers, John Oliver. What's his name? From the tonight show, Speaker 7
Fallon? Jimmy Fallon. Speaker 5
Jimmy Fallon. And a fifth, and I'm I knew I was gonna forget. Oh, oh, god, damn it. The guy who's who's on the daily show, not John Stewart, but his, the other guy. Speaker 5
No. The guy who who pretended to be Speaker 5
Well, John Oliver. Colbert. Cobert. Cobert. So these five major talk show hosts, and the reason they're doing a podcast is because of the writers strike and they can't do their own shows. So they're doing this podcast and all of the proceeds from the podcast is going to to pay their staffs. Of writers and Oh, wow. And everyone who's unemployed right now during because of the strike, they're making whatever money they're making on their podcast, which, you know, with those five powerhouses Speaker 5
Everyone's automatically listening to it. So it's automatically a moneymaker, unlike ours. And it's really fun to listen to because you're basically again basically five talk shows. Speaker 5
It's called Strike Forest five is I think twelve episodes total and they they've stopped at twelve. But it's cool because they take turns hosting because they're all hosts. So the first few episodes, they were talking over each other because they're all hosts. And now they they after after a few episodes, I think they they realized, oh, we can't do that anymore. So they take turns each episode. They take turns hosting and asking questions and doing this and they have guests on, like they had, dated Letterman on as a guest. And the best part of it is actually the ad read is done by, Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds is because their main sponsor is his, mint mobile company. So, his his ad reads are brilliant. So it's really cool because these guys don't have writers because of the strike. So they're basically just You you get to see how good they are at improvisation. Speaker 6
Got their start in the writers room. Speaker 5
Yeah. They got their start as writers and as improv, comedians. And they they shine. Like, you get to see, wow. These guys are really good at what they do. So I highly recommend it. And again, it's a limited run, so I don't mind, you know, listening, because it's twelve episodes and they're done. I might think I'm on an episode eleven and I've been really enjoying it. Yeah, the, y y z gourd said they stopped on the strike So the the second to last episode is when the strike when they came to an agreement and then I think they had one last episode to to say thank you for listening and goodbye. Anyway, so highly recommended. It's a lot of fun. If you if you like, if you enjoy like smart list, it's kinda like that, but less silly because these guys are, you know, Not more serious, but they're anyway, check it out. I I really, really recommend that podcast Victor. Speaker 9
Thanks. Did we start? Are we recording? Speaker 5
Yeah. We're recording. Speaker 7
Yeah. Yes. Sorry. We started. Speaker 5
uncharacteristically late. Speaker 9
Is this the pre show Speaker 5
or No. No. This is it. We're recording. You missed the intro and everything. Speaker 9
I know everybody. Speaker 5
So now that I have you on, I gotta talk about what happened. Speaker 6
Hi, doctor Nick. Speaker 5
Hi, Doctor. Nick. Before before I started recording, before we found out Victor was gonna be late, I opened up the live stream and I shared out usually what I do is I share with the live stream link on Twitter and on Blue Sky. So if anybody wants to join, they can join. I in instead of the live stream link, I shared out the zoom link by accident. Speaker 5
And what happened in and I have this all recorded, so I'll share it with the Digens later. A couple of strangers logged on to the zoom. And at first, I hadn't I didn't realize what I'd done. So I thought Victor was logging on with some it's a different name and maybe a like, I thought you guys were pulling my leg, but two people logged on And one of them have like a thick, like, African accent and one of them, the other one I can, like, his connection was all messed up. So couldn't make it out, but his screen name was Mike Hawk. So already, I knew that he was up to no good as well. And I said, oh, I realized my my mistake. I said, oh, I'm sorry guys. I shared out the wrong link. This is a private Zoom call. If you guys wanna watch you can I'll share out the right link after the live stream link. So if you don't mind leaving, and go I'll share out the right link after. And, not neither one of them left one the the guy with the bad connection was trying to talk to me, but I couldn't make out what he was saying. And the other guy, again, was had a really thick accent. I'm not sure he understood English. So I started to remove a proceeded to remove them from the Zoom call. The guy with the African accent dropped about twenty n bombs as I was as I was logging him off the zoom. And I'm like Okay. Son of a bitch. Like, The the link wasn't out for more than thirty seconds before these two nutsacks logged on. And immediately, like they had they had their one opportunity to do or say something on a zoom and the one guy. That's what what he wanted to do. That's like so I'm like, fuck it. We gotta leave this world behind. I swear to god. It was I was it put me in such a foul mood. But anyway, that all happened behind That all happened before I I hit record on, on the episode and before you guys joined, but, it was, yeah, it was just like motherfucker. Like, seriously. Speaker 9
And and we lost Matt in that whole Speaker 5
No. Matt's in a a Disney world with his family. So, awesome is is playing the role of Matt today. And then we didn't think you were gonna make it Victor. We thought maybe you forgot or fell asleep or something. So Chad, you know, put his hand up and said, put me in coach. Speaker 9
Then. No. No. Enjoy it. Enjoy it. Speaker 6
No. No. You're here now. You're stuck with us. Speaker 5
And and tonight, we're gonna do something a little different, and I really wanna everyone to be on. But anyway, so anyway, so that's my week and also my night so far. Victor, how have you been? Speaker 9
I don't even know. I I I feel like we just did this yesterday. Like, it it doesn't make sense that a whole week went by since we were here. Speaker 9
So you thought it was Friday? I don't understand. I I don't understand where the time went. Like, I really don't. I I just that's why it doesn't even feel. So normally, I have a no kind of, an alarm, reminding me about the the show. Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to ever remember. But yeah, my phone was off for some reason. So I was literally that that's my excuse. I didn't get my reminder. So I'm just up there kind of hanging out with Linda and, and then she I walked. I went to the kitchen. I came back. She said, your phone's ringing. Speaker 9
said, what do you mean? Speaker 5
I tried calling you on on the podcast. Speaker 9
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was yeah, it was buzzing and, I had to silence her off. I guess I didn't put it put it back on. Anyway, I'm here now. Since Chad is on. I'll talk about a topic that he doesn't care about, which is BC. Speaker 7
Oh, no. I care about DC. Speaker 9
Oh, do you? Alright. I thought you were I I I don't know. You look like a marvel guy to me. But, anyway, Speaker 7
I I've I've only watch the Marvel movies. Okay? I'm Speaker 6
And Victor's hate mail game is insane. It's a Speaker 5
good thing. We don't have when we do have a mailbox, but we don't get any any email. Speaker 6
Well, I'm just It'll Speaker 5
all be about Victor. Yeah. Speaker 9
I just feel like, you know, most Disney people are are marvel people and, you know, he he looks He's a Disney guy and whatever. Yeah. Speaker 6
See, that's the hate mail thing right there. Speaker 7
Oh, yeah. Also, like, the Marvel movies are that great after endgame. So Yeah. Speaker 9
Yeah. Okay. Well, that's fair. That's right. Speaker 6
Anyway, so The game wasn't great. In game sucked at. Speaker 9
Yeah. So, anyway, the exciting thing, you know, James gonna came over. It's a little controversial. Some people like him. Some people hate him. But the exciting thing is this new you know, Superman legacy movie that he's doing. Hopefully, they can start writing again. There's gonna be one of my most favorite characters ever in the movie. And, like, nobody knows who he is, which is incredible. And that's metamorpho, the element man. Speaker 7
Oh, yes. He can turn it Speaker 9
into any element on the periodic table. Speaker 5
The elephant man? Speaker 6
Settlement. Elelement. Speaker 5
I'm just I'm just victory Victor.
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Pulling it on purpose. Is.
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Pulling a Victor. That's all.
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And the theme song, and you go go check out the theme song for the for Metamorpo. It's incredible. Yeah. So I just wanna put that out. So I'm taking my time to tell people about metamorpho. Go check it out, read the comics, and be excited about the movie. And, just a reminding again that extremes have been nominated for three Grammys.
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How much did it piss you off? Did you watch the movie elemental yet? The Disney movie? Victor?
Speaker 9
I did not watch elemental. I don't plan to watch elemental. I take offense to any movies that use the word elemental and then talk about those prehistoric four elements, you know, the earth, water, whatever the other two stupid things are.
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So the fact that that
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nineteen seventies, distal governments.
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So the fact that water and fire were able to, like, touch each other and and brace and have a relationship.
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A spoiler alert.
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Yes. Wow. Wow. Wow. It's just I
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thought it was a kids movie.
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It it because it's
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not a kids movie? Is there is this like the
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That's Chad's parody form.
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The the two opposites decided to have a relationship.
Speaker 9
Alright. Well, anyway, sounds inappropriate, but there's all kinds of it there's all kinds of chemistry in the periodic table. So people should, you know, enjoy that instead. In fact, there's a great there's you I think it's available. The whole thing's available on on on YouTube, the man that the man that, invented two elements or something like that. It's called, it's about Victor, Nino. Mhmm. Anenov, story, Victor Nienov, and there's it's an incredible story. Everybody should go and check it out.
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Okay. Thank you. You know, it was Tanya's term
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Okay. Look. I started it.
Speaker 6
Free child's book called, Alexander, and the wind up mouse by Layo Niani. I'm gonna find a picture of the cover and just put Victor's fucking face over Alexander. It's gonna be a new TPS me. Oh.
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So, Tanya, why don't you talk about the the concert you went to?
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Have to talk a what?
