TPS198: YEWniversal Brawl Draft
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We're joined by our friend Chad to do something a little different. In the spirit of fantasy football draft season, we're having a draft of our own.
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A live stream of tonight's podcast is made possible by our buddy Ian service over at podcast accelerator dot com. Speaker 1
Yeah. So this episode could be pretty bad. And like the worst idea ever had. While my objections were noted, it appears I'm outvoted. So here's some crap made up by Chad. Come on, man. What the hell? What? We're doing your lame ass fantasy fight bracket thing. Speaker 2
At at least I came up with an idea. Speaker 1
Yeah. A dumb idea. Speaker 2
Shut up. Hey. You you know what? Fuck you, man. Speaker 1
Oh, no. Fuck you, Chad. That fresh produce stand there. That's a beauty. Speaker 3
What do you listen to? Speaker 4
My favorite murder podcast? Speaker 1
Taggerton Dorn's podcast. The produce stand. Speaker 3
Fucking sexy. Speaker 0
It's Thursday, Thursday, and that means we are once again hanging out at the to stand. A podcast, Kevin, everything in the universe. Now I know what you're thinking. There are many other letter Kenny podcasts out there, but this one is getting ready to rumble. I'm all your hosts and joining me in the room as always is lovely, Tanya. And online, we have squirrely Matt. No one can hear you shake your head like that, Matt. And the very tough Victor -- Thank you, bud. -- and joining us. He's the bearded commodore of memes, lover and collector of all things Star Wars, member of the true North Elite, a patron, and a good guy. He's a really good guy. Please join. He makes for Chad. Oh Speaker 1
my gourd. Oh my gourd. Oh my gourd. Speaker 4
Oh my my god. Speaker 1
I regret nothing. Speaker 0
Welcome back to the produce stand chat. It's been a while since we've had you on. Speaker 2
Yeah. Yeah. As a solo act, yeah. It's probably been since, like, the shores, you Speaker 0
Yeah. Since the best of Shoresy, you did a little while back. That was Yep. Speaker 2
Well, when season two comes out, well, there'll be a part two. Speaker 0
Mhmm. That's part three. Well, we're we're happy to have you back bud, and, you've got a special, episode planned for a snake. This could go really well, or Speaker 2
it could this is gonna go really Speaker 0
fail spectacularly. Anyway, we'll we'll, you know, we'll see how it goes. But, let's get started with. How are you now? Tonight's lineup will be Mac Victor Tania out And Chad will have our guests will have the last word in Matt. We haven't seen you in a bit. Have you been? Speaker 1
Good, man. Lots on the go. Last week was vacay Week. We hit it up at Sherkston Shores. Speaker 0
Nice. Speaker 1
Yes. So this is a What I was only describing as a small, ungoverned city, on for on Lake Erie, About twenty minutes from the Buffalo border. You stay mainly in yeah. They range from basically dive motor to upscale modular living. And it's quite a place. I I hadn't been there since I was a kid, and I know you guys were talking about Speaker 3
I've always wanted to go. Speaker 1
Go. Go. It's amazing. We had so much fun. It's it's a very unique lifestyle in that place. Yeah. Like I said, it it's a it's a closed off sort of campground style resort. They have, like, one resorts and a pool. Yeah. They had, like, an inflatable floating inflatable Speaker 0
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Yep. -- playground, the the lots of beaches along Fortiery there or Lake Erie. And everyone cruises around on golf carts. Yeah. It's amazing. Speaker 3
You can rent them. I've researched it a lot. Speaker 1
That was the that was, I think, the kid's favorite part was just cruising around the golf cart, every because you need one. Yeah. Like, if you're considering not getting one, you need one. The place is big. Oh, we had a blast man that Speaker 0
It looks like fun. Yeah. We should do that one. Speaker 3
Did you do the camp part of it or the luxury, like, trailer rental? Speaker 1
Luxury trailer rental. Speaker 0
Gort says something. Speaker 1
I wouldn't I wouldn't use the word luxury. Speaker 0
Gort says it sounds like a retirement village. Speaker 1
For many, it is, but it's only open. Yeah, a hundred percent. There there's, like, you got everyone. Speaker 3
There's there there is, like, that side of the where people own, like, their their trailer on that. Speaker 1
Well, it's actually ninety I think it's ninety percent private ownership. Yeah. So when you rent there, typically, like, you you're probably gonna rent privately, which is fine. They they take care of it. All the places all set up. They do have, fifty five plus section. They got a couple little gated section. There there's Speaker 3
Yeah. Yeah. Speaker 1
It's it's it's it's some it's hard to describe. But, yeah, it's Speaker 0
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But worth a day. Speaker 0
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totally worth it. Yeah. We we do we were given a couple tips about renting, and they say, you know, wait a little bit. There's always places to rent. So renting way far in advance, they said you're gonna you're gonna pay top dollar, but if you can wait closer to your date, Speaker 3
you Speaker 1
you might get lucky and get some last minute rentals at a much better price, and that doesn't change anything else around the experience. But, no, it's it was a it was a blast. And we had so much fun. The kids just loved it. Campfires. We well, I I took my my older guy to see some live music, and and they just it's just a constant entertainment storm in front of So highly recommended it for the kids next year. Let us go. Let us know which which week we may join. Because we're gonna go back every year now for sure. It was it was fun. Speaker 0
Gort's gort's asking the name of the the place again, and I it was Sherxton. Sherxton Shores. Speaker 3
Yeah. Speaker 1
Yeah. So that was last week. And then this week, part of it was that I I've been feeling like crap, to be honest. Not just just just health Like, not nothing specific, but just feeling kind of sluggish and unmotivated. So I've re kicked off a new attempt to get healthy again. So No. Speaker 0
I'm gonna run Speaker 1
Last few days, I've started running. Speaker 0
Mhmm. Speaker 1
I've run, every day this week I actually ran twice today. I was feeling extra motivated, so I ran the morning and Speaker 0
late in Speaker 1
the day. Not big runs, just three or four k runs. Speaker 4
But Well, Speaker 3
it's gorgeous weather right now. Speaker 2
We're running away from Speaker 1
just the Speaker 3
Who's chasing you? Yeah. Speaker 0
But, no, Speaker 1
I love it. So I I'm, like, I'm gonna do it. My first one earlier this week was a real motivator because it I I thought I was gonna die. I'm, like, my body is just so not in the space it used to be. And that realization, I'm like, now I need to keep pushing. So, and the other great thing I've done is I'm a big snacker. I've all this week. I've cut out all my evening snacking. Speaker 0
That's that's a big one. Yeah. I have Speaker 1
a good dinner. Make sure that I'm full, and then I just eat nothing rest of night because chips and cookies all shit. I'm just terrible. Speaker 3
It is. Speaker 1
I love it so much, but it's hard to say no. And then the small thing, yeah, I mean, it was great that I have this bottle of Weisers thanks to our boy Josh there. I'm diving into that. So I'm cutting out the beer a little bit. Just just all these little simple things trying to make more of an effort, to focus on my health for ledges to so I could feel better is really what it comes down to. So -- Mhmm. Speaker 0
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off I go. Speaker 0
Yeah. Well, good luck with that, man. Thanks, man. Victor. How have you been? Speaker 4
Nothing good. Let's see, some highlights. Last weekend, Linda and I went to the island. So we spent the day there. It was good. Actually, on our way there, we stopped by the roundhouse, which is the train, facility, next to the skydome that hopefully, the locals are aware of. Speaker 1
Steam whistle brewery? Speaker 4
Yeah. Yeah. I see. You know it. Mhmm. Good for you. Speaker 1
Yeah. It's right between steam whistle and the and the arcade rec room. Speaker 4
Yeah. Yeah. That's right. That's right. You know, all about it. Did you ever take that little train ride that you can take? Speaker 1
We have actually a couple times. The kids love it. Speaker 4
Nice. Nice. So so so that's a really nice place. And and if you go there on Saturdays, you can actually take a turn on the turntable. Speaker 0
Oh, So the the there's still a working turntable there? Speaker 4
That's how they position all the locomotives. Speaker 0
Well, I understand, but there are no more locomotives. Right? So Speaker 4
No. What which dog Moos? Speaker 0
There are. What? Speaker 4
That that's the whole point of going there. They they've got a little train museum. Speaker 0
Yeah. Speaker 4
And outside, there's on each railroad leaving the the the the, turn table. Mhmm. There's a different locomotive or or or Okay. Speaker 0
I haven't been in the museum. So I didn't know that there were actually trees in there. Speaker 4
It's outside. The museum is like takes ten minutes to to just peruse through it small. Yeah. But the whole point is that you get to there's they have got this really, really nice steam engine there. Speaker 0
Mhmm. Speaker 4
And they've got an f seven. They've got all kinds of really nice locomotives enrolling Speaker 0
I've got an f seven on my keyboard. Speaker 4
God damn it. Anyway Speaker 0
How does it feel Victor? How does it feel? Speaker 4
Fucker. Speaker 2
Bravo. And and, Speaker 4
you can also get twelve dollar hot dogs there. So that's something. Yeah. They're trying to compete with the skydome. And then the other thing, just a quick correction, because last week, I was talking about the, that show, what was called pain killer and dope sick. Speaker 2
Right. Speaker 4
So we we finished dope sick. Speaker 2
Mhmm. Speaker 4
And dope sick was made first. Speaker 0
Mhmm. Speaker 4
Yeah. And after watching it, I both Linda and I agree, like, what the hell were they doing? Netflix did not need to create that garbage of a show Speaker 0
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Oh. Speaker 0
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compared to dope sick that had already been released. Speaker 0
So the dope sick six is much better watch style. Speaker 4
Oh, like, no, it's not even not even in the same hemisphere. Like, they did such such a great job putting the story together. Right. It wasn't like it wasn't fabricated to the point that Netflix. Netflix just made a cartoon out of it compared to how dope sick did Where do you go? Speaker 1
Dope six Michael Keatonist. Speaker 0
Yeah. Yeah. Speaker 4
Yeah. Yeah. Batman. Yeah. So so, like, if you've if you haven't seen either, watch dope sick and don't watch pain killer, you'll be wasting your time. Speaker 0
Okay. Good tip. Tanya. I'll have you then. Speaker 3
So my takeaway for that is I'll like pain killer and not dope sick. Speaker 4
Okay. So Speaker 3
we have been, like, binging binging lie to me. I cannot get enough of this show. Like honestly, truly, it is the best show that's out there. I love it so much. I never wanted to end, and, like, it was, like, from what, two, two thousand nine or something. It was, Speaker 0
like, ten years ago. Speaker 3
It's it's from a while ago. It's from and, there's only three seasons. So that's disappointing. But Oh my god. I just I want to watch it and do nothing else, but just watch it because I love it that much. Speaker 0
Same Roth is a really interesting person to look at. He's a he's he he may and he makes use of that, look for sure. Speaker 3
He's got, like, very yeah. Anyways, I just I've I love the whole thing. Work has been insane, just really insane. This is like my favorite Zoom call ever because it has nothing to do with work. And we're going to the C and E tomorrow. This is, a kickoff to a long weekend. So, we've taken the day. We're going to go play. And, this is the last weekend. Kids go back next week. And hoping to kick start, just like you, Matt, kick start getting back into health and, you're gonna kick Speaker 4
off health at the C and Speaker 3
E. Speaker 0
No. After the C and E. The C and E will be the last hurrah. The C and E by the way, is the Canadian National Exhibition, and it marks the end of summer Speaker 4
and much fun. Ridiculous, deep fried thing at this Speaker 0
don't know. I haven't heard, like, we don't watch the news anymore. So if they made a big deal out of anything this year, I don't know about it. Speaker 3
But I cannot, like, Joshua has broken me when we were in Subbery together and, the deep fried Oreo. And I was looking at him going, that is the grossest and just like, you have to try it and I tried it. And now all I can think about is deep fried Oreos because they're they were it was just that good. So I'm hoping I can find that tomorrow. Yeah. Speaker 2
But have you ever had deep fried butter? Speaker 0
Yeah. They had I'll skip that. Speaker 3
That doesn't sound that sounds like a heart attack. No. Like, that doesn't Speaker 2
It's just it's just grease. Speaker 3
Yeah. That doesn't make any sense to me whatsoever. Yeah. Like, and and neither did the the, Oreo, but, it turned out that was the right thing to do with it. Speaker 1
Yeah. Cassie's called the the Deep Fred Mars bars are right up there too. Those things. Speaker 3
Really? I couldn't Speaker 1
I couldn't finish one though. It was too rich for me. Speaker 0
Oh, yeah. Speaker 3
Yeah. That that seems like a whole lot of lot of just They serve Speaker 4
those at a lot of pubs now. Yep. They they become mainstream almost. Speaker 3
It just wouldn't be chocolate mess goo. Like, just No? No? No? Speaker 0
Yeah. Let's check it out. Well, I mean, the fry Speaker 1
shell keeps it all in there. Speaker 0
The arreos are intact when they when you fry them. So why wouldn't, Ish. Yeah. Anyway, I've got a long list for my week stockyards. Matt, I was there for the first time yesterday. I went accidentally with my team, from my work team, and I've never been there before. That was really cool. Interesting area. Speaker 1
Yeah. You would say we're at that, like, outdoor mall sort of thing. Speaker 0
Yeah. Speaker 4
Yeah. Speaker 1
It's highly wasted. Speaker 0
Yeah. And we went to you know what I loved about that place? The parking is free. I I parked my car. I'm, like, looking around. I can't find a, like, a thing anywhere to to get a ticket. And then I asked somebody how much does parking say? It's free. What are you talking about? Like, really in Toronto? Speaker 1
Oh, they wouldn't dare charge me. So that place so for those of those stockyards, outdoor maulish facility. It's it's it's really nice. Speaker 0
Yeah. It's really cool. Speaker 1
But they clearly overreached on their what they thought the market was gonna be. So they built this amazing facility, but if you go through there, like, half the place is unleashed. Right. And and even on a busy Saturday, None of the parking lots are even close to capacity. Like, it it never hit any kind of momentum. Speaker 0
Well, it'll it'll grow into its neighbor. I think the neighborhood itself needs to develop a bit, you know. Speaker 1
It's been there a while, and I haven't seen any growth. Speaker 0
No. Speaker 1
But it's a great spot. We do it all the time. Yeah. Yeah. It's like five minutes from my house. Speaker 0
It's really cool. Last summer or last summer. Last weekend, we had our street party, our neighborhood street party, and that was fun. And, and, you know, no no stories of debauching debauchery there, though. Just, you know, typical band, drink, eat, lots of food. It was good. So that was fun. Going to see any tomorrow as mentioned. And, this weekend, we're spending Labor Day weekend up there was they got. So, Yeah. Yeah. So there'll be no party island squeezers, but, Speaker 3
and hopefully If you want. Speaker 0
Well, maybe, but no no aquadums. No. Hopefully. So, anyway, Speaker 3
so Although we are Speaker 1
going -- freaky. Speaker 0
-- Speaker 3
we are going with a five year old. That's, you know Speaker 0
That's fair. Speaker 4
But Speaker 3
He he did peace standing up in his sandcastle. He's like, I have to go pee as he was doing it. Speaker 0
Yeah. Boy. Speaker 1
So are you staying in with Sega? Speaker 0
I got a buddy who's got a place there, and, he's got every all the toys, like this he's he's he's one of those friends, you know, that Got everything. So, we're Speaker 1
Check out the go cards. We know a guy. Speaker 0
Yeah. You know what? We should probably go pay a visit to Andrew while we're there maybe if we have some time. So, yeah, we're doing that this week and I'm looking forward to Chad. How have you been, bud? Speaker 2
I'm, I'm pretty good. Yeah. Been, work pretty busy with work, so that's about it. Speaker 0
How's the new job going? Speaker 2
Pretty good. No complaints yet. So Maybe maybe except for the heat, but that's about it. You can't really change that. Speaker 0
Well, you but you work with glass. You can't really get away from heat. Right? Speaker 2
Well, I mean, No. It's the heat from the outside world. Oh. Not inside. From the temperatures of the outside is ungodly hot. Yes. Not today, though. It was very it was very nice, but Speaker 3
Fall is coming. Speaker 0
Mhmm. Speaker 3
Summer's coming to an end quickly. Speaker 2
Needs to be like right now because I I I I thrive for the cold weather. Speaker 0
Oh, we're having fall like weather right now, Speaker 3
but we Speaker 4
see we're Speaker 0
up here. Windows are all open. Loving it. I'm loving this temperature. Speaker 4
Great. Great for running. Yes. Speaker 3
It is. Like ten degrees at night now. Speaker 0
It's beautiful. Love it. Speaker 3
Which I don't know what that is Fahrenheit. You're you're the you're the guy. Speaker 2
I don't Speaker 0
I don't wanna reach Speaker 3
I don't I don't wanna Speaker 0
just talk to me later. I don't wanna Speaker 2
do the math. Alright? I got Speaker 3
No math thing today. It's it's Speaker 2
interesting. Alright. Speaker 0
Well, but Oh, go ahead. Speaker 2
But I wasn't done yet out. Speaker 0
I I old habits die hard there with Chad. Speaker 1
Talk to you, Chad. Speaker 2
Fuck you, man. No. Actually, bugging. Yeah. But, other than the work, and I've been, Frisbee golfing with some friends, It's a lot. So that's this gets me outside. So Speaker 1
Is it as fun as it looks? Speaker 2
It is actually pretty fun, and I'm getting it looks fun. I don't think it looks Speaker 0
Oh, man. Speaker 1
Those are my kind of games. Speaker 0
Really? Speaker 1
Oh, fuck it. Speaker 3
I am terrible at Speaker 2
It's fun. You you wander around in the woods and you chuck things at trees. Yeah. See. You just sold, you know, that should be Speaker 3
the one diamond. Or is it a frisbee? Speaker 2
It's it's a frisbee. Speaker 3
It's a frisbee. Speaker 2
Yeah. Like yay big ish maybe. I don't. Speaker 0
You gotta do. I have Speaker 2
one in nearby. It's in my one of my closets. But, like, it's pretty fun. You just wander around in the woods and you just check a disc. And hopefully, you don't hit a tree and you gotta make it an, metal basket. Speaker 3
Nate. I have not heard of such a thing. Speaker 0
What? You've never heard of Frisbee? Speaker 3
I I haven't. Frisbee golf? Yeah. Speaker 1
No. Yeah. It's like golf. Speaker 0
They've set up frisbee's instead of balls include. Speaker 2
You guys Speaker 3
live too Speaker 1
far north. Speaker 3
And trees are involved. I see them Speaker 0
all the time. I mean, yeah, you Speaker 3
go in the forest. You haven't Speaker 0
been in the forest and you see, like, this structure. It's like a pole with chains hanging from it in the -- Right. -- a hoop and stuff. That's what you throw your frisbee at. That's When Speaker 3
I go in the woods, I do like orienteering. Like, you you look for the flag and you get the punch card and you and you Yeah. Speaker 0
You're one of those weird hikers like Adrian. Like, I don't I Speaker 3
don't I don't think I've ever seen. They're just like random things hanging from the tree that you have to Well, Speaker 0
they're not random. They're they're usually their courses. Speaker 3
Oh, their courses. Oh, it's like a golf It's like an actual golf cart course? Speaker 0
Yeah. Some golf courses will also have frisbee golf cart. Speaker 2
It's like it's like usually in a park. Like, usually in a parking lot. Speaker 1
This is like trying to teach a child a letter. Speaker 3
I'm gonna Speaker 0
look it up. Speaker 1
Just one letter. Speaker 3
I'm gonna look it up. Victor, you're roughly quiet in this. Do you know about this frisbee golf? Speaker 4
I'm just enjoying being a spectator. I'm waiting for you guys to start talking about ultimate Frispy now. Speaker 0
Oh, what? Oh, alright. So I Speaker 2
used to play ultimate. I actually have a friend who coaches an ultimate team, though. Of course. Speaker 3
That's just throwing to each other, though. Isn't it? Yeah. Speaker 2
That's like that's like playing, like, American football. Speaker 1
It's like playing catch on the run. Speaker 2
Yeah. Speaker 0
So Chad, can we are we good to move on to coffee? Yeah. Speaker 2
Yeah. Yeah. Speaker 0
Alright. Let's let's let's hear about coffee for a second. Oh, hey, Alexander. You work here now? Speaker 5
It's a man who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with a smelly finger. Speaker 0
Okay. Speaker 5
Welcome to diabolical coffee. My name is Alexander. How might I help you? Right. Speaker 0
I was needing a coffee. Thanks. Speaker 5
Well, now at Divalica Coffee, we say we have a roast for every taste. How would you describe your taste? Speaker 0
I mean, I like coffee. Speaker 5
Grind is very important too. We have a standard grind of course, Speaker 0
of course. Speaker 5
And of course, we also have a coarse grind. Right. Now some folks don't trust their grind into strangers. So we offer whole bean as well. For instance, these peruvian beans are, of course, from peruvian which if memory serves me is where your family hails Speaker 0
from, well, Portugal, but Speaker 5
So that's like a taste of home. Speaker 1
What? Did you know we also have Speaker 5
espresso or as is known in Italy, expresso. Speaker 0
You know, the hand gestures don't make that right. Speaker 5
We also have k cups, which keeps the coffee from getting on the outside of the pot, which I must admit I've never been a fan of. Speaker 0
The outside, Speaker 5
Now I'm not sure if you're familiar with the produce stand. Isabelle. Now for some reason, if you put that in the promo code, this guy, Eric, gives you twenty percent off your purchase. But I'd keep that under my hat. Speaker 0
Yeah. Secret safe with me. I'm gonna go look at the diabolically awesome swag. Speaker 5
It'll give you twenty percent off of that too. Speaker 1
You just can't beat that deal. I don't care who you are. Speaker 0
Right. Thank you, Alexander. Speaker 1
Don't thank me. Think diabolical coffee. You're right. Speaker 0