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The concert. You and Veronica went to on Speaker 8
No. So we went to so, on the weekend, we did an amazingly cool thing. Speaker 9
Yeah. Thanks, Edmond. Let her talk. Speaker 8
Well, he's finding that. Well, he's finding that. I get to talk. So, we went to, the, the, museum of illusion in Toronto on, Sunday. And, it's a it's a small little museum, but, what they were able to fit into it was super cool. It was it was really mind blowing some of the illusions that they had. And, we just took pictures like crazy and what? Speaker 5
Did you know that it's actually a franchise and there's museums of illusions in Montreal and Vancouver? In other major cities. So, yeah. Speaker 8
I did not know that. Speaker 5
could probably find one in the city near you, and Victor, that's for you. Speaker 8
City near you. We're now spokespeople for the museum of illusions. Speaker 6
Yes. Alec getting paid. Speaker 5
No. It was fun. News paid It was fun. Speaker 8
It really was. It was a it was a great time. And, Speaker 5
it's small, but fun. Yeah. Adjust your expectations. It's not a full day event. Speaker 10
like hour hour and a half. Speaker 8
A hundred dollars for an hour for four of us. So not cheap. And it and it wasn't big, but it was cool. Speaker 5
Aaron says Boston and Chicago have one. Speaker 8
Oh, do they? Yeah. It was it was really cool. There was a there was a few rooms that, my my, motion, could not, I could not walk into because my eyeballs were not keeping up with my brain and my equilibrium, and I'm like, oh, yeah. I'm gonna fall on the ground. Yeah. And then I walked out only to be surprised by a step on the, I I didn't realize that there was a step when I came into the building and then forgot about it and made an hours of myself almost falling when it came out. Anyways, and then we went over to, the market, and we were able to try, the paddington Speaker 7
Oh, yeah. Matt had yep. Speaker 5
Unfortunately, my Speaker 8
son did. Yeah. Sandwich. So, Matt, when you listened back to this, you hyped it, but dude, it was good. It was good. I was I was, like, expecting like Speaker 5
I preferred the honey mustard over the marmalade, but, yeah, it was good. Speaker 8
I'm gonna have to remind be reminded what, toppings he used. But it was super good. So, yeah, that was, Sunday, and and I'll Earlier was mentioning that, we I I took our daughter to, the drive in on Saturday to watch the Taylor Swift movie. Which is a three hour, movie about one of her concerts. The biggest and it. Yeah. It's a it's a long movie. Speaker 5
It's great. I stayed I stayed home and I watched two, you know, grown up movies in the time that Speaker 9
When you say movie, you mean, like, documentary? No. Speaker 5
No. It's a concert. Speaker 7
No. It's a concert. It's it's just like yeah. It's just a concert. It's just like any concert. Speaker 9
So it's like a movie. Speaker 8
No. It's a movie. Speaker 5
Well, it's not live. It's it's Speaker 6
her concerts. Was it a concert that was filmed, or is there like a narrative No. Around. Speaker 5
It was a film to concert. A film concert. Speaker 9
not a so not a movie. Got it. Speaker 8
Oh my god. It's a movie as a story. It's a movie. Okay. It is Speaker 6
What's the concert film? Speaker 8
About the concert. And it was three hours. And there's no narrative. It was Speaker 9
about the concert. It was the concert. Speaker 9
Correct. Yeah. Alright. Got it. Speaker 8
That's what I'm trying to say, dude. Speaker 5
And, why don't you tell him to get off your Speaker 8
That was that's what that sign was. That was the get off of my dick. Yeah. So it was long. There was a lot of songs that I was unfamiliar with. But the she Wow. That crowd was super impressive, huge, huge, and she's got stamina that girl. Say what you want about her, but she she's got Well, Speaker 9
it says anything better about her. Speaker 8
There are people. Speaker 7
A lot of people. Mhmm. Speaker 8
There are people. There's there's two sides to every coin. But, I Speaker 6
mean, I don't think billionaires should exist. So there's that Speaker 9
yep, that has nothing to do with her as a performer. Speaker 6
Her daddy bought her career. Speaker 9
Yeah. But that has nothing to do with her with her having an ability to sing for three hours. That's all I'm saying. You know? Speaker 9
I I don't listen to her music, but I don't have anything against her as a person. Like, I'm not gonna hate on rich people just because they're rich. I know. I know there's a hole. My absolutely. Speaker 6
You you Yeah. I absolutely will. Speaker 9
No. No. I know, and you and my son will get along great. But I'm just saying, like, I don't spend time Like, I I just don't spend time hating on people. All I'm saying, like, with with her, like, there's, you know, Millie vanilla. Yeah. You can hate on them. Right? Speaker 5
I think there's a doc coming out about Millie Venili. So I'm looking forward to that because not yeah. Those are a a hilarious meme out with picture of Millie vanilla going, you know, Millie vanilla looking at, what is it? Pop stars these days, you know, winning Gramies for lip syncing or something like that. And they're like, Speaker 8
we did it before it was cool. Speaker 6
Yeah. Exactly. Hey. Speaker 8
But what I want do you wanna say is, we recently were watching all of, the Michelle Wolf as stand up comedy on Netflix, highly recommended. That's just great. That woman is beyond funny. And, she definitely Oh, she's just amazing, highly recommended. If you haven't seen it, if you're having a bad day, watch that woman. She made me laugh so hard. She just she's brilliant. I love to Michelle Speaker 5
Wolf. She's a comedian. Speaker 9
Oh, Michelle. I know Michelle Wolf. Yeah. Because you were talking about, what's her name? And I think, wait, Taylor Swift, that's funny. I missed that. Speaker 4
I missed your changing track. Speaker 5
Let's move on. Awesome. How have you been? Speaker 8
Talk slowly. Victor will think that you're not. Speaker 8
You're still talking about Taylor Swift. Speaker 5
Right now, Victor's just his shoulder. Speaker 6
Guys know we've been having yeah. You need to adjust your camera or something, dude, because you keep clipping out and it's fucking Speaker 6
you go. Yeah. Thank you. No. So you you guys know we've had guests, AMAs, on the subreddit for the last five weeks. Speaker 8
Congratulations. That's so exciting. Yeah. Speaker 6
And tomorrow, we're getting our buddy Harlan on. Yeah. For, you know, to promo the, drop of episode six in it on crave and the the series the whole series on. Speaker 5
That's right. Happy Shoresy Eve to our American friends. Speaker 6
Oh, yeah. Winhogg Shoresy Samaya. Right. Mhmm. Speaker 8
So does that mean then that next week we're we're doing recaps? Speaker 5
Next week, we start recaps. Speaker 9
Speaking of Harlan, does he does Sanguinette have a first name that we know of? Speaker 6
Nope. No. Just Sanguinette. Speaker 9
That's what I thought. Just because I I'm using Sanguinette as my as my player when I play an Hl ninety four online. Speaker 9
because, like, I've and I have to go give a first name. So I just said Harlin's the first name. Harlin's saying when Speaker 6
That fucking works. Yep. Right? Yep. Speaker 6
if there is ever any call to give him a given name, I am sure that is what Jared will end up doing. Speaker 6
But, yeah, so I mean, that's been a lot. And then, fucking Hopefully, we can keep going with some more AMAs Speaker 6
For series twelve when that happens. I'm I'm angling to get risky on. He committed. I c c'd Cara. It's on paper. So to speak, both. But, Speaker 5
A Trevor risk AMA. Yeah. A Trevor risk AMA is gonna be something to read. Speaker 8
That's gonna be a marathon. Speaker 5
You know, he's gonna answer the questions way he wants to answer them and and not necessarily the way the the the questioner wants. Speaker 5
Yeah. That's great. Chad, how have you been, bud? Thank you for coming on, by the way. Speaker 7
Yeah, playing the role as second Victor tonight, I guess. Mhmm. Thanks for having me on, I guess. I'm doing good. I'm doing good, though. It's been a long week of work. I I actually get to work tomorrow. So there's that. I'm happy before that. I need to full weeks worth of pay. Speaker 7
it's been it's been a long couple of weeks of working half of working not on Fridays. So Oh, it sucks. It's it's cool Speaker 5
if that's what you want, but it sucks if it's being forced on you. Speaker 7
No. I I I I don't want it though. Yeah. Speaker 7
mean, I would I would like it if I could get paid for the forty hours, but I don't get paid for forty hours. So Speaker 8
When when I was in manufacturing and we were forced to do, work share, and and we were cut back a day and a half. We were given an ei, sub like, unemployment insurance Mhmm. To subsidize that day off. Speaker 5
That was during the pen, the lockdown. Speaker 8
That's why. Right? I was gonna say maybe you guys Speaker 7
This this is just this is just like, shortage. Not a lot of people are ordering glass at Speaker 5
So everyone out there, please order glass. Speaker 7
Order glass. Break glass. Right. Break glass. Break glass. Anywhere. Speaker 5
This is an emergency, breaks some glass, breaks some glass, if any work. Speaker 7
But mine is This Speaker 6
podcast does not officially condone vandalism. Speaker 7
It doesn't but we do. But I do. Speaker 5
Only in the Minnesota area. Speaker 7
Yes. If you're in the twin cities, Blake Glass, and then get it ordered by my company, I won't tell you the name though. So okay. Speaker 6
Oh, dude, just said But, anyway, grass. Speaker 7
I'm too tired. I'm not sleep. What's that? Sleep. But anyway, I'm doing good. I'm new. Yeah. Alright. Speaker 8
Have you ever and I don't know if I've asked you this before or not. Have you ever done, like, that glassblowing, like, the, the creative stuff? Speaker 7
No. No. I don't I don't I don't do that type of glass thing. Speaker 8
I would love to do that type Speaker 8
That is super interesting. Speaker 5
asking a house painter if he's ever done like a picasso painting Speaker 7
do that type of glass. I do industrial glass. Speaker 8
I know. But, like, haven't you ever wanted to blow on it? Speaker 6
Canya, my husband is turning forty in a couple weeks, and that's actually what we're gonna do for his birthdays. We're gonna go to a a glass blowing glass and we're gonna blow our own wine glasses. Speaker 8
Oh my god. I'm so coming. I'm so there. Speaker 5
Tell him though. I know it looks like a bong, but do not inhale. That would be bad. Speaker 8
I've I've looked in the that's super expensive. Speaker 6
Like that. That's just me. Speaker 8
It's super expensive, but super cool. I I've I've looked at Have Speaker 6
we got it on a group one? Speaker 7
That's that's why that's why I haven't done it. It's expensive. Speaker 8
But have you seen those shows? Like, they have the glass blowing competition. I think it's on Netflix too, isn't it? Speaker 8
blown blown away, blown up, blown. Speaker 9
Penny, if you wanna do it, just go do it. Just do it. That's not like skydiving. Speaker 5
shows shot in Hamilton, Ontario. Oh, there Speaker 5
Yeah. Blown away. You can be contesting. Speaker 6
Yeah. No. So we we got our class on a group on. So check that out if the you can get something at a discount in your area. Nice. Very cool. Speaker 5
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I was needing a coffee. Thanks. Speaker 12
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You know, the hand gestures don't make that right. Speaker 12
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Yeah. It was so so well done. Speaker 5
And well written by Trace Speaker 6
and Yeah. In Matt doesn't like it. Speaker 5
No. He because he he didn't like his his Alexander impressed. Speaker 7
I still like the original I still like the original Victor one, the first Victor one. Speaker 5