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That guy, Eric, must be a good guy, but not very savvy if he asked me, giving away twenty percent left write all will and nilly. Speaker 3
Who wrote that one? Speaker 0
Tracy and probably Liz, Speaker 3
you know, vote. That is a really, really good Speaker 0
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That's all Speaker 0
I know. This week, Chad, is here. And he's in the and in the spirit of fantasy football draft season, we're going to have a draft of our own for a good old universal Donnybrook. So Chad. Let's Well, don't bore us. Get to the chorus. Let's talk about this idea of yours. And, yes. What what are we doing? Speaker 2
Okay. So you want me to go well, let's let's let's let's let's go through the scenario. Speaker 0
Okay. Speaker 2
It's okay. So you're you're in Letter Kenny. Right? Some d gens have showed up and busted up, modine's three. You and your good buddies have to defend modine's. Who are you choosing? So that's that's what we gotta do. Speaker 0
So you gotta draft your your, posse, basically, or this Donnybrook that's about to happen. So, in true draft fashion, I mean, I think everyone here, Matt, do you know what a draft is in sports? Speaker 1
Go draft. Go sports. Speaker 0
Okay. Victor, I know you know, Tanya. Do you know what a draft is in sports? Speaker 3
I gotta put a team together. Yeah. Speaker 0
You gotta put a team together. Speaker 3
Yes. Speaker 0
And we're gonna take turns picking our brawlers. And I've watched the league. Yeah. I get it. Okay. So that's what we're gonna do in this, in this episode. We're going to take our balls. Speaker 1
Heather Kenny and Shoresy? Or Speaker 0
Yeah. I'm gonna I'm gonna give you a list of l here. Let me share my screen. Speaker 1
Oh, there's a okay. You're taking away the guesswork. Thank you. Speaker 2
Yeah. So each round, you're gonna pick one hick. You're gonna pick one hockey player. You're gonna pick one skid, and then you you can pick any others. Also, you added natives and then others. Speaker 4
How many points are goals and how many points to assist, and more importantly, how many points are penalty minutes? K. Speaker 0
Yes. Victor, here's what's gonna happen. We are going to you everyone's gonna draft their team, and then we're going we've got a full house on the live stream. I'm going to put up polls in our discord, and they're going to vote who's got the toughest team. And I'm we're gonna we're gonna there's gonna be score Speaker 4
on attributes. Speaker 0
Well, here's the this is where the you guys have to come in Speaker 2
when your knowledge of the shotgun. Speaker 0
When you make your pick, you're going to explain why you're picking this person to be on, you know, on your Okay? Speaker 2
Now this is going great. Yes. This is going exactly how I thought. Speaker 0
Yeah. That's fine. Alright. But Speaker 4
I mean, like, like, like, if you think of Pokemon cards, right? Speaker 2
Mhmm. I I didn't play the Pokemon. Speaker 4
They they they come with, like, superpowers. Right? And and so, Speaker 1
like, and if we put to, like, if I I hear you. So if I get like Riley and Jonesy, does it double down? It can be a double power? Speaker 0
Okay. Well, you're not gonna be able to. So As you see here, everyone everyone needs to get have a hick, a hockey player, a skid, a native, and an other character. And I'll show you the list that we're picking from on the next slide. What is HP stand? Hockey players. Dude players. Dude, I don't know how I thought it was Speaker 4
Can can I use mine for a hippo instead? Speaker 0
No. You can use, whatever is in that list that I'm showing you there. Speaker 1
So Are we on are we on this anywhere? We should Wait. Speaker 4
Can I get a print out of this? Speaker 0
No. It's on the screen. It'll be okay. So To determine draft order, we need to do a draft lottery. I have got all five of our names in this cup, and I'm gonna get our love my lovely assistant, Tanya. Speaker 1
To trades allowed? Speaker 0
Pick no. Speaker 4
You pull my name out first. Speaker 3
Do I have do I have to rent my people out first? Or Well, Speaker 0
we we first, we need to know order we're drafting in. So if you can pick up the numbers Exactly. Check out. Speaker 1
Does the draft's order remain for Speaker 0
the whole thing? Yes. No. We're going to, shift by one every time. So whatever the order so right now, let's Let's say on the screen right now, that would be the order. Al, Tanya, Matt Victor, Chad. Speaker 1
That's a perfect question. Speaker 0
Round round round two, it would be Tanya, Matt Victor, Chad, Al, round three would be Matt Victor chat out there. Speaker 1
You lost me around one. Speaker 3
Okay. Just just trust me then, please. So am I reading this out loud? Speaker 0
Yeah. Give me give me the name. Speaker 2
Trust that. Speaker 3
The name is Al. Speaker 0
Alright. So I get first Speaker 1
at w w a d -- Which is is is Speaker 3
is good because that's where Yeah. Speaker 0
Don't worry about what yeah. Don't worry about those first. Oh, kick Speaker 2
kick oh, it's first. Speaker 3
Oh, am I going again? Speaker 0
Yeah. So I get first pick Speaker 4
who gets second pick. Speaker 1
Right? His wife picks the name. Speaker 0
Well, if she picks her name, then it will it'll totally look like it. Speaker 3
I would pick Al Annie every time. Speaker 1
I've seen this episode of the office. Speaker 0
Did you pick ten? Speaker 3
I did. Speaker 2
This is Ray. I wanna revo. Speaker 0
Alright. Next one. Speaker 3
Okay. This is Speaker 1
fucking convenient. Speaker 3
They're in there. These are, like, really teeny types. Speaker 0
I know because I didn't fold them in because I didn't want you to pick, you know, them in order. Speaker 3
I'm picking them in order. Speaker 0
Matt gets third pitch. I just Speaker 1
wanna say, is this alphabetical? Oh my Speaker 0
god. No. Next, Speaker 2
it would be me. Speaker 1
No. That's why I realized it Speaker 0
didn't work. And the fourth pick will go to Speaker 3
Oh my You Speaker 0
know what? In draft lotteries, they start Speaker 3
from it. Speaker 0
They start from the highest number and down to the lowest number. Speaker 1
How am Speaker 3
I doing this? Speaker 0
So I I will reverse the order. Speaker 2
Let's just let's just let's just go and order as it is. Uh-huh. Speaker 0
No. I'll reverse the order. A Victor and Oh my god. How did you do that? Speaker 1
Oh, no. No. No. You're going Speaker 2
to have straight stuff on the line. Speaker 3
You went from He's Speaker 1
giving himself an out when he loses. Speaker 3
And Chad is is Chad, you are there. Speaker 0
Of course. It's the last one. So I thought Chad was the judge. So, basically, Tanya picked the order that's written on the screen. Speaker 2
The audience is the dredge. Speaker 0
I just want you to know that that was a fair thing she did it on, you know, it was a complete chance. Speaker 1
Have these characters signed up to Actually Brawl because How are we gonna know? Speaker 0
Okay. So once we have our teams picked, I'm gonna put up polls in the discord, and we're gonna have our our listeners votes on on the players and then on the teams as well. And we'll figure out the winner with that. Okay? Yes. Speaker 3
Will they know who are people? No. They will. Speaker 0
Where I'm gonna write them down so they can they're watching along with us. Oh, okay. Speaker 4
Alright. I can't see I Speaker 2
mean, they also listen to the podcast. Speaker 0
Here's the list. Speaker 2
K? Know who will pick. Speaker 0
Round one Hicks. We have Bonnie McMurray, Dairy Dickens, joint boy, Katie McMurray. Missus McMurray, Rosy, squarely Dan Tyson and Wayne. That's an alphabetical order. Round two, hockey players, parts, Betty Ann, Boometown coach, Corey, Dolo Fish, Goody Hitch J. J. Frankie. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. Speaker 4
J. J. J. Speaker 0
J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. The skids, Connor, who who's the vape lord, Darren, who the guy with the skid with the beard. Devin Gay rolled in Stewart, the natives are acts, meag, slash Tannys, Jim, one, two, and three, Zig and and Zig one, And then the others, Anik, Anita Dick, Angie, Abby Goldstein, Bradley, Dierks, Ellen, Gail Glen Hardray j. Excuse me. Marie Fred, the matchmaker, not No dick and Ron. So I know Chad that you originally had this plan, set up so that each round was for different, like, categories. But I think what should happen is now that we've all seen everything that's available, it's more strategic, who whoever's picking, like, Obviously, the first pick's gonna go to Wayne unless I look and and say, I don't wanna be stuck with a weak skid, and there's there's fewer skids. So maybe I pick you know, one of the skids first. You know what I mean? Like, so it doesn't matter what what position you pick for. It just matters the order in which we pick. Would you agree with that? Speaker 2
No. I I wanted it that way. So, you know, it would be a fair, like, pick. So you don't Yeah. But the fair thing obviously, somebody's gonna pick, right, like, Wayne and chores you right away. Speaker 0
That that's what I mean. So if if it doesn't matter what position, just like in any support. Speaker 1
Oh, so I can choose from any category. Speaker 0
I'm thinking it would be more strategic if Speaker 1
Oh, sorry. Speaker 0
So for round one pick from any so in your mind, start formulating who what your team's gonna look like. You need to have at least one hic, one hockey player, one skid, one native, and one from the other. So you're gonna have a team Speaker 2
of five. One and then when you're throwing down. Pick. And then once somebody's picked, they're Speaker 0
off the off the board. Speaker 2
Off the board. Yeah. Speaker 0
So, like, so you wanna be strategic. So if I pick Wayne, First, no one else can ever can pick Wayne. Wayne's done. Wayne's off the board. Speaker 4
Right? Wayne Wayne exists twice. So Speaker 0
Well, no. There's Wayne and then there's Shoresy. So there's Shoresy en route in in the hockey players list. It's up to you. Like, when you say I, you know, for my pick, I pick Shorzy, as my hockey player, and here's why, because he's a dirty player, but whatever. Whatever you wanna do, like Speaker 4
Somebody couldn't us towards the end Wayne. Speaker 0
Yeah. Yeah. Possibly. It's possible. We'll see how the picks go. That I was hoping to to to mix up the the order though, but Tanya picked it this way. So we're gonna make, you know, we're gonna keep the order the way it is. So I get first pick. What should we do? The way here's my spatula. Alright. So, the what I the way I wanna do this to to make it a little more interesting is you need to kind of make an, a case for why you're picking the person you're picking. So say for my first pick, I'm gonna pick so and so, and here's why, because we need to, convince our listeners, the ones who are gonna be voting, why, you know, how we're assembling our team and and why the team is being assembled the way it is. So for my first pick in round one, I'm picking a hick, and of course I'm picking the toughest guy in Letter Kenny. I mean, you know, that's why I I did the the the lottery because I knew he was probably gonna be the first one to go. I have to take him. Got him anyway. And I got him anyway. I tried to not get him, but I got him. And I gotta pick him. He is the the the Connor MacGregor. No. The the com the house guy from Edmonton, the, Speaker 4
Oh my god. Speaker 0
Connor McDavid. The guy he's the Connor McDavid of this draft. I'd be an idiot not to take Wayne. So for my first pick, I'm taking Hick Wayne as my, Hick. Tanya? Speaker 3
No. Do I have to pick a Hick or do I You can pick anyone in the list. You can Speaker 2