Oh, I'll have to bring that one back. We need to re record a new one. Speaker 6
We'll do a retro night. Speaker 5
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Previously, on Letter Kenny. Speaker 5
Last week, we played our second round of TPS match game with our buddies Jay and Justin, as our contestants. And in response to a tweet I put out about that episode, we got the following message from Darren Rose, guys, as the hosts of match game and part of the extended cast of Letter Kenny. I feel I feel really left out here. Now, that's Darren Rose. He played the doctor in Speaker 6
the Well, he kept me his shot. Speaker 5
Yeah. I know. Right? Well, I'm hoping to have him back on. I saw that as an opening to to invite him back. So Darren Rose, he played the doctor in the prostate episode. Speaker 8
Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Speaker 5
Also the Canadian host of the match game Speaker 5
from a few years back Speaker 5
and we were we almost had him on the podcast last summer, but, unfortunately, we, schedules couldn't match up. So, hopefully, we'll have him on in the near future. Speaker 8
I love yeah. Didn't he Speaker 6
get like a laugh minute gig or something. Yeah. Speaker 5
It had to, like, fly to Europe or something for it. So a likely story maybe, you know, but, either way, hopefully we can have him on again. So in this week, we're just gonna celebrate Halloween by trying something a little different. We're gonna rewatch the Letter Kenny Halloween episode, the Haunting at Modines two. Do a little commentary on it. And this we don't know how this is gonna work as an audio podcast, but we're gonna give it a go. If it works, you know, let us know and we might do rewatches in the future as well. So here we go. Speaker 1
Well, don't Boris, get to the chorus. Speaker 5
I am going to share my screen. And we're going to and make sure I'm sharing my audio as well. Share a screen. And sound. And we are going to watch Awesome. Can you remind us? This is from season between seasons, two or three. Speaker 6
This is attached to series three. Speaker 5
Three. That's right. Speaker 6
It came out after the cliffhanger where, Wayne and br, Bradley fight. And came right before four. Speaker 6
It's actually debuted, like, the weekend right before Halloween, if I recall correctly. Speaker 5
Okay. So, the the episode is called the Haunting of Modines two. I'm going we're gonna leave our mics on and, and video's on. So Are Speaker 8
you gonna pause and then we'll talk? Or Speaker 5
I mean, if if you need Speaker 6
just, like, raise hand sense or what? Yeah. Speaker 5
If you wanna say something, raise your hand. I mean, you you make some comments throughout or whatever, but try not to talk over the the dialogue because we wanna be able to make it out. And the people listening wanna be able to make it out. But yeah, if you want me to stop somewhere because there's a part in the episode awesome that you wanna talk about, feel free. Here we go. Speaker 8
Are you giving commentary for the for the quiet part? Speaker 1
Well, Halloween isn't so bad. It fucking green and lush around here, friend of October, isn't Speaker 3
Yeah. Al Gore might be on to something. Speaker 2
Devil's Nate Boys, and you know the shitheads will be out causing mischief. Speaker 1
You can try though because that's the fun of it. Wayne's. Scorely down. Speaker 3
Speaking of misgets. My cousin, Samuel. Speaker 1
You mean speaking of shit heads? Speaker 3
He's very sorry for what he did last Halloween. Speaker 2
What's Samuel do this time? Speaker 1
He stole candy from his little sister. Speaker 2
Oh, little fucker. Speaker 1
So that's what I say. Speaker 3
Samuel's very sorry for what he did, and he'd like to come by to show you his costumes this year. Speaker 1
Samuel knows the deal. Speaker 3
Oh, but but Samuel's going out dressed as his heroes, and you want A Speaker 1
COME BRIHAVIOUR IS NOT TO BE REWARDED. IT'S TO BE PUNISH. AND SAMUAL IS NOT WELCOME BY FOR A FULL SIZE Speaker 2
I'm with you big brother. Speaker 4
Oh, it kind of feels like we Speaker 1
should maybe be discussing the origins of Halloween. By talking about the history of it. But, I mean, before we start celebrating the bastardized North American version of things. Speaker 2
Well, look who's pooped the pumpkin. Shucker. Speaker 4
Well, from where I sit, it looks like you're curled up nice and cozy with the bastardized North American version of it, Wayne. Speaker 1
It's a problem, dear. Speaker 4
Someone doesn't even like kids. You got a lot under a big league in the rest of the town hand up full size choco bar Speaker 13
Well, you've got a lot Speaker 1
of nerve back door and trick to treaters by hand no quarter sized chocolate bars on Halloween. Speaker 2
Get off your wallet, dairy. Speaker 4
I'll get off my wallet when he quits throwing around nickels like their manual covers. Speaker 3
This one once cuts off his wallet, and this one's tossed around nickels like the manhole covers. Speaker 4
What? Five thousand people in Leonard Kenny. And do I know what their problem is? Wayne, big league in them. Speaker 1
Haven't you never heard of the expression due unto others as you would have them do unto you? Maine you never Speaker 4
heard of the expression due unto others before they do unto you? You're fucking up, three sixty four days a year, this guy's, oh, let me give a shoot about your kids, and somebody should hit Samuel. Somebody should hit Samuel. Nan comes Halloween. I'm getting the heck out of here. Full size chocolate bars. Speaker 2
Get off your wallet, Darry. Speaker 1
Oh, it's in your jeans, bud. Speaker 4
You know, whole town's talking about how you big league them. That's all I'm saying. Speaker 1
Yeah. Well, all trick or treaters talking about how you back door them. That's all I'm saying. Speaker 4
I'll backdoor you. Like I backdoor those trick of traitors. Speaker 14
Hey, yo. Maybe we Speaker 3
should establish some context here, boys. Speaker 8
Your mind out of the gutter. Speaker 1
Samuel is not welcome to come for a full size chocolate bar this Halloween. Speaker 4
Well, that's mighty chertables, have you Wayne? That's one last set of parents you're big legan. Yeah. Speaker 1
Well, that's one more trick or treater that you're back door. Speaker 4
Oh, backdoor those trick or treaters like I backdoored you. Speaker 2
Okay. You know what? Maybe we should establish some context here. Speaker 1
Get your mind out of the gutter. Alright. Speaker 10
So let's talk about that cold open Speaker 5
real quick. First of all Oh Speaker 6
my god, the autism. Speaker 5
The first joke, it being midsummer in Ontario, and it's supposed to be Halloween. Like, by the way, people, the the grass isn't that green and lush at the end of October in Ontario. So I don't know. But Speaker 6
that This episode was filmed at the same time. What do you know? It it was it was filmed in summer. Speaker 5
Right. It was filmed in the summer, not not in October. Speaker 6
Yeah. Not in October. Yeah. Speaker 5
Hence, the the joke about it having, like, summer like weather. Speaker 6
It was released with series three, but I think it was filmed with series two. Speaker 5
Yeah. Often Halloween here is miserable, either with snow or rain and very cold the kids are like wearing full blown parkas under their their costumes. It's not fun. Speaker 8
Or they have their winter coats over top of their costume, and you can't even see their costumes. Speaker 5
So awesome. You had your hand up? Speaker 6
Yeah. No. I I was just gonna point out the thing about the weather. And then, of course, for the first thing they'd do in the next scene is this put more like fuck in October eight. Call that out straight away. Speaker 6
Because it's kinda gloomy and sprinkly. But, Yeah. No. Like, oh my god. Wayne is Wayne is so autistic in this scene. Like, the the repeating things, the echolalia, the the lilting and the monotone contrasting to each other, like, I don't if you if you know anything about being neurodivergent, I don't know how you watch this scene and not see it. Speaker 5
Mhmm. Now Victor, are you a big leaguer or are you a back? What what's what's the the opposite backdoor? Speaker 9
What are those things again? Speaker 6
Keep skate, beat skate. Speaker 6
do you give out full sized candy bars or quarter size? Speaker 9
So, I don't buy we we get way too many kids to hand out big big chocolate bars, but I have a rule that I never hand out anything that I wouldn't eat myself. So no no lollipops or, you know, the second class candy. I only hand out the chocolates. Oh, yeah. Speaker 5
Yeah. Interesting. Okay. Speaker 7
So Victor's house is the the house to hit him. Got it. Speaker 5
Absolutely. Well, so, I mean, we get the with the Nestle mixers Speaker 9
from from cost Here's Speaker 6
the real question. Yeah. Right? Here's the real question. Do you say one or two? Or do you just grab a handful and dump it in the kid's bucket? Speaker 9
Again, we just get way too many kids to do to do the grand handful. So but I never I never give less than two. So Okay. Speaker 5
Victor lives on a street off of one of the busier streets in Toronto. So, he I can understand him getting a lot of kids. We get what? A dozen. So I'm like giving multiple handfuls because we don't get many Speaker 6
kids. Yeah. We don't even put on our lights anymore because we don't get kids in our neighborhood, and that makes me really sad. Speaker 9
Yeah. Yeah. We we buy about five or five or six of those big boxes. Speaker 5
Yeah. We get one box and we have leftovers. Speaker 13
Oh my god. That's exciting. Speaker 6
We use go to my aunt's place because people will drive their kids in to her suburb. From the surrounding like major urban area. Mhmm. So, when my cousins were all growing up. I was twenty one when they were born. So I just automatically get that upgrade to auntie. So we used to take them trick or treating. Like, that was our tradition. Yeah. And and people would, like, drive their kids into our neighborhood to go trick or treating because everyone on the block had decks out. They had their lights on. They were given out full size chocolate bars. Everything. Mhmm. And and one of my cousins would like, go door to door and after trick or treat, she'd be like, do you have a dog? Can I pet that dog? That's a neighborhood survey every year. Speaker 5
Chad, what about you? Do you get a lot of kids? Speaker 7
No. I live in an apartment. So, Speaker 5
like, in an apartment building? Speaker 7
Yeah. Yeah. Like, an apartment building. So nobody that really does. Speaker 8
I've always wondered, do they does a do apartment buildings not also participate? Speaker 9
Like Yes. Back back in the eight days. They stopped doing that, like, in the mid nineties. Mid mid nineties, they stopped. Speaker 6
They stopped it. We have friends who lived in, a high rise by Lake Merritt. And one year, we went trick or treating with them and we hit every fucking floor. And Speaker 6
More than half of the floors on this, like, ten story high rise. Had decks out, had their doors open, headlights on, wanted you to come and knock. I love that. Speaker 7
I'm I'm I'm like Wayne on the other three hundred and sixty four days. Fuck them kids. Don't knock on my door. I I answer. Speaker 7
I ain't answering the scandies for my Do Speaker 5
you get kids knocking on your door though? Like, no. Speaker 7
No. No. Not at all. No. It's it's a locked building. So Speaker 7
There's a couple of fame in, but I also live, like, right next to all these college. I, like, live right next to the University of Minnesota. So, like, Tuesday. So this weekend's gonna be pretty wild down here because it's gonna be parties everywhere. Speaker 5
Maybe a lot of broken glass. Fingers crossed. Glass. Speaker 6
So Oh my goodness. Yeah. You know what? You should just go to the hardware store and buy a bunch of like the cheap five dollar hammers and just leave them out conspicuously around people's cars that you don't like. Speaker 5