pick whoever you want. Speaker 0
Yeah. You're not You need Speaker 1
one from each category. Speaker 0
You're not picking necessarily somebody to go against Wayne. You're just picking somebody for your five. Yeah. Speaker 3
Okay. Speaker 0
Because ultimately all the hits are gonna go against each other, all the hockey players. So pick somebody for your five. Speaker 3
Pick somebody for my five. Speaker 4
It it can be Oh my god. Speaker 0
The person the the person you're picking isn't going up against Wayne. Speaker 4
Go for the Speaker 0
Unless you're picking a hick. In the voting, I'm gonna put all the hicks against each other hockey players against each other, all the skids against each other, all the knee. And then I'm also gonna put all the fives against, like Speaker 3
So I'm picking a hit. Speaker 0
You don't need pick a hit on your first, you can pick whatever you want. Whoever Speaker 3
Oh, I see. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Speaker 4
As an example, you can pick somebody from the other category. Speaker 0
That's yeah. Speaker 3
I understand now. Right. Okay. I'm picking a hockey player and I'm gonna pick Shorzy. Speaker 0
Alright. That makes sense. Well, I'm surprised. Now why are you picking the shorty though? Speaker 3
Because he, is dirty. Speaker 0
Yeah. Okay. That's it. That's he fights dirty. Speaker 3
He fights dirty. Speaker 0
He won't drop his stick. He thinks that's stupid. Speaker 3
He's he's got good chirping techniques, and he's going to throw other people off of his their game. Speaker 0
Alright. So, Tanya, for her first pick, Picks Shorzy, a hockey player. Speaker 3
Are you taking Shoresie off the list? Speaker 0
I'm taking Shoresie off the list. Speaker 1
Do I need to reveal my strategy? Because I don't I'm really Speaker 4
You don't Speaker 0
need to reveal your strategy, but you need to make a case because people are gonna vote for your picks. Right? Speaker 1
Yeah. Yeah. Fair enough. I'm a take Katie for my first pick. Speaker 0
Okay. Speaker 1
She's bad ass. She's got she's got some support. She's not afraid to throw it down. I love her. She, I I want I want some Katie Cat on my team. So I'm gonna I'm a take it for now. Speaker 0
Alright. Speaker 1
You'll see where this is going. Speaker 0
Yeah. Fair enough. Who do you take for your first pick? Speaker 4
I'm gonna go for the natives. Speaker 0
Mhmm. Speaker 4
And I'm gonna go with, Meg one. Speaker 0
Meg. Alright. Why meek? Okay. And not Zeek. She's the she's the more, Speaker 4
Are you kidding me? Meg Juan has this, the magic turtle she's the prettiest girl in the universe. Ain't nobody gonna touch her. And and, yeah, she's got superpowers. Speaker 0
And how but how's that gonna help her in the fight? Speaker 4
What do Speaker 0
you mean? Okay. Alright. Speaker 4
She's she's gonna use her turtle brooch and and, mess mess everybody up. Speaker 0
Alright. Chad. Alright. Where are you taking for your first? Speaker 2
I'm picking gay because, Speaker 0
you know Damn you. I was gonna be tough. Speaker 2
Yes. She's tough. She's definitely Speaker 0
damn it. Speaker 2
Definitely been in some fights before, and she she knows how to use a baseball bat to smash, Speaker 0
Well, and and and of the skids. She's probably the toughest of all the skids. Yeah. Speaker 2
Probably mostly. Mostly. So we're going for the toughest skids. Speaker 0
So Yes. That's a good pick. She's gonna be my next pick, so you've taken her off the board. Alright. So gay is off the board. Speaker 4
Your your other list is missing some key. Speaker 1
I I agree. Speaker 0
Who gonna Speaker 4
I'm gonna go Speaker 0
under the door. Speaker 5
Don't say Speaker 0
is it your turn? Okay. No. It's not your turn. Yeah. I won't say. Okay. No problem. Say it Speaker 1
when it's your turn. If you wanna call out a missing elements. Speaker 0
So so far Speaker 1
I I'm with you. Speaker 0
So far, I have Wayne as my, Hick and Tanya has Shoresy as her hockey player. Sure. I can't spell Shoresy, Matt's, picked Katie as his hick. Katie cat, the the with all the box shots, Victor, you picked Meeg as your native, and Chad picked gay as his skid. Alright. So do you guys understand now what's going on? Oh, yeah. Alright. Alright. Alright. Speaker 1
Yeah. Let's do this. I'm ready. Speaker 0
Okay. So round two, Tanya, you get first pick. Now you've already picked, hockey player. So now you gotta pick the other position. Speaker 3
I understand. Speaker 0
Alright. Speaker 3
I am going to pick. Speaker 0
That should have some background music. I'm gonna pick Speaker 1
Don't you have any on there sound board Speaker 4
there? Speaker 3
Man, I I want I want so many people, but I okay. Speaker 1
Put on some Dolo or something in the Speaker 0
background. Yeah. Speaker 3
I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna pick rolled. Speaker 0
Gonna pick rolled. Okay. Oh, I yeah. Okay. That would have been my pick too, but, Speaker 1
Okay. My turn now? Speaker 0
Yep. You're good, man. Well, hold on. Ten, do you wanna talk about why you are? This is a top show. Speaker 3
Right? He's a rabid monkey. Like, Speaker 0
That's Speaker 3
He he he would, like, he would, yeah, he would absolutely, like, he would Speaker 0
your eyes out. Speaker 3
Claw your eyes out. He would take anyone down for sure. Speaker 0
Oh, Tobias thinks he just won this decision. We'll see. We'll see. From the peanut gallery. Okay, Matt. Who do you take for your second? Speaker 1
Alright. I wanna add one to the others category. Speaker 0
Yeah. Absolutely. Speaker 1
Clearly missing. Laura Moore. Speaker 0
Oh, alright. Speaker 1
I I'm taking Laura Moore, because in my eyes, she takes Shoresy. Sorry, Tanya, out of the competition. Alright. Speaker 0
So I won't even bother adding her there because Okay. Yeah. Okay. So let's see here. Victor, it's your pick now. Speaker 4
I'm taking a Luca. Speaker 0
Luca. Who? Speaker 4
Luca. Luca Luca Policetti. Speaker 0
Oh, god. Speaker 1
Course you are. Did they come as a pair? You just take the Paula Chedis? Speaker 2
No. No. That's the same reason why you can't pick all three gyms. Speaker 0
Jesus. Okay. And that's your other other player pick. I should've known. I should've fucking known. Speaker 4
And I don't think I I don't think I need to explain. Speaker 1
No. Can I choose the gold? I've already had my other. The goldfish is off then. Speaker 0
Chad, who do you take for your second pick? Speaker 2
Oh, I'm taking squirrely D. Scirly Dan. You know? Alright. He's good in a fight. And, again, you know, he knows how to swing a bottle. Alright? Speaker 0
Squirrely Dan. Alright. And, for my, second pick, damn it. You already took rolled. I'm taking I'm taking Connor. I'm taking Connor as my skid, because, well, he's he's got the height and reach advantage. And, Patrick Reach around. Patrick McNeil is one heck of a wrestler. So I'm gonna take, Connor as my skid. Alright. Okay. So We'll just go back to the board here and see the results so far. So Skid, for me, is Connor. Tanya took rolled as her skid. Matt took Laura Moore as his other He went way off the board for that one. I I kind of respect though the the the strategy there. That's a I Speaker 4
don't know Speaker 2
if he went away off the board. Speaker 0
Yeah. Victor, you took Lucapulachete. Oh my god. Does anyone the truth in the live stream. Does anyone remember that his name was Luca? No. No. I'm I'm actually Speaker 1
in the just called them the Paula jetties. Speaker 0
I didn't know that yet. Maybe I'm just assuming Victor is right. Maybe he doesn't, and Chad's brother. Speaker 1
His brother is like clearance or something. Speaker 4
His brother is Angelo. Speaker 5
Okay. Speaker 0
Really damn. Speaker 1
I don't know you to be wrong, so I I just have to assume it's right. Speaker 0
Yeah. I'm surprised that awesome isn't chiming in yet saying, yes or no to that. So we'll have to assume Victor's right until he's not. I just Speaker 3
got an idea. Alright. Speaker 0
So that's round two. Round three is gonna go matt, Victor, Chad, out. Ask myself. Hold on. My my Richard Chad. Speaker 1
I'm amped up for this. This is fun. Speaker 0
And Tanya. Alright. So Speaker 1
Right. This Chad, this is better than crap. Speaker 0
So that so, the Speaker 2
that, Speaker 0
you might wanna join the, the the TPS d gens football fantasy thing that's happening in the discord. If you if you're enjoying this, they're doing this again on Monday, for for football. The the the d gens. Wait. Speaker 4
Like American football or really? Speaker 1
No. I need to know anything about football. Speaker 2
American football. Well, there's a Speaker 0
lot of people on there that don't don't seem didn't join because I I I'm horrible at those, but So you Speaker 4
know what they can choose messy now? Speaker 0
No. Not not that football. But he's Speaker 4
playing in there. Speaker 2
It's American but Speaker 4
it's American plus song here. Speaker 0
Alright. Here we go. Bring up the list again. So let's shit. Let's do minutes. Okay. For your third pick, who are you taking? Speaker 1
I'm going tennis. Okay. Speaker 0
I'm good. Speaker 1
I think Tannis, again, removes a number of players off the board, acts slash old toucher, they're too afraid. Takes Wayne out because he won't touch her. It's Speaker 0
But he's already touched her and, yeah. Speaker 1
Yeah. Yeah. But not not not not in the throw down. No. Well, I guess the guy, you know, I guess that's throw it up. Anyways, I'm taking Tannets. Speaker 0
Alright. I see the the, I see the strategy here. Victor. Speaker 4
So, remind me, we have to pick at least one person from each category. Speaker 0
Yeah. So you've already picked a native and you've already picked an other. So now you gotta pick a skid, a hockey player. Speaker 4
I better I better go skid because there's a, that's slim pickens. Right. Not to be confused with Dickens. Speaker 0
Mhmm. Speaker 4
So I think I have to go with Devin. Speaker 1
Of course, you did. Speaker 0
Why wouldn't you? Like, okay. Why? Speaker 4
Because they just see what he did to the guitar. And and and and I think he's gonna be like like he very angry. Speaker 0
Mhmm. Mhmm. Speaker 4
Not being part of the universe for so long. I think he's gonna feel like he needs to prove something. Okay. Speaker 0
And Speaker 4
there's gonna be some comeuppance to be had. Speaker 2
See, Speaker 0
but I like that logic, but I'm act I'm shocked that, Stewart has fallen this low in the draft already. Chad, Speaker 4
who are Speaker 1
you who are Speaker 4
you taking? Speaker 1
I'm seeing a Stewart. Speaker 0
Well, but he won, like, he won with his wrestling moves. Remember when he when he took on the drug dealers? Speaker 3
Who did who did Victor just pick? Speaker 0
The skid who disappeared after season two, Devin. Speaker 3
Devin. Oh, Speaker 1
okay. When you yell at people in Georgia or Was it Georgin? A rat? Speaker 0
And Cassie makes a good point. Is Stuart pre Jim's rat or post gym rat? Who knows? I don't know. Okay, Chad. Speaker 2
I'm gonna go with, hitch for my hockey player. Speaker 0
Hitch. You know, you Okay. Speaker 2
He never has had a fight. He also knows how to have a good martoonista. Mhmm. After the fight, you can get a get some martinis with hitch. So And Speaker 4
and be save his name real fast. Speaker 0
Yeah. It's ten inch cock. Ten inch. Yeah. And his dentist is a sludge hammer. So he He's tough as nails. Yeah. Speaker 2
Please stop it, fox. Speaker 0
I'm messing with it. Alright. Speaker 1
Oh, it's gonna be my next Speaker 0
one. Good Speaker 1
pick. Good pick. Speaker 0
I've already picked my skid. So who do I have left? So I need to pick a hockey player. Speaker 1
Can you remove hitch? Just just Speaker 0
-- Oh, did I? Sorry. -- Speaker 1
staring at a mic and double double pick them. Speaker 0
K. Hit is off the board. Alright. My let's see. Oh, man. Should have thought of this before. I need a hockey player. I need a you know what? I'm going with boom town. I'm going with boom town because the guys built like a brick shit house. And, he when he gets angry, he gets, very passionate. So I think, I think he's my my hockey player. Pick. Tan? She's hiding her notes She doesn't wanna see. Speaker 1
This is so intense. Speaker 0
Oh, black man. This is Speaker 2
actually how I kinda actually wanted to go. Speaker 1
Since the most a stressful part of Speaker 0
my vehicle. Jeff says good pick. Thanks, Jeff. Yes. I think I think is a good pick. Speaker 3
Oh, man. I want these these people. I like it. Is it this is stressful? This is stressful. Okay. Speaker 0
So, Tanya, you've you've got a hockey player. Speaker 3
No. I know who I have. Speaker 0
Oh, okay. So you what are what are you taking? Speaker 3
Okay. I oh, shit. Oh, man. No. Yeah. Man. Speaker 4
You're gonna have to get off the shitter. Speaker 3
Okay. Okay. I I'm I'm gonna play with the with the guys here. I'm going off the board. Speaker 0
Oh, what? Oh. Speaker 3
I'm picking Professor Tricia. Speaker 0
For oh, for the other? Speaker 3
For the other? Because -- Oh. Speaker 0
-- Speaker 3
because she -- existing one. Speaker 1
I like it. Speaker 3
Because she just, like, you there, Matt. You you put, Speaker 0
Okay. Speaker 3
Who'd you do? Oh, you did, Laura Moore? To take out Shorzy. I'm putting professor Tricia in to take out Skirly Dan. Speaker 1
There you go, see. Speaker 0
Yeah. Plan. Speaker 1
Plan defense. Okay. Speaker 3
And I feel like she would be a good contender against, Katie as well. Speaker 1
Because I don't know because I'm considering how they would react to these people -- Sure. Speaker 0
-- Speaker 1
in a scenario as well. Okay. Speaker 3
So I feel like, yeah. She could she definitely Speaker 1
much at play here. Speaker 3
And she would hold her. She would hold her own with a lot of yeah. She would yeah. Speaker 0
Mhmm. Speaker 3
She definitely. Speaker 0
Yeah. Alright. Let me put these in there. Matt took Tannis. Damn it. I want a tennis, but okay, tennis goes to max. Speaker 1
I'm surprised you didn't see pick tennis earlier. Speaker 0
Well, because I was too busy picking Wayne first, and then Yeah. Speaker 1
Yeah. You weren't I'm also about yeah. We're thinking the long game Speaker 0
there. No. I wasn't seeing it. Speaker 2
Sunrise Tennis lasted this long in the Speaker 0
Still shocked. Okay. That Devin got picked over Stewart, but okay. And, Chad's pick was hitch, which Alright. Okay. So we're off to was it one, two, three? We're off to round four, and that's going to start with, Victor. Alright. Victor followed by Chad. Speaker 1
He wants it. I know he wants to see Speaker 0
the screen. Yeah. I know him followed by Tanya. I'm I'm not gentle, like, Speaker 2
put an enter, like, right after I did that. So it's, like, now it's lower than everything. Speaker 0
Okay. Yeah. There you go. Speaker 1
It's because your team's a mess. Speaker 2
No. It's not. Speaker 0
Excellent. Alright. Here we go. This is round four. The rules change. What? No. They haven't changed. Here we go. Victor, who Speaker 4
Okay. Well, I guess we have to go with the round one since this has less options. So so we'll go there. And I think The choice is pretty easy. You gotta go with Tyson. Speaker 0
Tyson over joint boy? Speaker 4
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I mean, I met Tyson in in furry slippers, and he he was still tough. And he's got special powers. He can poison everybody's food. Speaker 3
Oh, let's see. Speaker 4
And and put some extra peppy in the peppy paninis. So I think we're, you know, we gotta go with the man who controls the face. Speaker 1
I still love that when you said when you said don't take a picture of my shoes and that's what we got. Bacon center with his shoes. Speaker 0
That was a good pick, Vigna, Victor. Speaker 1
That was Speaker 0
a fantastic. Speaker 2
That was a good one. Speaker 0
Alright. So Tyson is off the board. Chad. Speaker 2
I'm gonna go with an other, and I'm gonna pick Gailer. We're gonna go with Gailer. Speaker 0
Oh, yeah. Speaker 1
Yeah. Nothing's off grounds with Gailer. Speaker 2
Yeah. Especially. She's gotta defend her bar. So she's going she's going full in. Speaker 0
Mhmm. Okay. And we've seen her throw some tantrums. So she yeah. She's passionate. Okay. So it's my pick. What do I need? I need a native or an other. Alright. I'm going with native and, thank you, tobias, for this suggestion. I completely agree. Jim one. I'm taking Jim one nasty Marasti. Definitely. Speaker 1
Yeah. I thought that was that was one of my shit. I don't know what to do here. Speaker 0
The guy is, like, he he's, like, Taidomi. He's, like, built like a rock. Yeah. No one's gonna knock him down. Speaker 1
Or did we met the the one place you said he had actually fought Marasti before. Speaker 0
Yeah. And lived to tell about it. But he was like Speaker 1
the Speaker 0
the the the dude we were talking to was a big guy. And, yo, Marasti isn't, yeah, Marasti, like, isn't that tall, but man, like, Speaker 2
But the the dude's wide. Yeah. Speaker 0
Yeah. Alright. Tanya, your pick. Do you need to know what you're missing? Nope. Speaker 3
No? Okay. Speaker 1
She's in it now. Speaker 3
Oh, oh, yeah. Like, I'm focused. I was, like, tired before, but this is, like, woo hoo. Okay. Speaker 0
And I Speaker 3
wanna do this again because I've never done it before. So, like, this is test round. So next, like, you need to set this up so that we do it again. Speaker 0
For another episode? Or Another episode. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. You got a winner. You got a winner. Speaker 3
Because I have no idea how this works. But and I've no idea. But I'm like, yeah. So anyways. Speaker 1
We're very engaged in this one. Speaker 3
I don't know. It's Speaker 0
it's good. Speaker 2
This is what I wanted. Speaker 3
Hands down. I'm picking Ziguan. Speaker 0
Zig. Okay. Speaker 3
Zig. Speaker 0
Oh, I heard a, I think Chad wanted Zig in the next round. Speaker 1
Yeah. Yeah. She's fiery. Speaker 0
That's the chance you take. She may not be available in the next round. Speaker 3
Yeah. Speaker 0
So that's your native. Alright. That's that's a good pick. Okay, Matt. Final pick for this round. Okay. Do you need to know what you what you need or do you need? No. Speaker 4
No. No. Speaker 1
No. I'm paying attention. Speaker 0
Okay. Speaker 1
I'm as I'm as focused as I've ever Speaker 0
I know. This is I can't believe how freaking focused you guys are. Speaker 4
This this is yoga mat right here. Speaker 1
Oh, man. Speaker 2
Okay. I got to take off, Devin off the Speaker 0
board, though. Oh, did oh, you're right. Speaker 1
He might get picked. Speaker 2
Yeah. You know. Speaker 3
Are we, like, continuing after we'd okay. Okay. Speaker 0
Then the voting happens. Are Speaker 3
all the people eventually gonna get picked? Speaker 0
No. No. Speaker 3
Or, like, then Just our phone. Okay. I was just Speaker 0
Unless you wanna add around. Speaker 1
There's clearly more people there. Speaker 0
Do you Speaker 4
wanna add left everyone left on the board is gonna go. Speaker 3
Can I have, like, a venture? Speaker 0
Like, somebody just We could add a round for wild card if you want, like, a wild card round. Speaker 1
So, alright, So I'm going with my boy Goody. Speaker 0
Goody. Speaker 1
That dude, that look he gave is unbelievable. If you Speaker 4
if you like checking. Speaker 1
He he he just looks like he got crazy all over him and, I need to have him on my team. Speaker 0
Yeah. Alright. Goody. That's that's a good pick. So let's let's go to the board. Speaker 1
I want I wanted hitch. Speaker 0
I know it. Yeah. So, and Jim one is my, my native Tanya picked -- Speaker 4
Who who who took hits. Oh, Chad. Speaker 2
I did. I did. Speaker 0
I got it. Zig as her native, Matt took Speaker 1
See, Chad, you're team's very disconjointed, man. I don't I don't get it. Speaker 3
Victor, Tyson. I'm I'm picking Speaker 2
I'm picking for, like, likes Speaker 0
yeah. Tyson for his hick. Okay. Speaker 3
I'll call it out so you can just Speaker 1
tell checkers, and I'm playing chess. Speaker 3
And then other for Chad is gay. Gailer. Speaker 4
Is that how you spell gay? Yeah. Speaker 0
Yeah. G Alright. Final boat. So we're gonna do one more round and and then a wild card round. So because it sounds like you guys are having a lot of fun. Next round, Chad gets the first pick, and then me and then Tanya. Speaker 3
Oh, I'm so excited. Speaker 1
Notice how he added a wild card when he knows Speaker 5
the loop comes back, Max. Speaker 2
See see. And all the good I opened up I opened up a random wheel spinner on my other screen here. Speaker 1
We should do a new a new draw for the Yeah. Speaker 2
No. I I have I have a random generator on this screen. We're making these rules up as Speaker 1
we go along. Speaker 2
Okay. Right here. Speaker 0
Well, that Speaker 2
that'll spin. And then we're not letting Speaker 1
out that'll move this. Speaker 0
Alright. Okay. Chad, let's Speaker 1
keep out. Speaker 0
For round of this round. Round five. Do you know what you need? Chad. Speaker 2
Yeah. Yeah. We're gonna go with Jim number three. Speaker 0
Okay. Jim, the the the more verbose. For gym number two. The more the more verbose gym, the one with all the cups. Speaker 1
It's talk some smack, trophies. Thank you. Speaker 0
Alright. Jim three is off the board. Cool. What am I what am I missing? What am I missing? What am I missing? Speaker 4
How many cups do you wear, brother? Speaker 0
My other. Okay. Let's see. I I don't have any okay. I have to rectify that. I don't have any women, and I, and I feel like that probably a bad idea. So guess what? I'm yeah. I'm taking a Anita Dick. Speaker 2
Okay. Speaker 0
She, she's scary. I think, I think she could stand up to any. Speaker 4
I like -- -- changing roles with the wife there now. Yeah. Speaker 0
So I love her, Speaker 1
but I don't think you thought that one through. Speaker 0
Anita is my other, because I think, I think she would throw down. Speaker 4
Tara. Her super powers. Speaker 0
She bleats like a goat. Speaker 3
She has a gash. Okay. I am so excited that I get to say this. Speaker 0
Mhmm. Speaker 3
Hands down, missus Mac. Speaker 5
Yeah. Speaker 3
She Miss missus McMurray. Speaker 1
Oh, okay. Speaker 3
That woman, if if she doesn't have her husband to hold her back, that woman could be scary. Speaker 4
Mhmm. Bryer sober. Speaker 3
Have used the things that come out of her do you remember, anyways, I will do I need to defend it now? Speaker 0
If you want or or, you'll have a chance to Speaker 3
Do you remember all the things that she said when she was on that golf cart? Speaker 0
Mhmm. Yeah. Yeah. Speaker 3
No. That woman She would she could absolutely she takes it Speaker 0
for sure. Speaker 4
Talk her way out of a paper bag. Speaker 3
Oh, she's got it. Speaker 0
Alright, Matt. With your fifth pick, Speaker 1
It's Stewart. I've only got cs to go. There's only two left and Stewart. Yeah. And, yeah, it's Speaker 0
You don't wanna risk, somebody pulling on Darren's beard. Right? So it's Speaker 1
Oh, and that was okay. I mean, in all fairness, I love the skids, but there wasn't a lot of talent in that pool. So I was okay leaving that one. Speaker 0
Once gay was off the board. Yeah. There was Yeah. Who you Speaker 1
can pick? Exactly. I was I almost started with gay, actually. Speaker 0