So so we don't get sued. Speaker 5
Yeah. We are not endorsing people. Speaker 9
just hand out hammers. Speaker 6
No. No. I'm I'm writing a miss three novel. Right? This is all. Speaker 5
This is all part of comedy. Part of Speaker 5
This is bad comedy. Alright. Let's let's move on to the first scene here. Speaker 8
I thought you were gonna have him dressed as, he what was the the the, cartoon guy? Fix it Felix? Yeah, fix fix up the builder. Speaker 6
Well, fix it Felix. From the Speaker 8
He used his hammer to fix things. Speaker 5
Alright. Here we go. Scene one. Well, Speaker 1
LOOKING A WE BIT MORE LIKE OCTOVER NOW, HADN'T IT? Speaker 4
IT'S GAYLAR WANT IT'S SO EARLY. Speaker 4
I HOPE IT'S FOR AN EARLY SAMPLE OF ONE OF HER Harvest ROTATING TAPSPS. Speaker 3
Yeah. Legley serves beer for another hour, but Speaker 1
here goes dairy back door in the liquor control board. Speaker 4
Well, there goes Wayne. Big league and meat before you even add a beer, par for the course. Speaker 2
She sounded rattled. Speaker 6
You could hand off the nose jeans. Thank you. Speaker 12
Settle down. No. Gailer? Speaker 3
Happy Halloween, Gailer. Speaker 1
Oh, you got your water there. A bit of fresh air. That'll do Speaker 13
it. It's holy water. Speaker 1
Let's stop what it is. Speaker 13
Hear me. No. I love a good horror movie. Speaker 13
I love a good scare. We know. Guess what? Modine's too is haunted. Speaker 13
It's two. No. It isn't. It's two. No. Speaker 6
I like how they're, like, sitting, Speaker 7
you notice. Hey, that's that's a pig film. So you know, Speaker 1
he was a great guy. Speaker 13
He's come back from the dead for one more go. Tried to get me to drink that shake with him in bed. Speaker 6
You took down on Gletty. I took him down once. Speaker 7
How's that for you? Speaker 2
Why only once? Because he died shortly after? Speaker 2
in his nineties. Speaker 13
Well, you never met no one with the Jerry Care fetish before? The fuck out of here. Speaker 4
Much never been to Lim Prairie dot org? Fuck out of here. Speaker 2
You think good way to talk Speaker 6
to these two. Know he's hunting for these two. Speaker 13
There's his pig who hops front and center. Speaker 4
Yeah. That's right. Pardon? Speaker 7
Again, his name's pig's Speaker 1
literally one million ways. Be ghost or Google. Speaker 8
You could see how I got that wrong. Speaker 6
Like, she's clearly cleaning out the wells too because all her shit is on the bar. Speaker 4
A demon elemental? Speaker 4
Oh, it's a ghost. Speaker 3
I following or what are the many sub ghost categories? Oh, you got your vengefuls. You got your hungries. Speaker 6
I like how you got your two leavers over here. Speaker 3
Got your enamminates. Got your Speaker 6
And then, yeah, your your two skeptics on the other side. Then you Speaker 3
got all your different types of lady ghosts. You got your ladies in red, ladies in white, ladies Speaker 6
black, no patients treating me this. Speaker 3
Purple, ladies in vermilion, ladies in the birth torn Sienes, Well, then, then you got your bloody marriage. We're not even getting into Japanese ghosts. Holy, geez. Still, you don't. Spirit energy doesn't just go away, Wayne. Speaker 13
What is it cowboy? Speaker 6
It look like wade rolling his eyes like a Speaker 6
Nah, don't start that. They do it enough. Speaker 10
Frank costumes there, Bonnie, and got yourself Speaker 3
an attentive student right here. Speaker 4
Yeah. I'm reformed. Speaker 2
You can hit me one more time, baby. Costume? Speaker 1
Did you make your angel food cupcakes for the annual Catholic school alumni bake sale to raise much needed funds for the missionary trip to Nicagua? Speaker 6
Sure did, Wayne. Speaker 1
Good for you. Enjoy yourself. Speaker 4
Whowage Taffy Kone harvests IPA from Wellesley, Ontario, Speaker 15
boastful yet reserved. Speaker 6
Alright. Hold on. Speaker 5
Okay. What's up? Speaker 6
This can can you slide it back just to where Speaker 8
it was shot before. Dairy. It was on the wall. Speaker 5
What are we looking at? Speaker 6
Okay. Wait a couple more seconds. Speaker 4
Own Harvest IPA from Wesley on Speaker 5
he's on his saddle. Speaker 6
Yeah. Yes. This is still my favorite visual gag in the entire fucking show. Mhmm. Okay. He is literally on his saddle Because he's on his high horse. Speaker 5
If there were a rider room, there would have been a lot of high fives going around that room. Speaker 6
Yeah. Right. Like, huge fucking way to go, visual pun, a plus is all around everybody. It looked the look at Dan's face, the way he's lusting after that beer, and then you got these two on the left side here stage right really. Fuck it. No patience for any of this shit. It's amazing. They're just so fucking done and we're barely even begun. Speaker 5
Oh, I didn't even notice, but on the shelf in the back, there's the a picture of the original Nadine's Speaker 5
Framed out there. We we stood in front of that building. Speaker 8
Is that underwear? That's where that's Speaker 5
where the crack head was. Speaker 8
What's the white head? Speaker 6
Yeah. That's That's the hotel fruit. Speaker 5
Reflection of her her back. Speaker 5
Alright. And then, and of course, a bunch of Chlamato jars on the bar as well. Speaker 6
She's clearly cleaning out the wells because she's got all her mixers and all her well booze on the bar. Yeah. Ontario, Speaker 15
boastful yet reserved, opinionated, selective, Speaker 4
Oh, my Remaple syrup, skinner farm smoked bacon. Speaker 6
Nad is tracking that shit like a fucking predator. Speaker 4
Takers? Let's get this guy at Speaker 1
fucking Pampers. Speaker 7
It's like my mom died whenever I eat, like, Pizza or something. Speaker 14
So you think it's us, boy? Speaker 6
Flassy. Why boys. Speaker 2
Because last night was Devil's night. Speaker 1
And your shit heads. Speaker 14
Oh, okay. So you're thinking point pranks now. Speaker 1
Well, it's clear there is a unique brand of Tom Fuckery at play. Speaker 13
I haven't smashed a pumpkin on someone's doorstep since grade nine boys. Speaker 14
I haven't stuffed an egg of a tail pipe since grade eight boys. Speaker 13
I haven't silly stringed a car since grade seven. Speaker 14
I haven't tp'd a tree since grade six. Speaker 3
Yeah. But doozies have an Abilabie? We Speaker 13
definitely have Abilabize. Speaker 14
I'm glad you asked about Abilabie. Speaker 13
We prepared a PowerPoint presentation. Speaker 14
Jones, you prepared the PowerPoint presentation? Speaker 6
I love the way they keep, like, consistently mispronouncing Af. Alibi. ABLOBY ALMOST FUCKING CALLEDING Speaker 13
TO FACE BETWEEN THE HOURS OF three A. M. AND nine A. Speaker 14
M. I WAS TAKING DOWN THIS swipey sniping between the hours of three AM and six AM. Speaker 6
Also, they just have a powerpoint presentation between the hours of Speaker 7
three AM. March. You don't. I always three hours. Speaker 13
What were you doing between the hours of six AM and nine AM? Speaker 14
Glad you ask This is where things got a little complicated place. Speaker 13
Riley's swipey snipey hit me up after taking down Riley. Speaker 14
Jonesy's swipey snipey hit me up after taking down, Jonesy. Speaker 13
Acidental, tunnel buddies, birdie. Speaker 2
How'd you guys figure that out? Speaker 14
Well, we Face timed each other from the swipey Snipey's beds. After the takedowns. Speaker 13
This is exactly what uncle Eddie wanted. Get me thinking about takedowns. Sure as I'm Speaker 6
Oh, I don't hear in Speaker 13
Please. And what is it countable? Speaker 6
It's just the term total buddies rather than, eskimo brothers or what a fuck ever. Speaker 3
Bonnies, my soldiers standing at attention. Locked and loaded. Speaker 1
Did you cadets make up your hearty harvest chili for the annual potluck supper for our amputee war vets and the Cancer Ward? Speaker 6
Wayne leans forward, and then Gary's gotta, like, shoot his face out so he's not being blocked from camera. Like, they did not work from blocking out on that seen very well. Speaker 5
I remember when we reviewed this episode. Victor had a a hard time with the different Bonnie episodes Did this all happen in one day, on one day? All these things she's doing in one day and, completely missing the point of the comedy. Speaker 6
No. So look. I'm not missing the point Speaker 9
of it. I don't think it's funny. Speaker 6
Bonnie McMurray is Letter Kenny's Leslie No. This bitch sleeps three hours a night and has two dozen volunteer gigs on the go simultaneously. Speaker 8
She has this many volunteer jobs as, as Glenn has job jobs. Speaker 6
Yeah. Glenn is fully twenty five percent of Letter Kenny's entire economy just by himself. Speaker 8
I think they're in a resume competition with each other. Speaker 9
Yeah. No. Nothing funny happened yet. The only the only funny thing so far is the jar with the penis in it, and that's not even what happened. Speaker 8
Victor, certainly. Speaker 6
Stop being a poopy pants. Speaker 9
I I'm just telling you like it is. It's not funny. Speaker 6
It's be in a curmudgeon. Speaker 7
It's it's familiar. Victor. Victor is not being you. Speaker 9
It's familiar. It's familiar. It's like, oh, it's our friends on TV. Let's that's cool. But there's it's not funny. It's just it's entertaining, but it's not funny. Mhmm. Speaker 6
No. Okay. First of all, Lane Wayne Lisping somebody should hit Samuel. First, that's fucking hilarious. Secondly, the whole weather shout out is also funny. The Dairyry being on a saddle is funny. Like, you're just being a hater for the sake of being a hater. Speaker 9
What are you talking about? I'm telling you the truth. You're being a homer. Totally. But, anyway, Speaker 8
What were you saying about tunnel buddies? Speaker 6
Okay. Yeah. No. So they use the phrase tunnel buddies to refer to taking down the same broad. Right? Right. Riley and Johnson do. And that is that is an excellent and a recommended replacement for the phrase eskimo brothers. Speaker 8
I haven't heard of Eskimo brothers before. Speaker 6
Yeah. It it it means the same thing. Speaker 9
Isn't that like sloppy seconds? It's say it's just a nicer way. Speaker 8
I've heard of sloppy seconds. Speaker 6
No. Okay. Slappy seconds is different. Speaker 9
Yeah. Is it though? Speaker 6
Okay. It's derogatory. It Tunnel buddies does not have that slut shaming kind of Speaker 9
Technically, it's the same thing as no Speaker 5
You've you've traversed the same tunnel as basically. Yes. You traversed it. Yes. That's that's what Speaker 9
And I take it back. You know, Speaker 5
you've spelunked at the same time. Speaker 8
Oh, spelunk. No worries. Speaker 5
it in tongues. Just spelunk. Speaker 9
The tonka trucks, with the PowerPoint presentation is humorous. Speaker 6
Yeah. Seriously. They just they they had that shit on a, on a thumb drive Speaker 9
on a jump drive. I just wonder who's there? Speaker 6
Just ready to go. Speaker 9
Who's their executive assistant that prepared that for them? Speaker 6
Because you know, those chuckle fucks were not busting out with, like, Google slides or Speaker 5
Absolutely. They do it between games of Kjell. Alright. Let's watch the next scene here. Speaker 7
Oh, also. I just Speaker 8
You had the skits Speaker 7
Dan and this shot is like perfect because he's just iron. Speaker 6
Yeah. He's like he's like laser focused on Derry's beard. Mhmm. Speaker 9
Well, there there is the, motivation for the, what are they called? The Patchetti brothers, in the Shoresi. Speaker 6
And I I Pull the Cetties? Yes. I I Doctor Cetties. Speaker 5
I swear one of those one of the the the the. Speaker 5
No. The girls that in the slideshow, the first one. I think it's the same girl from Shoresy who who dances in
Speaker 5
Yeah. What's her name?
Speaker 6
Who takes down Goody and goes on a date with fish?
Speaker 5
Yeah. That one. Think it's the same actress. She looks the same. Let me go back here real quick. See if I can't find it.