I was gonna start with gay as well. Speaker 2
I should have. Speaker 0
I should have. Speaker 1
But I'm with Speaker 3
the landing experience. I wanted other people. Okay. Is there like an opportunity to swap a player? No. No. Okay. Speaker 2
No. Damn it. Speaker 0
This is draft. Okay. And Victor, you get the final pick in this round. Where are you going? Yeah. Speaker 4
This We Speaker 1
need a trade round. Speaker 4
Yeah. This one's hard because there's some people that I wanna equally take, but I have to I have to go with my, with my gut here, and and this one is for Cassie. You know, you gotta go with coach. The man the he's a menace to society. And you know what? You never know when he's gonna go off. And when he goes off, You better watch out. Speaker 1
But it's all verbal off. Speaker 4
No. No. Hide your guy every garbage cans, and then and and Speaker 0
and He Speaker 4
the man was the size of two people. Now he's the size of one, and he's got something to prove. He all he's talking about, as, you know, the his work at the gym and whatnot. And we saw him live. Mhmm. And he was he dominated the room. Nobody could take take take their eyes off him. He and and, you know, even Cassie got in there and he fended her off I thought, you know, you know, he did he he he did well against Cassie. So I gotta go with the man. Speaker 1
Here's Cassie already. Yay Victor. She was hoping someone was gonna pick coach. Speaker 3
Oh, man. I want their so oh, okay. Speaker 0
Victor's -- Oh. -- hockey player's job. Speaker 1
Robbie Zolb said that no one's picked Harlan. Like Oh, yeah. Well, he serves the guy. We love the guy. But There's Speaker 4
a lot of good choices that I've made. Speaker 3
I also wanted Mary Ann. Like Yeah. Speaker 2
Alright. Speaker 3
How would it take on her? Speaker 2
So we'll do we'll do a yeah. I did Jim three. Alright. Do a wild card brown. Speaker 0
Yeah. Let's do wild card so Do do your random number generator? Speaker 1
Wild card draw. Of it. Where where is he Speaker 3
going? Wait. Wait. Wait. Is there a category that we have to stay in? Speaker 0
No. Wild card, you can pick from any card game ever. Speaker 3
I have played this before. A moment. Speaker 2
It's working. I was trying to see if you could see the screen button. Speaker 0
It's alright. Just just name right. Name it a call it a What about it? Are there Speaker 4
are there jokers in Uno? Speaker 0
No. Yes. Speaker 2
In April's first? No. It is me. I go I get a go first. Yeah. Speaker 3
Sure. Yes. Speaker 1
Give me just Speaker 0
give me the rest of the order, Chad. Speaker 2
Just so your first -- convenience. Speaker 0
-- Speaker 2
remove all instances. Up next is Speaker 4
Just making it a Speaker 0
map. Okay. Speaker 1
Next That's convenient. Next. Speaker 2
One second. I gotta I gotta let it spin. Okay? Speaker 0
Yeah. We get it. We get it. So here, it'll give you some match game music too. Speaker 2
And then it's then it's Al. Speaker 0
Okay. And then and then And then we Speaker 2
got Victor. Victor. Can you fix line? Uh-huh. Speaker 0
Alright. So final round wild card round, and you you don't need to pick you can pick anyone from any, positions. So Chad. Speaker 2
You wanna okay. Let's go with Speaker 0
let's left here. Right? Speaker 2
I know. There's a lot of there's a lot of good people left, and I'm I I don't know who I want. Speaker 0
Dolo's still there. Speaker 3
Okay. Stop talking. Speaker 2
You you mentioned it. I'm gonna Oh, Speaker 3
you have to Speaker 4
take Al, you're a fucking Speaker 3
Yeah. Isn't he? Speaker 1
Why would you speak? Speaker 0
I don't know. Speaker 3
Jim two Speaker 4
and sausage. Speaker 1
We know Chad can't read. Speaker 0
Hold up. So, Chad, what's your pick? Speaker 2
Dolo. I'm going with Dolo on this one. Speaker 4
Say, other things, Al, that you want Chad? Speaker 3
Take this one off. Chad picked him already. Speaker 0
No. He picked Jim three. No one's picked Jim two. Yeah. Speaker 3
Oh, he picked Jim too. Speaker 0
I I picked Jim, one, three. Speaker 4
He he won chat to give him. We sure as well. I picked the the Speaker 2
tall Jim. Speaker 0
Wow. Victor's really taking this one seriously. Oh, my battery's running low. So who's next? Matt Matt. Matt was Can Speaker 1
I can I see the overall selection so far for a second, please? Speaker 0
Yeah. For sure. Speaker 1
Okay. Can you go back now? Speaker 0
Yeah. Alright. Speaker 1
Sorry. I made my own theme music. Speaker 0
You did. Speaker 1
Feeling judged by that, but whatever. Speaker 4
It was it wasn't great. Speaker 0
I I am judging you. Speaker 1
It was better than silence. I think. Speaker 0
Do you want do you want me to give you some suggestions? Stop it. Who would Speaker 3
you need to stop talking? Speaker 1
I need I need I need to roll to to round this thing out, which I've had a this was wild card rounds tripping me up. I wasn't expecting it. Speaker 3
Mhmm. Now I know I didn't plan for it. Speaker 0
You weren't expecting because it was we literally just added it. It Speaker 1
I'm I'm gonna I need some muscles. So I'm gonna throw joint boy in there. Speaker 0
Oh, alright. Joint boy. Speaker 2
Then it was l was next. Speaker 0
I'm next. Oh, yay. I'm taking Bradley because he's a fucking killer, and I can't believe he lasted this long. Speaker 1
Oh, should you see Bradley there? Speaker 0
That's right. Bradley is a killer. That is my wild wild card pick. Speaker 1
Oh, that's a good one. Speaker 0
I know. And Victor. Speaker 4
Well, you know what? I mean, I'd love to go with Matt, but since he's still available, I'm gonna go for Angelo and complete the set. Speaker 0
Damn. Speaker 1
That's gonna be a great fire. Speaker 0
Oh, jeez. They don't move. They just sit sit stand there looking weird. Speaker 4
By the way, where is ginger and boots? Speaker 0
Well, I didn't add them, but you could've you could've could've Speaker 2
picked them. Speaker 0
Yeah. You could've gone Speaker 4
off course. I I thought about it. I thought about it, but I feel like that they're kind of them and the Pachyettis or, But Speaker 1
who you can't even say their name? Expect the Paula Cettis. Speaker 0
Okay. Victor. And then finally, Tanya, you your last pick. Speaker 3
The last goes to me. Speaker 4
I just gave you a good tip. Speaker 3
I'm Speaker 2
oh. The ostrich. Speaker 3
What'd he help? Speaker 2
Yeah. Pick the ostrich. No. Speaker 4
Be be before that. Speaker 3
You know what? Yeah. No one wants to touch the ginger. Speaker 0
Oh my god. Speaker 3
No one wants to touch. Speaker 4
That's not the tip I was talking about, Speaker 1
but sure. Speaker 2
Raising. Speaker 0
Yeah. Dickens. With the reals? Mike Murray. Speaker 4
I thought, Tanya, for sure, you're gonna select Nat. Speaker 3
I was gonna select Nat if to to take her off, so no one would put her against short because she she would defeat She would take out Shoresy, but I I'm picking glass. So no one picked her, so I'm alright. But I'm trying to okay. So who can I I need to defeat other people? Speaker 4
Glenn is still there. Speaker 0
Oh, my gourd. The special powers, the power of a of a, Speaker 2
still up. Speaker 0
The cheese of credit. Speaker 1
As long as glenn shows Speaker 3
up in those bars. Speaker 0
We're gonna we're gonna I'm gonna put this up for votes. Speaker 3
Okay. So do you who calls for who's going to fight? Like, do I get to say who I'm, intend to fight? Speaker 4
Also, also, if you select Michaels, he can just show his junk Speaker 3
So How how how how like, how does this how does the how do the fights Speaker 0
Well, you know why? You you bring up a good point and we're making shit up as we go. Right? What I was going to do is I was gonna put each position up against each position. Right? So everyone's hicks. I was gonna put in a I thought Speaker 1
we were putting the Ross against the roster. Speaker 0
Well, no. Yeah. That's both. That's gonna do both. I was gonna do by position, and then, as complete rosters. You know what I'm saying? Like, to to and then add up the points and to see who the winner is. Right? Speaker 2
But now I'm wondering if Speaker 0
we don't play this kind of more like a Pokemon game where We're gonna go round by round, and we have to play our cards. Speaker 2
No. That's too confusing Speaker 4
as well. You gotta make those Speaker 2
cards first. Speaker 1
I actually gotta look that. Speaker 0
No. Like, you you tell me who you wanna play in the first round. I'm gonna put it in the poll and then everyone votes who wins according to who we put Speaker 4
in the Speaker 2
That's really funny. Speaker 0
I think we should try that. Speaker 2
Okay. Speaker 1
Okay? Yeah. Speaker 0
Let's try it. But but so Speaker 1
But how do we choose who goes first? Speaker 0
Well, the that part doesn't matter who goes first. Speaker 1
It does, though. Speaker 0
Does it? Okay. So we'll we'll go Speaker 1
Like, if you Wayne, it determines Speaker 0
who I'm gonna put. We'll just go in the same order as we did all the rounds. Speaker 4
Wayne can beat everybody in your team. Speaker 0
No. But you can only once you use a card, you can only use the card once. Yeah. It's dead then. You bring your card. Speaker 1
I understand the logic, but there needs to be some selection. Speaker 0
So maybe you hold Wayne back to the end if you if you need to hammer. You know what I'm saying? Like, I mean, you don't use them right away. Speaker 1
Well, you can use them whenever you Speaker 2
wanna chew them. Now we know what else strategy is. Speaker 3
Okay. Okay. Go back to the other page. Speaker 1
We haven't thought this fully through. Speaker 0
No. No. But, I mean, I think that that will be fun. We'll we'll play Letter Kenny Pokemon. Speaker 3
Gotta catch them all. Okay. Speaker 0
Wayne, I choose you. Speaker 3
Oh, shit. Who has this person? Speaker 1
Fucking funny. Speaker 3
Okay. This is too much thinking. Hold on. One pick. Speaker 1
Chat, Chad, you did well. Speaker 0
That's who's left. Speaker 2
I thank you. Thank you. Speaker 0
You don't know who's gonna play in more order Speaker 2
in your elite limerick. Speaker 4
Al, as we're moving along, remember Speaker 0
-- Speaker 3
I don't Speaker 0
-- Speaker 4
this is this our listeners are listening to this. So No. Speaker 3
I know. Does somebody have Rosie? Speaker 0
No. Rosie's right there. You wanna take Rosie? Speaker 3
I'm taking Rosie. Alright. Speaker 1
Oh, we're still in the pick. Speaker 0
Well, that was the last time. Speaker 3
I'm sorry. It was my wild. It was my wild. Speaker 4
That was officially -- Okay. Speaker 0
-- Speaker 4
took the longest ever. Speaker 3
I'm sorry. It was a lot of fresh sure being the last. Speaker 0
Alright. So my wild card was Bradley. Speaker 2
Brad See Speaker 1
if he remembers all these. Speaker 3
I gotta take out Wayne. Speaker 0
No. I I wrote it all down. Speaker 1
Wrote on the paper. Speaker 3
I'm taking out Wayne with Rosie. Speaker 0
Or Ramrod? Tanya's wildcard is Rosie. Speaker 3
Not Fosey. Speaker 0
Fosey. Rosie. R f -- Okay. Stop. People. My god. Matt Speaker 1
You've really never been on this show before. Speaker 0
A joint boy. Speaker 4
Is WC stand for water closet Speaker 0
Yes. You Victor. Okay. Speaker 1
Hundred percent. Speaker 0
Victor's wildcard is Angelo Paul. Chhedi. Something like that. Speaker 1
They're gonna be a force. Speaker 3
Police to tea. Speaker 0
And Chad's wild card. Was Speaker 2
Dolo. Speaker 0
Alright. Here's what we're gonna do. It's gonna be like a game of Pokemon. Speaker 1
Dolo made it to the wild card. Speaker 0
So I'm going to folks in live stream, make sure you have your discord open. I'm going to start a poll, for the first round here. And what we're just gonna go in the same order as the as the thing. So I'm gonna play first. My first, combatant is going to be Bradley. Speaker 3
And then I get to pick anyone that I want. Speaker 0
Yeah. You pick whoever you want to go against Bradley, but whoever you pick That's it. You can't use them again. So pick wise I get it. I get it. Mhmm. Speaker 3
Mhmm. I'm going to pick. I'm going to pick rolled. Speaker 0
You're gonna pick rolled? Okay. So rolled. It's Tanya's pick for this one, rolled. Oops. Next is Matt. Who do you pick? Speaker 1
I put, I'm a throw a joint boy in there. K? I love this. This is so fun. Speaker 0
Joint Boy is your pick for this first battle. Victor. Speaker 1
Seven. Okay. Speaker 0
And, I mean, when you guys give your picks, I mean, you can maybe talk about how you think they'll fight, you know, why you're picking them. Speaker 1
Why? So we can give away information for the next selector? Speaker 0
No. It's oh, okay. So you do it after while while people are voting. Speaker 1
I get it. Okay. Speaker 2
That's a strategy. Speaker 0
Alright. And then, final, Chad. Speaker 2
We're gonna go with, Jim three. Speaker 4
Jim strat or Wow. Speaker 0
Jim three. Okay. Speaker 1
He talks too much. Who me or? Speaker 0
Oh, Jim. Jim three. Yes. Alright. The poll is up folks go and votes, for who's going to win this fight. Is it gonna be Bradley, who's the killer? Rolled who is the feral monkey joint boy who's gotta take a drag every be between the punches. Devin, who I don't know how he wins in this competition or gym three. Please enter your votes, and we'll give you guys so let's talk about this fight. Like, why did you pick who you picked? Like, make make your case. So Speaker 1
are we going in order? Speaker 0
Start with Speaker 4
start with Bradley, maybe. Speaker 0
Yeah. Well, Bradley Bradley's a killer. I mean, that's it. Like, He's one of the only people Wayne respects as a fighter. And I think he didn't he knock Wayne out in that episode? Or yeah. So Obviously, Bradley is, is gonna win this one. What about Rold? Speaker 3
Rold is a feral monkey. Speaker 0
Right. Speaker 3
Bradley won't even know where he came from, but he's just going to spring on top of him and take him down. Speaker 0
Yeah. I see a lot of votes for joint boy. I don't understand that. I disagree with that wholeheartedly, with the fuck. Well, Speaker 1
of course, you would because you put Bradley in. Speaker 0
Yeah. What the hell? Bradley's Bradley. Speaker 1
We're just we're just hearing hearsay Speaker 0
this point. Speaker 1
I mean, I get I get rolled, but rolled's all, feral monkey, but unless he's bringing rabies to the party, you know, he's just he's just all noise. I thought I thought ahead. I thought Victor might throw Tyson in there, but I still think of the two. Toynpelli comes on top and Chad. I mean, let's see through hitch in the round. I I didn't see much coming Speaker 0
all right. Jeff says, who the hell chose Devin Victor chose Devin. Of course. Victor, what's your strategy here? Speaker 4
I didn't think any I I I didn't wanna lose anybody here that's strong for next rounds, and I needed a sacrificial lamb. Mhmm. Speaker 0
Oh, I see. Speaker 3
And you know what? I was I was thinking Speaker 0
I get it. Speaker 3
Because you know what? I don't think Rould could go up against, Stewart. And I was worried that you'd use Stewart because that would take out rolled because he all Speaker 1
used the So that's Speaker 0
the kind of a He'd Speaker 3
use the force on him, and then that would be over. Speaker 0
Man, the the strategy going on here is crazy. So King is all strategy. Let's see here. Speaker 4
Your text here. Speaker 1
This is the most thinking I've done in any of these episodes. Speaker 2
I know. Speaker 1
Four board. Speaker 4
And who knew Chad would make you do that? Speaker 1
I know. I even stopped drinking because I'm like, Speaker 2
I'm gonna be honest with you. I did the exact same strategy as as Victor. I picked I picked one character that I We'll see how far he goes, but I I don't think he was gonna win it. Speaker 0
Alright. Our timer's gone off twice now. Let's see what the vote says here. With seven votes. Yeah. Join boy wins this one. So, we'll give that. We'll we'll give that to, Max. You're in Speaker 1
the wrong you're in the wrong box. There you go. Speaker 0
Mac. It's one point for winning that first round. Speaker 1
It's really the wrong box? Speaker 0
There were three votes for Jim three, and two votes each for Bradley and for Devin. I don't understand. Actually, the the poll starts with a a vote. So That's Speaker 1
just a Victor fan. Speaker 0
So, yeah, you have to minus votes. Speaker 3
No. One pick world? Okay. Speaker 0
No. I'm Okay. Speaker 3
I see how it is. That's okay. Speaker 1
Get a vote. I thought he was your sacrificial lamb. Speaker 4
I love that Devin got a vote. Speaker 0
No. Dev oh, Devin did get a vote. Yeah. You're right. So the poll starts with one. So you have to multiply, subtract one from the thing. Anyway, round two. Tanya, you start. So you throw out your first card. Who are you going with in this round? Speaker 4
That's gonna be ten minutes at least. I love this. Speaker 3
Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Here we go. Here we go. Miss Max. Speaker 1
Yeah. You don't know what you did. Speaker 3
Go go. Missus Max. Speaker 2
I didn't think it was gonna get this far. Speaker 0
Missus Max. Missus Mc Murray, I choose you. Speaker 3
Oh. I choose her. Speaker 1
She's massive. Oh, good choice. Speaker 3
Good because she's going. Speaker 0
Alright. Matt, who do you choose to go up against? That's what Speaker 3
I know. Speaker 1
I didn't see that one coming. Speaker 3
Mhmm. That's what I didn't know. Speaker 1
See it coming, Tim. Speaker 3
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Speaker 1
Fuck. Speaker 3
Now, it's gonna take a long time. Speaker 1
Hold on. I'm a throw. Come on. I'm a I'm a throw Speaker 4
come on, mister Price. Speaker 1
I'm I'm a I'm a throw Tenieson. Speaker 0
Oh, interesting. Tennis. Okay. Speaker 1
That that was a curb. Well, I didn't see coming. You you you button hook and I didn't know you're gonna butt hook and hook. Speaker 0
Okay. Victor. Speaker 4
Butt hooked you. What does that mean? Speaker 1
Button and hook. Speaker 4
Oh, okay. So you you have to go with somebody that's, not gonna really care that it's a lady. So we have to go with Angelo. I feel like Angelo, it's me. Speaker 3
I knew you were gonna say that. Speaker 0
For one of the follow-up checks. Especially if he's drunk. Speaker 4
I think Angela's not gonna have any trouble. Speaker 0
Okay. And, Chad, Speaker 2
we're gonna go with, squirrely Dan. Speaker 4
Oh, interesting. But he takes, women's classes. Speaker 1
Yeah. You do that was a mistake. That was a mistake. Speaker 2
Yeah. But I'm I'm trying to get votes here. Speaker 0
Alright. It's early, Dan. Yeah. Alright. Let's see. In this fight, oh, man. Okay. I'm going with Connor. I'm going with the skid just because kind of along the same lines as Victor, he doesn't care maybe about hitting a girl. So I'll go with, Connor. Speaker 4
I didn't say Angela would hit her. Speaker 0
Or whatever, fighting a Speaker 4
fighting a girl. And remember nobody actually knows what the Palacharis do. They just do. Speaker 0
Okay. The poll is up, and let's, give our, voters some time to cast their votes. Oh, we we got one for Tennis already. Two for tennis. Oh, tennis is flying out in the lead. Speaker 2
I I might have used them too soon. Speaker 0
Shit. Oh, oh, Nope. Now Angelo, it's getting a flight. Wait a minute. Victor, are you voting, Victor? Are you voting? Speaker 3
What the hell? Speaker 4
I don't even know what that means. Speaker 3
Okay. How is He this is crazy. Speaker 0
I don't think people Speaker 3
a button is working. Come on, people. Missus Mac. Speaker 4
No, Angela. It begins with a. What are you talking about? Speaker 3
I don't think my I don't I don't think it's working. Speaker 0
Oh, it's really Dan. It gets a couple of votes too. Speaker 3
Can somebody just test to see if a is working? Speaker 0
Connor's getting no love and Missus Mac getting no love. Speaker 3
No love. Okay. It's not working. Everybody, like, just reach out. Let us know if a is working. Oh, Speaker 0
we didn't even go through. Okay. Your reason for miss missus Mcmarie is she's fearless and she's always drunk and and whatever. Right? Like Speaker 3
Oh, she's scrappy. She would just totally. She would absolutely she she used an SOS pad people. Speaker 0
Yeah. Okay. Speaker 3
Was it was still wool. It was steel wool, upper hoo hah, like, come on. Speaker 0
Matt, what what about tennis? Speaker 1
What about her? Speaker 0
Why did you pick her? Speaker 1
She's she's she's a beast, man. So I I thought for sure she could, oh, do Mc Murray, miss McMar. Sorry, but she could Angelo? No. Come on, man. He's got henchmen, but they're he's not they're not them. Speaker 0
Mhmm. Okay. Speaker 1
Scrilly Dan, Like, you called someone called out women's course Speaker 0
-- Mhmm. -- Speaker 1
not a chance is is he touching tennis. And then what was your connor? No? No. Tennis would not would just drive Carter to the ground. It was an easy one. Speaker 0
Yeah. Victor Angelo Pollachete other than the fact that you you think he would fight women. What why else? Speaker 4
Listen. Listen. The man the man took a gang of the toughest, teachings in in sudbury -- Mhmm. -- and got them to basically wear mascot outfits and an escort. Mhmm. The boys to the arena. So, I mean, like, we don't know what they did. Mhmm. Speaker 0
But Speaker 4
they did something. Speaker 0
And Chad, screw it in. Speaker 2
I was just trying to go for votes, honestly. Okay? Speaker 0
Yeah. Hey. You got a couple. Speaker 2
I I'm just I'm Speaker 0
just trying to play the game here. I got none for for Connor. And Tania got none for missus McMurray. The winner of this one is Tannys. No surprise there. So that's, Speaker 3
Matt. Matt, Speaker 0
that's that's your second point. Mhmm. So Matt's stuck at Matt. Speaker 1
You guys think Matt doesn't know how to think. Speaker 0
You're right, Matt. It it took you for granted. Alright, Matt. You get to go first this time. So Speaker 1
Alright. I'm like playing Eucker here. Speaker 4
Mhmm. Speaker 1
This is the way I'm looking at this. I I'm play I'm gonna lead I'm gonna lead with Stewart. Speaker 0
Oops. Sent the pole out too quickly. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Where's my delete message? Alright. Let's try that again. Pull. Who wins in a fight, and you say Stewart is your pick? Speaker 1
Yeah. I'm I'm I'm leading Stewart. Speaker 0
Stuart. Okay. Stuart. Who's up next? Victor. Who who do you wanna put up against Stewart? Speaker 4
Stuart. I think who can put Stuart in in his place? Well, you know, I think we need to give the Palachete's a break here for a And I think we need to put Tyson to work because Speaker 0
they both Speaker 4
clearly go to the gym. But when you when you put them against each other, You know, Stuart is just the wannabe, Tyson's the man. Mhmm. There's no games to be played here. Speaker 0
Okay. And he wears the shit out of those, sandals or whatever that it was. He was Speaker 3
What did he put in there? Speaker 0
Tyson. Speaker 3
Tyson. Speaker 0
I thought maybe you put Me in there. But anyway, Chad. Speaker 2
I'm picking gay because, you know, Stewart Speaker 0
-- Speaker 2
Oh. -- has gay sex. Yes. You you love gay and he's gotta have gay Speaker 1
Oh, good counter. Speaker 2
Pick n Pay. Speaker 0
Alright. And, oh, my pick. So what do we have here? Stuart Tyson and Gay. Stuart Tyson and Oh, man. Speaker 1