Speaker 7
You gotta keep going.
Speaker 6
You gotta keep going.
Speaker 7
One moment, please.
Speaker 6
No. Because it's before she comes out. Oh.
Speaker 14
And I was taking down this swipe
Speaker 5
I think that's her. Salas? I think that's her. I think
Speaker 14
Snappy. Take three AM and six AM.
Speaker 5
Yeah. I think that's her.
Speaker 6
No. I don't think
Speaker 7
I don't I don't think that's the same actress.
Speaker 6
It's not got the same face.
Speaker 5
fast forward here. One second. Next. Okay.
Speaker 4
Old style harvest Pilser from Kanawake Quebec. Proud. Yeah. They're the type
Speaker 4
Defensive, loyal, knows its history. Tastes like an upset shaman's hoarded collection of spunky backwards fruit.
Speaker 8
That's a hell of a phrase. Spunky back towards fruit.
Speaker 6
Twenty one. This is what I hate. When you
Speaker 8
this is what I hate. When something is so good, and not appreciated. You do the same thing to me. I'm like, this food is amazing. Like, taste it. And then you're like,
Speaker 5
bacon wrap scallops at the keg. She'll And
Speaker 5
One of those little things, she'll take, like, five bites out of it. I'll, like, one bite then.
Speaker 9
Saying. I can appreciate.
Speaker 5
I know you can. I've seen you
Speaker 6
I would link it around
Speaker 8
after the period sit. After the first beer that Dan took and swallowed and burped, I'd be like, Nuh-uh, you don't get you don't appreciate it. You don't get it.
Speaker 5
Well, there is not as smart as you. It takes him a couple more times.
Speaker 8
Totally. That would be it.
Speaker 3
Oh, minds of I do.
Speaker 6
Fool me once. Shame on you. Chrome me twice. Shame on me.
Speaker 8
You think this is an Indian haunting. You've watched too many shitty movies.
Speaker 3
No one's implying that, but we're just covering their bases.
Speaker 1
You do have a rich history of Tom Fuckery in this town, and that can't be denied.
Speaker 8
Oh, well, is this place built on an ancient Indian burial ground?
Speaker 13
Not to my knowledge.
Speaker 8
Like how Bradley's
Speaker 6
number on his jersey is, like, upside down.
Speaker 8
Is that the foot of your bed?
Speaker 2
What is that thing? Okay.
Speaker 8
Just get yourselves a couple of dream catchers and stop watching shitty horror movies.
Speaker 6
Stickle advice from auntie. I fucking this is my favorite one, her costumes.
Speaker 2
Okay. Do I actually have to explain this
Speaker 8
You better go home and change, or I will fight you.
Speaker 1
On your way to the protests, rally up country to provide glaring examples of cultural appropriation for people who don't understand cultural appropriation but probably should.
Speaker 1
Good for you. Enjoy yourself.
Speaker 13
Did you see that? It moved.
Speaker 2
Gail, the the building just shifted.
Speaker 4
Was it was probably the shelves expanding due to the heat or the shelves contracting because of the cold being that it is October.
Speaker 13
Uncle Eddie. Looks right from the camera. He says it. Says dark pig hoof hops right there front and center.
Speaker 1
No, it isn't. And no he doesn't and no he didn't. What is it? Literally five hundred million things.
Speaker 13
Mussith. Run it.
Speaker 1
Let me make a call. So,
Speaker 8
Remind me again why was why why was she on her knees?
Speaker 6
Who? Tannis? Tannis?
Speaker 7
No. She was sitting down. She was sitting down.
Speaker 7
yeah. She was sitting she was sitting in a chair.
Speaker 8
She was sitting in the chair between the two guys. Available.
Speaker 5
No. No. You're having the same. So Erin and and the live streams like
Speaker 6
years and years before.
Speaker 5
And the live stream, Erin, saying asking the same thing. Wasn't there a lot of decision about her sitting. No. That's the episode where they're the mystery in the church of the missing money. The the big sale money.
Speaker 6
She's series eleven.
Speaker 5
Sitting beside Glenn because she was pregnant then.
Speaker 8
But this one was for what reason?
Speaker 6
She was not pregnant then.
Speaker 6
She just. She was postpartum.
Speaker 5
Postpartum. Yeah.
Speaker 8
So, okay. This one was just placements. Like, this
Speaker 6
This this was filmed in twenty seventeen. Yeah. Alright.
Speaker 5
That doesn't mean anything because we don't know how many kids she has or any other. That's awesome. But no. She wasn't pregnant. Well, okay. But that's so when you're saying this is filmed twenty seventeen as if to explain, it doesn't explain anything to us.
Speaker 6
Versus the controversy that you all are referencing, which happened early in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 5
Agreed. I understand. So anyway, what I think is happening here is we have Billy liking symmetry. And if the three of them are standing, it looks to it doesn't look like right. No. So to have
Speaker 9
her standoffish.
Speaker 5
Yeah. So having her kind of sitting
Speaker 6
Too confrontational.
Speaker 5
And Bradley and and, Dylan, on the either side of her. That's probably Billley's called to say, you know, I like semitism.
Speaker 6
This is more of a casual meeting. Mhmm. It's not a confrontation. But also, like, just she's just relaxing.
Speaker 8
Yeah. You know? I love when she says I will each.
Speaker 5
Yeah. No. It's her reaction to Bonnie's.
Speaker 8
It's such a great line.
Speaker 6
Her yeah. No. That is the reason. That is my favorite of Bonnie's little costume catwalks. They're
Speaker 5
Oh, there's another reason it's
Speaker 6
Well, I love I love anti Tannys. Gonna deal hit me up anytime, please.
Speaker 7
Also, Tanya, did you notice they called it pig'shoof ale? Yeah. And I don't know if you
Speaker 6
caught that. Pig'shoof ale. Yeah. Right?
Speaker 7
I don't know if you caught that part, but
Speaker 5
you're not gonna live that down.
Speaker 5
Alright. Here we go.
Speaker 4
Premium blonde harvest ale from Mitchell, Ontario. Hardworking, cooperative, tough in the corners. Zurich being off the top with a Strathroy Turkey finish, the dark meat. That tastes like wheat from the field of stay at home defense man. I'll, Travis Hamenick, anybody?
Speaker 1
Get this guy at fucking poppers.
Speaker 6
Who's Travis? Hamenick?
Speaker 5
He's a hockey player.
Speaker 6
Obviously. I was searching for a
Speaker 9
I don't know how else to explain it.
Speaker 5
Yeah. It's just hockey. Probably from whatever town. The beer's brewed for now.
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The saddle that dares on, does it have an extra piece that makes it look like a penis? Is that part of the saddle, or is that just
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for him? That's the pommel. Every saddle has No.
Speaker 8
No. No. No. There is, like, something that's significantly sticking out.
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The pommel. It's not sticking up, it's sticking out. Speaker 7
We want we rewind. Let's look at it. Speaker 8
There's like a three Speaker 4
top with a Strathroy Turkey fifty. Speaker 8
This parts. Put your this part. Speaker 7
I think that's just how it's setting Speaker 6
in the air. That that's the mantle of the saddle. Yeah. Okay. That's the bit that goes over the back of the horse. And then the piece that's sticking up is the pommel. Yeah. Speaker 8
I know that part, but this part, Speaker 5
this it's flopping down because it's not on Speaker 8
Stop flapping down fire. Yeah. No. Speaker 6
That that is the mantle of the saddle. Speaker 8
I've seen the other parts of the saddle before, but never this part. And it looks like it's just there for it. Alright. It's like it's there. Speaker 5
It's like it looks like a tongue almost. Yeah. Speaker 8
Uh-uh. Oh, now it's attached. Speaker 3
Do I have mazda, I do? Speaker 4
Travis Emnick. Anybody? Speaker 9
He plays for our nation's staff. Oh. Speaker 6
Finally, Gary's wised up. Speaker 6
And Dan's like, oh, you're being so stingy. It's like, no, you drink two of my beers before I should get more invitations. Speaker 4
Damons, this is. Uncle. Speaker 13
I'm glad he's back for Speaker 15
with this old goat. Uncle allegedly, we believe Okay. Speaker 6
That is one of the most underrated lines Dan has ever delivered. Breaking it back. They're Speaker 5
far Uncollegedly. Speaker 15
This to be true. Speaker 6
Uncollegedly. Yes. Speaker 9
I'll stop it and rewind his back, but he done. Speaker 5
a long scene, so I wanted to get to the end of Speaker 4
the before we talk. Speaker 15
Of apparitions. Expectors. Speaker 6
I'm trying to save you from getting Speaker 13
I'm glad you're back for one more go with this old goat. Speaker 3
Uncle allegedly. Speaker 15
We believe this to be true. Collectively. Conclusively. Speaker 2
Are you sure you guys didn't just come in here and do all this? Speaker 15
Breaking and entering? There are far more gratifying crimes with far leaner sentences. Speaker 4
Also, it's a Sam's. No, we didn't. Speaker 11
So I will perform Speaker 15
a seance to summon uncle Eddie. Speak with him, reason with him if I must. Though I will be reluctant to cooperate with him. I Speaker 6
promise Stewart. Speaker 15
Okay. Uncle Eddie will enter Rhodes's body. Speaker 4
Wait. One more time. Speaker 15
Uncle Eddie will enter roads, but he And then, Speaker 4
with extra sauce, his spirit. Is that what you'll do? Crest permitting. Yes. One question. Speaker 2
Yeah. I I wanna I wanna be really clear here. So Stewart, you're going to summon the spirit of uncle Eddie who's going to enter roles. And from there, you're gonna communicate with him. Speaker 15
Precisely. Though again, I will be reluctant to cooperate with him. We heard you, Stewart. This, I promise you. Speaker 4
Oh. And Glenn. Hey, Wayne. How's that girlfriend of yours doing? I miss her. I like her. She's like a little Speaker 4
Baby be out. Say like a hoo. That's a Beyonce fiance. Speaker 4
spirit is going to enter role Speaker 6
This a lot of times to use the word enter. Speaker 4
That's right. I will exercise the spirit out of roll and cast it into hell. Hell! Speaker 8
He was a good guy. Speaker 4
guy. Bagging your pardon, but anybody that comes back from the dead to have non consensual sexual relations? Well, a woman. Outside of wedlock, my ad is not a good guy. Speaker 6
No. Well, woman. Like, that's the thing. Great. That's the lens thing. Wine. Speaker 15
Road? Glenn. Road. Road. Go ahead. Wrote. Speaker 15
Now, we need five seconds of silence while Lucifer locates us. Speaker 3
Sorry. That was the ghost of yesterday's dinner. Speaker 15
Honestly. Five seconds of silence. To beck and beelzebubba. Speaker 4
Give me a stage like that. I'm gonna have to dazzle. Speaker 5
That's my five seconds. Speaker 6
Like, you could see him swallow air on purpose. Speaker 4
What? What was that one? Speaker 2
Control your bum. Speaker 13
Be a lady. Rint came out in my front. Speaker 4
Oh, no. Is that a queef? Speaker 3
I sounded like a queef. Speaker 6
Quiff. Okay. Quiff. Oh. Speaker 15
How are you doing that? That's very freaky. Are you scared? Speaker 9
I didn't feel it, spelling. Speaker 15
Okay, everybody. Five more seconds of silence. They'll farting or burping. Or maybe maybe it'll go away and try again. Speaker 6
Vault. Hello. No. No. Speaker 4
He has nothing to do with it, but my god. Speaker 15
Exercise him, Glenn. Speaker 4
What? I don't know how to do that. I did not think it would come up. Speaker 6
Hello, mom. Oh, how are you doing? Stop doing that. Speaker 8
There are no buttons. Speaker 4
Maybe there's just a frog in my throat here. Let me try and cough it out. Speaker 6
There's a poem. This dumbass is holding the crucifix upside down. As if that would help. Speaker 1
Wanna what? My friend Sean AMSING has a Halloween party in the city before Halloween every year, and he calls it premature ejaculation. Speaker 1
He's a really funny guy. Speaker 3
Well, now that has gots to be a costume. I mean, Christ, she Speaker 4
could make a softball heart. She could play on my field. Speaker 2
Dingers all day, boys. Speaker 1
You're on your way to the annual Jeff Davies's Memorial Baseball tournament to raise money for pitbull puppy mail rescue? Speaker 6
Sure. I am Wayne. Speaker 1
Good for you. Enjoy yourself. Speaker 4
Is that this weekend? Yeah. Speaker 1
It's this weekend. Speaker 4
Jeff was a good guy. Speaker 3
Jeff was a great guy. Speaker 2
Jeff was a babe. Speaker 1
One of the greatest Jeff fucking Davies. Speaker 6
Yeah. Okay. So Jeff Davies is an actual dude. Mhmm. Actually from actual list. Speaker 6
And there is in fact a Jeff Davies's memorial softball tourney every Speaker 5
We covered this in the original episode. Awesome. You Okay. You must have listened. Speaker 6
It's been a minute since I listened to that. Sorry. Speaker 7
I'm sorry. When did that episode come up? Like, twenty twenty one? Speaker 5
What are you saying? Speaker 7
That's when I listened. Speaker 5
Yeah. Is that the last twenty? Anyway. Yeah. Speaker 6
No. But also, like, just the whole fucking So we're we're just supposed to take it as read that demonic possession is just a thing that can happen for Realsies in Letter Kenny. Speaker 5
But No. I haven't. Speaker 6
And nothing is ever made of it ever again. Speaker 5
Correct. This is just a one off special episode. Speaker 9
Yeah. If you can take that bar, it can be in three places at the same time, then yes. Speaker 6
Look, these are happening successively one after another. They're not taking place concurrently. What the fuck are you on about? Speaker 9
What are you talking about? There's not enough time for her to do those Speaker 6
time passes between the scenes. Speaker 9
No. It doesn't. There's only one beard that is drunk between the scenes. Speaker 6
What what the There's Speaker 8
not one beer. There's multiple beers. Speaker 5
It's actually much darker, now than it was in the first Speaker 6
the light going down as a because they get there before opening. Mhmm. Yep. Right? Speaker 8
And when the PowerPoint presentation was happening, it light behind the window. Speaker 5
And now it's nineteen. Anyway, I don't think I don't think it matters because I don't think this episode is meant to be. Always the portal. Yeah. There's the portal. There's, yeah, there's everything. But, there's the rule of three in comedy. Right? So that But but that's Bonnie's fourth costume. They break the rule there, but, after I'm complaining. That's Shirley Dan's line there. She can make a softball heart is Speaker 5
Alright. I forgot how this one ends. Let's see. Speaker 13
I feel like Jeff would know what to do. Speaker 1
I feel like Jeff would wanna make one more call. Speaker 5
is one more call. I forgot. Speaker 3
That is not a regular and softball uniform. Speaker 6
Dan is just like fucking preoccupyman. Speaker 10
See, yeah. We're fully dark. Speaker 6
Yeah. Now we're we're Speaker 5
using Night vision. Speaker 4
what you can't see what you're tasting. You sense a taste gets heightened. I bet you didn't know that did you then. Speaker 3
I did know that, Gary, because one time I took a gals on a date to one of them places in the city, or they don't got to any lights, and you have to eat some of the dark, made a fucking mess of myself. Speaker 13
I've been to one of those places. Speaker 6
You know what I mean? More so than anyone else. Speaker 8
I I yeah. I would never go to one of those Victor, would you ever go to one of those restaurants? Speaker 5
We talked about this. Victor. Speaker 9
Yeah. No. I I wouldn't. No. Speaker 5
I thought you said you would. Speaker 9
I think I I may I mean, maybe I'm on the fence about it. Don't know. I'm not so intrigued by it anymore. I just feel like I wanna see my food. Speaker 5
even know no war is even open anymore. I don't think they survived COVID because think about that one. Speaker 8
Oh, it had fear on top of fear. Fuck. Speaker 5
I don't know. It's too bad. Yeah. It came up in the discord, recently a few weeks ago that, somebody asked, did if we ever ended up going to noir? I'm like, no, we didn't hang up with everything. Speaker 5
Yeah. Of course, it would. Speaker 8
But they could put anything in front of you. But, Kate You know what they're missing in is Joe, though, at this point. Speaker 5
Because then you would sue them. Like, whatever you order is what they would put in front of you. Speaker 8
Yeah. But it can have a hair on it. That happens. Speaker 8
Here's happened. And then you'd have it in your mouth. And then you'd have to be in the dark with a hair in your mouth. Speaker 6
Tanya, you have lived how many years on god's good earth having been exposed to germs and people's hair and saliva and coughing in Speaker 5
She's married to me. Speaker 6
Not much. But No teacher, tagline. Wow. Speaker 8
What I wanna say though about the they're missing the opportunity here for Dan to put a straw or somehow figure out a way to have night, goggles on and put a straw in and drink all the beer. That would have been funny. There you go. Speaker 5
Oh, Nice. So hold on. Pause. Pause. Cause Cassie here on the on the live stream says, noir was fantastic, so she must have gone. Speaker 5
But it was rough with her nyctophobia. She's gonna have to explain what Nyctophobia is, n y c c. Speaker 9
It's the fear of having your shoulders touched, I think. Speaker 6
You'd say fuck. Victor's making that up. Speaker 7
I believe them. Well Speaker 8
We need to play Boulder dash Speaker 6
and go We need to Speaker 8
play Boulder. That sounds like a bullshit right there. Speaker 6
I will own all of you Speaker 8
a folder. You really would. You really Speaker 5
Anyway, hopefully, she'll type in, let us know what Nickta folks use. No. Speaker 6
You wouldn't, Victor. Speaker 3
That their sense of taste is hiding because they can't see nothing. Speaker 4
There's always a silver lining there. Speaker 6
No. Not at all. Alright. Speaker 1
Just I can't see a fucking thing in here, Mc Mary. Speaker 8
Well, that's the only way to catch a ghost. Speaker 9
Let's nip definitely. Speaker 2
We're not convinced that it's a ghost, Marie. Speaker 4
We better believe it's a ghost, Katie. Else could it be? Speaker 1
Literally, five hundred million things. Speaker 4
Well, lucky for you guys. Mrsus McMurray and I went down Munich one year. Popped on over to the Aztec pyramids. And, got ourselves on a guided tour with some genuine Okay. Speaker 6
Cassie says in the live stream Nickophobia fear of the dark. Speaker 5
Oh, okay. That makes sense. Aw. Speaker 6
Also, I just love all of Wayne's facial expressions when he thinks nobody can see him. Speaker 9
Ask her how she sleeps at night. Speaker 5
With the lights on it, obviously. Speaker 8
Damn no. Okay. We've got a tours down Boca. We've got a tours down Kecos. We've got a Speaker 6
tours down Coon. Better Patter. Speaker 4
Alright. You guys see this in my hand? No. Oh. This here is a genuine SB nine ghost talky, transmiss ghost speak. Speaker 1
Oh, is that what it does? Speaker 8
You fired up. And when the ghosts start talking, you can hear what they're saying, fire it up, babe. Speaker 9
Let me snick as babies' activity off the charts. Speaker 3
She could share that. Speaker 8
Wasn't as clear in in a new point pogo? Speaker 4
Nothing like this down coming either. Not your piece of shit. Speaker 5
Oh, Mc Murray's a huge piece of shit. Speaker 4
You'll never make a bigger piece of shit in your life than Mc Murray. Speaker 5
Oh, no. What This is a shit. Oh, jimmy dong, Bobby, baby? Speaker 9
I grabbed the wrong bar This year's one half of the high frequency baby radio that I set up in the break room in the barn to make sure the farm hands wasn't talking shit about Speaker 2
me. It would appear that your farm hands are talking significant shit about you, Mc Murray. Speaker 4
What a piece of shitty is I I mean, how does a piece of shit like that land? A woman, like, mister Speaker 6
And apparently, they're both Jared Puso. Speaker 4
Maybe. Remember the lawyer that took the case? The time it showed out the Warren peckers while they were on the properties? Speaker 8
Yeah, baby. I'm calling them cocksuckers too. Just listen by Speaker 4
By a sminch. Best give him a call. Speaker 4
Because I'm ignoring him about to kill, man. Speaker 6
Erin? She is fucking You need Speaker 13
to drink it, Daryl? Speaker 4
You're me now, not on your life, Gailer. Speaker 13
It's the only thing we haven't tried. Speaker 1
No, it isn't. Then Speaker 13
what wayne? What else can we try here? Speaker 1
Literally, fifty five hundred billion things. Speaker 13
Uncle Eddie wanted me to drink it with him after I took him down, but I didn't. It's the only thing left to do to get rid of his ghost. So drinking, you fucking pussy. Oh. Speaker 4
Yes. No? Yes. Yes. No? Yes. No. Speaker 2
When a friend asks you for help me help them. Speaker 13
No. I do it for you. Speaker 6
Katie is the enforcer. She makes them follow their own fucking rules. Speaker 1
Wait, Gail? Wayne? It was me. Speaker 1
I know how much you love Halloween. Speaker 13
I know how much you love Halloween. Speaker 1
Well, see, there you go. It was only my intention to give you a bit of a thrill and have a little bit of fun with all the nutsacks in town. It was never my intention to get you this riled up. And boy do I ever wish I wouldn't have discovered you took down my ninety plus year old uncle. That's when things took a real hard detour. Speaker 13
Wayne. It was a thrill. Speaker 2
What is that? You do scare. Speaker 3
Wayne, why are you so scared? It's only Samuel's. Speaker 3
Now hold your horses there, Wayne. Samuel's here has some things that he likes to say to use. Speaker 1
Samuel, you have the floor. Speaker 11
I'm sorry I stole the full size chocolate bar you gave my little sister last Halloween. Speaker 1
I accept your apology, Samuel. Speaker 11
Oh, sick of Daryl back door and mute the quarter chocolate bars. Speaker 1
I understand that, Samuel, but that doesn't make it right. I trust you've Apologized to your little sister as well? Speaker 11
Yes, sir. And now my friend David wants me to say thanks for him for big league in the cheapskate beat skates in town who gave half chocolate bars. Speaker 1
Please tell your friend David, I'm more than happy to big league cheapskate beat skates like Daryl. But Samuel, big brothers are to look out for their little sisters. Speaker 6
Look at Katie's face in the background. Speaker 1
You were to treat them with love and respect. Speaker 11
I've learned my lesson, sir. Speaker 1
Good. And to make sure you've learned your lesson, you will not be receiving a full size chocolate bar from your uncle Wayne this Halloween. Speaker 3
Now Wayne, Remember when I said that Samuel wanted to show you his costumes this year? That's because Samuel wanted to go dressed as his heroes for Halloween. Who's your hero, Speaker 6
Samuel? Way. Identical shirts. Speaker 6
And, look, he has to, like, turn around and check with these two to make sure he's not being fun with The autism. Speaker 1
Samuel, I didn't say we couldn't split a full size chocolate bar this Halloween. Speaker 11
Shoco coconut coconut's fucking gross asshole. Speaker 5
Great, Anne's face. Speaker 13
Oh, I missed it. What's his face told? Speaker 6
Oh, well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I love it because, like, you know how kids have that uncanny six sense ability to, like, dish your very own shit right back out at you. Mhmm. Like, you just know that Samuel right there was exactly the kind of little shit that Wayne was at seven years old. Speaker 5
of looks like the Wayne Wayne character from Little Kenny. He looks like him. He's got the bangs and Right. Speaker 6
He's got the haircut. He's got an identical shirt. Like, I don't know who this fucking kid is. I know his name. I'm not gonna say anything else than that, but yeah. It's probably perfect. Yes. Just know Yeah. That Wayne was that exact type of little shit as a kid. And now he's getting it back. And he's like, fuck me. Speaker 5
Alright. So that is the haunting of Odines too. Now let's, let's look back to our, you know, previous review of the episode. One time. Speaker 8
You're still sharing screen, I think. Still sharing screen. Speaker 5
So stop sharing. Speaker 6
Also, I just wanna say before we move on, Katie's face as Wayne is talking about how you only get one family. You should treat them with love and respect and blah blah blah. Mhmm. And she's looking at him, like, she wants to eat him alive. Like, she's just Speaker 5
He's her brother. Speaker 6
Yes. I know. And that does not change the fact that she has that expression on her face. Speaker 8
She has the expression of love. Speaker 8
like she loves her big brother. She looks up to him and and and And she wants to eat him alive. No. Not eat him alive. Stop it. No. No. No. No. No. Inappropriate. Nah. Speaker 5
This isn't that kind of, porn. Alright. Let's oh, we got a blue spatula here. So let's look back to our original review episode of this. Here's a limerick. But before we had limericks, I wrote this one post episode. Gail says modine's two is being haunted by uncle Eddie's horny spirit undaunted So the Hicks are on the case, a paranormal goose chase, while Bonnie McMury walks around flaunted. And the original ratings I I gave it a fresh, Tanya gave it a fresh. Matt gave it a fresh, and Victor gave it a clearance. So this was not a unicorn first of all, well, let's revisit our ratings here. I mean, it's still a fresh for me, Tanya. Would you still give us more Speaker 8
Absolutely. It's fun. Speaker 5
Victor, any change of heart on this one? Speaker 9
Not even close, no. Speaker 8
Really? It's not even up to a com Or Speaker 6
of a clearance now. Speaker 9
Yeah. I mean, more annoyed by it now than I was. Speaker 9
Really? Yeah. Just because how much you guys like it. Like, it's It's just this is this is like the sleepover all over again. Speaker 7
is true. That's a great episode. So Speaker 5
we are gonna do one of these with Speaker 6
the sleepovers. He's been contrary on purpose. No. Speaker 9
I'm not. I'm I'm I'm not. I'm not. There was there was two funny parts. One was the PowerPoint the second one was at the end with the punch line with the kid. That's it. The rest of it was entertaining it. Speaker 7
I saw you laughing a few times there. Speaker 9
I I was laughing every time the jar came up just because of the inside joke. That's it. Speaker 6
Okay. You fucking liar. I'm I'm being honest. Speaker 9
I'm being there wasn't I'm not saying it was bad. I'm just not saying I'm not gonna put it on the pedestal as being one of the best episodes ever. Speaker 6
Trick, though. That's not the metric. Right? It's like, if it's fresh, it's fresh. It doesn't mention your top five. Speaker 9
I know, but there's just too much ridiculousness in That's all. It was just Oh, Speaker 6
so much ridiculousness from the marketplace. Speaker 9
I can watch I can watch Bonnie changing outfits for thirty minutes and nothing else. And and I'll be fine with that, but it it didn't make any sense. That's fine. You know, it just that's it's like it's it's it's skipped comedy. This this was exactly Speaker 9
No. I know, but this was more so. This is like, oh, it doesn't have to make sense. We're just gonna show vignettes of Speaker 6
No. No. What do you mean it doesn't make sense that they provide in universe in-depth explanation for every single fucking thing happening. Speaker 9
At the end of each scene, I was asking myself, what are they trying to prove here? I I couldn't even remember, like, what they're trying what the point of each scene is. Speaker 6
Skill issue. Alright. Speaker 5
We're gonna move on this. Obviously, this is a fresh for you awesome. And Chad, what about you? Speaker 7
It's a fresh. Yeah. Speaker 5
Yeah. The, scientific Twitter poll at the time, eighty seven point five percent people gave it a fresh twelve point five gave it a clearance. One thing that we didn't do back then was it was this was pre MVP. So I thought we could have some fun, with that. And actually, I'm at the top of my list, and I haven't even thought about the MVP yet. So Oh, I have mine. Speaker 7
Okay. I think I know that Victor's the Speaker 6
Shut your warm mouth. What? Speaker 5
Well, you know what, Victor, why don't you think Speaker 7
I have the same one? Speaker 9
You don't. You don't have mine. Speaker 8
Oh, should we also then play the game of does Chad move Speaker 6
Wait. Wait. Yes. Let's all play the game. Everybody pick her in VP, and then pick who you think Victor has for an MVP. Speaker 5
Alright. You know what? Because I enjoyed her reaction to Bonnie's, outfit and stuff, I'm gonna end because she's one of my favorites anyway, I'm gonna pick Tannis as my MVP of this one because I really enjoyed her scene and all of that reaction. Victor, I'm gonna skip you then if we're playing this game. The Speaker 9
one where she's sitting on her knees? Speaker 5
She's sitting in a chair. Tanya, who is your MVP? And is it the envy penis that Cassie is suggesting in Speaker 8
I like the envy penis. I do. It's an envy penis award. Speaker 9
There was no penis in the Speaker 8
It looked like a penis. I think it was done on purpose. It's done on purpose to look like a penis. Speaker 9
They called it out as Speaker 8
uncle Eddie's team. Speaker 5
You know what? So, after both Speaker 6
Eddie's pig hoof hops ale. Speaker 5
Apropos of nothing. There was an toenails. An online article where and I I don't know if this is real or not, but the they said that they they had, Rasputin's member. Speaker 8
Oh, yeah. Preserve Speaker 6
That's legit. It did. Speaker 5
In a jar, and it looked it looked Speaker 8
like the hoof, didn't it? Speaker 5
Like uncle. It it looked like a hoof than the thing. Yes. Speaker 5
was Raswatin was, was, you know Speaker 5
Well hung. So, But when I saw that article, I immediately thought Speaker 8
Of uncle Eddie's pig hoof. Yeah. It's it's gotta be the penis. Speaker 8
that is the the whole show. Fucking toe nails. Whole show. Speaker 5
Right. So your MVP is Uncle Eddie's Hook. Totally. Speaker 5
Okay. Awesome. What's your MVP here? Speaker 6
I'm gonna go Wayne because if he hadn't played the prank, there would be no episode. Speaker 6
He was really just trying to shit up his friend for funsies. Mhmm. And it just kinda spiraled out of control. Speaker 6
And I love that. Speaker 5
Chad, who's your MVP? Don't guess victors yet. Just who's your MVP? Speaker 7
that's the best mind. Speaker 6
For being a Leslie nope? Speaker 7
I'm yeah. Let's go with that answer. Speaker 9
That's very predictable answer. Speaker 5
So everyone write down what you think Victor's is. You already you have it? Speaker 8
Yeah. I already wrote it. I did his before I meet me. Speaker 5
Okay. Victor, who's the MVP? Speaker 9
My MVP is from the cold open. When things were stolen on the rails and, things kinda made sense, and it was my still mildly a a little bit Speaker 9
So so my MVP goes to that wonderful cute, spider sitting on top of the, fruit stand. Speaker 5
It's all coming back to me now. Speaker 9
was enamored. I was enamored. Speaker 5
Chad, why do you like this Speaker 8
This is chaos. For you. And this is what I think Speaker 5
The spider where was the spider on the produce stand? Speaker 9
On top of the produce stand. Speaker 6
And it's basically just bin bags with giant googly eyes all taped together. Speaker 9
It's wonderful. It was well done. And I I I wanna give props to the props people. Speaker 5
So that's your new key. My my guess obviously was way off. I I I thought it would maybe Samuel because Victor said it was one of his one one of the only laughs in the episode. Obviously, I was wrong, Daniel, what was your guess? Speaker 8
He also said that the power point presentation was one of his favorite things in the in the in the episode. So, Victor, you know, I think the spider would have tilted it then into the fresh category if, you liked it that much. You know, you would have three things then. You would have had the Bonnie Marie's, dance dress party. Speaker 6
Yeah. Her, costume. Speaker 8
And, and the spider, that you love so much that made an MVP and, the PowerPoint. So as I see it, you're sitting out of fresh now. Speaker 9
I'm not sure I understand your math. Speaker 5
Awesome. What what did you think Wayne W. Speaker 6
Okay. So I guessed rolled, and it because I literally saw him laughing at Rolls performance during that scene. Speaker 9
That was my least favorite part of the episode. Speaker 6
You're still laughing. Speaker 7
I looked over and you were laughing. Speaker 5
But he he doesn't like happiness. Victor is anti glee. And Chad. Speaker 9
I just preferred, like, the Soviet poo, like, Soviet Vinnie, the poo. Speaker 8
was just talking about Speaker 9
it. It's the best it's the best theme song ever. Speaker 6
Oh, Victor. I gotta check you something I've seen today on Tumblr where I think you'll really like it. It's the it's because winnie the pooh in the Battle of Hastings share an anniversary. Speaker 9
Oh, that's isn't Tumblr where you pick up men? No. Is that not Speaker 7
Well, that's on a different site. Speaker 6
Baby, that's bumble, sweetheart. Alright. That's bumble. Speaker 5
Chad, what was your guess? Speaker 7
My guess was gonna be the the hoof. Speaker 5
The huff phone. Okay. Yeah. Victor. Speaker 8
You're right. Aaron says, Speaker 5
p is always Victor, this guy. Speaker 6
This fucking guy. Speaker 9
Please tell Aaron that I love her. Speaker 5
Cassie says my MVP is the sad looking Kleenex goes from the title card. She says gotta be the penis should be put on the t shirt. Yeah. So, anyway Speaker 6
Oh, Robbie and our WhatsApp says today, I learned I'm a pick me girl. Speaker 5
Oh, he's a big me girl? Oh, pick me. Pick me. Speaker 6
Stop it. Pick it. Speaker 5
Apologies. Alright. Let's move on real quick here to some news. I mean, it's it came out with this morning or yesterday. I forget now, but Krave has announced Shoresy season three. Has been green lit for production, and it will begin, next month, like, next week. Speaker 6
Well, this fall. But we all fucking know it's November. Speaker 5
November. So November. Speaker 6
Because we were all at station eighty four when Dolo could not shut Speaker 5
up. So we we, yeah, we kinda knew this. Speaker 8
We don't know that. What are you talking about? There's no nothing of that. Speaker 5
All good. Oh, good. We kept the secret just as well, well, better than they did Speaker 6
Yeah. Look. I I said it before. Right? Like, parents, William John Ryan junior could not keep a secret if you put it in a bucket for him to hold. Speaker 5
No. You're right. So Terry Rhine likes to talk so here's a press release from Bell. Ahead of, it's season two finale, which is tomorrow. Krave confirmed today. Season three order for its smash hit original series Shoresy, created and starring Derek Keesaw and produced by new Metrc Media in association with play fun games and Krave, hockey comedy continues to fall. The foul mouth chirp chirps serving mother loving fan favorite character shortly, and suubbery blueberry bulldogs of Northern Ontario senior hockey organization, the no show. Production on season three begins in February, Ontario in November. Returning cast, Tassia, Harlan, But, I mean, we all the names we know. So I don't see any different names here. So it's gonna be the same cast coming back. Yeah. Speaker 6
There are certain names they don't mention, but I'm willing to bet that's just a billing thing. Speaker 5
Yeah. Because they're probably just special guests or whatever. Like, for example, the last time, they didn't mention, anyway, I can't say any. Sorry. Speaker 8
Congratulations to to Gerald. Jared. Speaker 6
Good Swear jar. Tanya. Swear jar. Speaker 8
And Past and crew. With the swear jar. Speaker 5
Yes. For being picked up for another season. Congratulations. Fantastic. Alright. Final comments, and I go first. Guys, thank you so much. I don't know if this worked or not. We'll see listen back to it tomorrow as an audio only to see if it's something we can do in the future, revisit some of these old classic episodes, maybe see if folks can't get Victor to change his mind on some ratings. And, yeah. And, hopefully, it was fund to to listen to. Let us know. By the way, we have almost a hundred people in our discord channel, server. With Twitter, who knows what's happening with it? We don't wanna lose, you know, contact with anybody who wants to be in contact with us on a regular basis. Anyone who wants to join the discord community, it's not too late. You can still join DM me on Twitter, send me an email, p f t w cast at gmail dot com. Contact me however you can find me and we will I'll send you an invite to join the discord, group. It's a great group. It's a busy group. And you can join us. In that way, we can still stay in contact. We're also now on Blue Sky as well. So anyone who's there, they can they can follow us there. Speaker 6
Al, do you have a link tree? Speaker 6
Yeah. So you might wanna just, like, pop your link tree into the show notes. Speaker 5
Yeah. I mean, it's on my Twitter profile. It's on most of my my profiles online is a link tree that'll that links to everything. Speaker 5
look look us up and and join us. Because it's it's a lot of fun on that group. And who knows? We don't wanna we don't wanna, you know, one day turn on Twitter and find out that we have to pay for tweets because as soon as that happens, I'm gone. So, Speaker 6
Oh, that's gonna happen first of the year according to Yes. Speaker 5
So as soon as that happens, we're done with Twitter and we're moving on to to, you know, Sonny. Speaker 9
I I don't think that's ever gonna happen to Speaker 5
Well, we'll see. Anyway, so anyone who wants to join, please reach out and and I will send you an invite. Victor. Speaker 5
Final thoughts. Yeah. Speaker 9
So I think this was fun. I'm not So I would feel bad for anybody that's watching the episode for the first time and trying to watch it Speaker 5
Yeah. But it's a rewatch. Yeah. Speaker 9
This is That would be awkward. Speaker 9
Maybe a little too much talking over and stuff like that. But, yeah, I, you know, I guess we'll have to find out. It's easy to, to take part in it, but may not be so easy to listen to. We'll see. Anyway, this was fun. I got I guess we got Chad Sorry about that guys. I just because I was late, but Speaker 9
What are you gonna do? But I think, you know, he was alright. He was on his good behavior for Speaker 7
the most part. Trying my best. Speaker 6
Why are you slagging off my boy like that? Speaker 9
Tanya. I'm just I'm I'm trying to do my part for Matt. That's all. Speaker 7
Fuck you, man. That doesn't come off as well. Speaker 8
Well, it doesn't. Speaking of, Dick's, I wanna know what's behind your elbow, there, Chad. It looks like a penis at the front with with paws. Speaker 9
You're seeing penises everywhere. Not damn. Speaker 8
I am. And it's a penis at odds. Speaker 6
Cut off my penis and see. Speaker 8
What is a Duback? Speaker 7
from Starway. He's from star it's a Star Wars thing. Speaker 7
It's animal from Star Wars. Speaker 9
Are you sure he's not not from Star Trek? Speaker 7
Definitely not from Metro. Speaker 8
zoom, like, bring that over to your camera. Let me see the front of that. Like, that is Speaker 6
keep showing off on the lights. Speaker 9
Show the profile. Speaker 5
I can see here, like, the the the mouth opens and closes. Can you do, like, a little ventric trip ventrilo with him with it? Speaker 7
just move his butt and Speaker 8
Interesting. I've Speaker 9
I've been say fuck you, Matt. Speaker 6
Oh, god. No. Zoom in. Zoom in and cool it. So I can click and give it. Speaker 7
I gotta I gotta open up a different app let's do that on the on the after party. Alright. Speaker 6
After party. It it caught the corner of Speaker 8
my eye, and I had to ask about it because I'm I'm Speaker 8
I'm on the hunt for, those types of things. Thank you so much, Chad. You did a fantastic job. Awesome. You're always awesome. This was fun. This was really with his This was really great. A lot of fun. I I liked it. Speaker 6
Mhmm. It's good. Speaker 5
We'll do it again. Awesome. Speaker 6
So counterpoint to some of Victor's, what he said, about, so I know it's hard to hear the dialogue when we talk over it. However, part of, being able to push these things like the these rewatch episodes is you you do have to secure a certain amount of content directly from the show that you're reviewing. Speaker 5
Well, and I'm not releasing video of this episode. This is audio. Speaker 6
So, I mean, like, you can't you can't put this on YouTube because it'll get pulled immediately. Speaker 5
No. This will be audio only. And it's more just like everyone we know has watched the show Speaker 5
or eight times through. Anybody. Yeah. Speaker 6
I don't think anybody getting to this point in the podcast is gonna be watching this episode for the first fucking Speaker 9
I was just joking, awesome. I'm most mysterious. Speaker 6
I'm too autistic for this year. Speaker 9
And and and and if we really were gonna to we're gonna obscure it. We didn't do nearly enough. Speaker 6
We'd have to, like, reverse the image and, like, slap a filter on it and change the size. Speaker 5
No video. We're not doing So this is just to listen to it. And if it works, it works, I mean, it the the reason I think it might work is because Letter Kenny is such a text or of a dialogue dense show. Speaker 6
Yeah. It is, as they say, over written. Speaker 5
It it it can. It might work. Right? If it were a lot of visual again. Speaker 8
Dialect, but not always a dialect show because they have a lot of montage where it has no. Right? No. It has a it's a it's a fifty fifty. Speaker 5
In this case, in this episode, there wasn't any of that. It was mostly dot Speaker 9
Right. That varies open mouth. You wouldn't have seen that. Speaker 5
Yeah. That that's why we laugh about it and we talk Speaker 6
about it. And you wouldn't have seen their delightful PowerPoint. Speaker 9
Right. Yeah. Well, then, of course, Bonnie Mc Murray. Speaker 8
Bonnie Mc Murray. Speaker 5
If this episode were VHS tape, it would be well worn during those parts, Chad, final comment. Speaker 7
Yes. Thanks for having me on. Even though Victor did show up, thanks for keeping Speaker 6
me down. I thought you were Speaker 7
gonna boop me right away. Stop Victor, you get rid of this guy. But the but thanks for having me on. This was fun. And, can't wait to do this with sleep over to not change Victor's mind. Speaker 5
I'm looking forward to sleep over too. I love that episode. Speaker 8
What are we gonna do during the long pause? Speaker 6
Whatever the haters says. Yeah. Speaker 9
At least it would at least it made sense. Speaker 5
We can maybe cuddle during the the You know? Speaker 8
Oh, I like that. If we're gonna do the sleepover, we need to make it a slumber party. Speaker 7
Off my way. Every Speaker 6
Four of you. In one yes, Kim. Party. I'll drive. I'll drive up. Speaker 7
Pick me up on your way. Alright. Speaker 9
Anything anything that you watch together, like, together in person is gonna be a million times funnier. Speaker 9
That's just the way it is. Speaker 5
Yeah. Absolutely. Alright, guys. We're gonna flip Speaker 6
vibe and off each other. Speaker 8
have to do it during a snowstorm, though. Speaker 5
of we may have to wait a while. It's awesomes in California.
Speaker 6
I mean, I don't Yeah. It'll take me two, three days to drive out.
Speaker 8
There. Just last two three. Alright.
Speaker 5
I'm gonna place it off here folks with my own boss.
Speaker 6
little flat out.
Speaker 5
By Jodolo. Here we go.
Speaker 5
Gotta get those numbers up. Gotta get them paid.
Speaker 16
I'm my own boss, Nick, my own boss. I'm the man telling niggas to go get a louse. I'm my own boss my own boss. Self made on the call, I can take a loss, closing deals by myself and my own boss. My own boss, my own boss, got a bill by myself from my own boss, my own boss, my own boss,
Speaker 5
And that's all we have for this episode. Next week, we'll also have an episode. Actually, no. Next week, we start Shorzy.
Speaker 5
So next week, we start with, episode one of Shorzy, and I it should have all this written down, and I don't. I forget what the title is. It's gonna be great. I forget who our guest is. They're gonna be great. I'm still not prepared for tonight. Thank you so much for joining us. Don't forget you can use a promo code protosan for twenty percent off any purchase at DAB copy dot com. If you'd like to support the podcast, please tell a friend also follow us on most social media outlets at protosam pod. Thanks for joining us. Now we're gonna go watch the season finale of Shoresy, and on the after party.
Speaker 6
Oh. The title of episode one is Get
Speaker 5
Getum Focus is episode one that we're gonna be reviewing next week. Thank you. Awesome. On behalf of awesome Tanya Victor and myself, thank you for listening. Have a great day. And Chad. Right.
Speaker 7
I've been here the entire time and you
Speaker 5
forget. One job.
Speaker 16
It's just not gonna make you a joke. No average gentleman from a home, and I don't talk to what the show but does it.