You might need a dick here. Speaker 0
I know. Yeah. Let I'll throw a need a dick in there. Why not? She I think she can take gay on and and scare this shit out of Stewart, and I don't think Tyson would touch her. So I'm gonna go with anita dick. I need a dick. Need a dick. And, let's see, Tanya. Where are you throwing in there? Speaker 1
Is she sleeping? Speaker 0
No. She's thinking. She's like I Speaker 4
I think Anita Dick would get mesmerized by Tyson's furry slippers. So I think Speaker 0
You have Shores? Speaker 3
You know what? Speaker 0
You have Z. Do you have Professor Trisha or is it for Rosie? Come on. I need to come here's a Speaker 3
go. Okay. Okay. It's a box. I'm throwing in Shoresy. Fuck me. Speaker 0
Oh, wow. Shoresy. Shoresy? Speaker 1
Really? Speaker 0
Okay. She's burning Shoresy. Right? Speaker 2
Burning Shoresy when EL still got Wayne. Speaker 1
Are you even playing the game? Speaker 2
Matt, who are you putting in? He he already picked. I let. Speaker 0
Oh, you let? Oh, so do we have everyone? One, two, three, four, five. Oh, we did. Okay. So here we go. The poll is up. Who wins in a fight? Stuart Tyson Gay, Anita dick, or Shoresy? So, yeah, let's talk about Stewart. Why did you go with him first, Matt? Speaker 1
Honestly, I I I I'll Speaker 0
be completely Speaker 1
honest. I'm not expecting to win this one. I I need I needed I needed my scapegoat. I think he could handle himself against a few of these, but I I think Chad's, Chad's introduction of gay on this one definitely takes me out Yep. Speaker 2
I don't think Speaker 1
the others were really touching, but based on gay, I'm out. Speaker 0
Yeah. Yeah. What about Tyson there? Speaker 4
Yeah. Well, remember, right, select the Tyson when, stored, was, is that who you stuart. Yeah. When Stuart was the only option. Right. But now I kind of I look at it. Mhmm. You know, I think Stuart and Gail, are they they're they're both, you know, kind of owners of eatery establishments, if you will. So I think they they will understand each other. They'll sort things out. Speaker 0
And it's not gay. It's gay. It's gay. Speaker 2
I used gay. Speaker 4
Oh, it's gay. Speaker 0
You used gay against her to to describe them. Speaker 4
She's Okay. Well, she's a minor. She she'll she'll she'll put her in her place. Speaker 0
I chose the I I chose a needed dick because I figured she'd be, crazy enough to Speaker 4
Yeah. I think she's, like I said, she'll get mesmerized by the slippers. She won't know what to do with herself. She will gash all over them. Oh, my gosh. And -- So -- and -- So -- and Speaker 0
-- Shoresy. -- Shoresy. Well, out Speaker 1
of the wild card here. Speaker 4
They they they I I don't think they've ever crossed paths. I'm trying to think. Speaker 0
They don't need to, but you you gotta, you know, play the game. Speaker 4
No. Like, because when Shoresy wasn't in the in Speaker 0
the Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah. No. I don't think she would Speaker 4
have No. Speaker 2
I think they did. I think they did. They were and not one of the one of the hockey scenes, he they were, like, trip he was, like, tripping, like Speaker 0
Anita dick? Oh, or Tyson. No. Or Tyson. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Probably. Speaker 2
Like, turpin Katie. Speaker 0
Yeah. Speaker 4
Yeah. She's a banker. I think I think Shersey would be Speaker 2
Lyson and joint board. Speaker 4
Yeah. So so here's what I think. I think Shorzy in in Letter Kenny was too goofy and Tyson, but while he's doing one of his naked headstands, a tyson would have just slapped him on his butt and every and it would have been over. Gotcha. Speaker 0
Well, you know what? It doesn't matter what any of us thinks. Shorsey ran away with this one with, with five votes. Speaker 4
Yeah. But that's bias. Speaker 0
Against three votes for Tyson, two votes for gay, one vote for Anita Dick. Thank you for whoever did that. And zero for Stewart. So this one goes to Tanya. Well done, Tanya. Speaker 1
Yeah. I'm not sure if you're a genius or not sure you understand the game, but that's Speaker 2
a good play. Speaker 0
That was a good play. It's a good one. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Speaker 1
I did not see Shoresy being dropped in that round. Speaker 2
Yeah. Thank you. Speaker 0
Off to round four. Here we go. Victor, you get first pick. Who are you throwing out there? Speaker 4
Let's see. Who we're gonna throw out? We're gonna throw let's see who's out there. Okay. Well, I don't think Wayne's gonna go next. It's the Speaker 1
softest team I've ever seen. Speaker 4
So you you know what? I think it's time to to say, I I hear Lucas saying, let me in coach and he's not talking to coach. She's talking to me. So I think I gotta put Luca in. Speaker 0
Oh, boy. Luca Polycetti is going Victor's first. Alright. Speaker 1
You know this is in golf. Right? Speaker 0
Okay. Chad, who are you putting in to counter, Luca Ballagetti? Speaker 2
You're gonna put in Gail. Speaker 3
I Absolutely, you do. Fuck. Speaker 0
Yes. That would be the most, yeah. That would Speaker 3
be a Speaker 0
bizarre bizarre fight. Speaker 3
That makes so much sense. Speaker 0
Damn. Think about that fight. Let's see. Who do I put in there? You know what? I'm just gonna add to the bizarreness of this fight, and I'm putting boom town in, just to get him, you know, riled up. I'm gonna put boom town. Boom, town in because he can he can beat them up like he beats up his wife. Oh, no. That's not that's not a good thing. What? Well, he does everything like it does to his wife. Right? So that's, that's what I meant by that. Nothing else I swear. Speaker 3
Wow. You better, like, you better backpedal hard. Speaker 0
Tanya, what are you putting in? You had Zig, Professor, Tricia, or Rosie? Speaker 4
Casey's not happy with you right now, Al. Speaker 0
I'm sorry. I didn't that came out quickly and wrong. Speaker 2
It Speaker 0
was just because boom town does everything like he does his wife. That's why that's what I went with. So Speaker 2
Like, he loves his wife. Speaker 0
He likes okay. You know what I mean? Speaker 3
Okay. This to this. Speaker 0
Oh my god. This Speaker 4
Are you doing equations? Speaker 0
You should see her her notebook as freezing. Speaker 4
Carry the one. Speaker 2
Carry the one at the five. Speaker 3
This for this. Speaker 2
So thirty eight. Speaker 0
This I got places. Speaker 4
It's it's it's n minus n r two. Speaker 0
It's n Speaker 3
I don't have enough people. Speaker 4
Squared over x Speaker 0
tam, look, you have Zig, Professor Tricia, or Rosie left. One of those three. Who do you wanna put in? Speaker 3
Pass. Speaker 5
Doesn't work like Speaker 1
that this time. Speaker 3
I wanna do I want okay. So that one's gone. So then okay. Maybe I'm gonna do I'm gonna do fuck. I'm gonna do professor Tricia. Speaker 0
Oh my god. That was so painful. Professor. Alright. Professor. Speaker 4
Imagine if you were listening. Speaker 0
I know. Well I'm Speaker 3
sorry, people. Okay. Sorry. I'm sorry. Speaker 0
And Matt. Speaker 1
Yeah. I've been thinking this whole time. It my I think my my only option in this scenario I feel is goody. Speaker 0
Okay. Speaker 1
I hate that. I hate that I'm using them, but I I feel like it has to be gated. Speaker 4
Is it because you think there's gonna be chicken? Speaker 1
No. I just I don't Speaker 0
No. I don't. Alright. Here we go. Speaker 1
There's been a couple leads that have thrown everything off, and I'm not Speaker 0
-- Speaker 1
Oh. -- happy about it. Speaker 3
This is stressful. Speaker 0
Who wins in a fight, Lucapulachete, Gail, boom town, Professor Tricia, or, Goody. Speaker 2
Ali. It's one hundred percent Gil. She doesn't give a fuck who she's fighting. Speaker 4
Are you kidding me? Speaker 0
Yeah. Instead of going by in order, just start Just do just do some chirping. Just do the chirping. Somebody actually voted for Luca Paulicetti. What the hell? Speaker 1
I'll play this. Speaker 4
How did you not vote for Luca Paulicetti? Speaker 2
It's the Victor fan club. Victor fan club. Speaker 3
You know what? Speaker 2
Eric honest. I played this role Speaker 3
wrong. She's just gonna start taking her clothes off and talking to everyone and goody, boobtown, Kayla, and Luca. Boobtown, the trip home, boobtown. They're all gonna fall down. They're all gonna be like, so speech. She doesn't even need to lift her pinky finger. Okay. That woman is going to absolute really demolish everyone just by talking to them. They are going to fall over, and that's all she needs to do. Mhmm. Associates him. Speaker 0
You got another sixty seconds. Speaker 4
Gail's You you Oh, she's gonna take out herself and Gail. They're just gonna get it on to you. Speaker 3
Gail's gonna wanna get it on with Professor Trisha. Are you kidding me? Speaker 0
I mean, Speaker 3
she She's gonna be taken out. Gail's gonna be taken out just Speaker 2
because take care of somebody Speaker 4
else. Speaker 3
And -- Gail and Speaker 0
-- Speaker 4
Gail and Trish. Speaker 0
-- Speaker 3
Luca's just Speaker 4
gonna And Trish are gonna take each other out. Speaker 3
Pona Charlie, he's just gonna sit there with his mouth open, enough, professor Trisha, you're Speaker 4
eating a Speaker 1
bundle. It's Speaker 3
just gonna have his moat and why Alright. You Speaker 0
know what? It doesn't matter what any of you say because, obviously, the winner here is Gail Congratulations, Chad. Speaker 2
I had called you. Speaker 0
By a huge margin, Gail got seven votes, versus Speaker 1
play my last boom town. Speaker 0
Actually, I I didn't ruin boom town's chances with my my horrible, off color remark there. I apologize again. And, let's see. Tide for third was, Goody and Luca, and getting no votes at all. Sorry, honey. Was professional, Trisha. So Speaker 3
terrible. Terrible. Speaker 0
We are on to round five. Speaker 4
Chadwick. Chadwick. Speaker 0
Chad, you get to go first. Speaker 2
We're going with Dolo on this one. Dolo. Speaker 0
Oh, yeah. He's at the phone with Dolo. Who wins in a fight? And Speaker 2
First pick. Speaker 0
First one, Dolo. Yeah. You gotta use them at some point. Oh, now it's me. Let's see. What do I threw I throw in there? I'll go Jim one. Yeah. I think Jim one can take Dollo easily. For sure. Or sure. Speaker 2
I don't know. You saw Dolo beat up that one dude. You Speaker 0
know? Genuine way. I know the Dolo a tall guy. Like, I've I've been beside him. Like, he's a tall guy, but, you know, it'd be tough to knock Jim one down, and you'd have to knock him down. And that ain't happening. So, Tanya, who do you think? Speaker 3
Ziguan. Speaker 0
Oh, okay. I'm going for the the the distraction, or do you think Zig can get a few shots in there? Speaker 3
Oh, she's totally gonna make those boys cry. Speaker 0
Yeah. Okay. Zig, Matt, who are you Speaker 1
encountering with? I'm playing my, dark knight here, Laura Moore. Oh. Listen. None of the sluts are gonna touch the captain's girl. Speaker 0
You couldn't use her against Shoresy. So you had, like, you had Speaker 1
to use find a new strategy. Right. But this one works too. Dolo and Jim are not gonna go near Laura. So I at least have that one out of the bag because that's Shoresy's girl. Speaker 0
I see what you're doing there. Okay. Speaker 4
Victor. Jersey's girl. Speaker 3
Victor. Speaker 4
Well, we have to go with Mig, because you know what? Like Speaker 0
Bika, your team's so horrible. Speaker 1
It's so bad. Slowed up. Speaker 4
Well, because me again, she's gonna Ziggs Speaker 3
is gonna make her cry. Speaker 0
I know I know we were just making the rules of this game up as we went. Speaker 3
I don't think been watching the show. Speaker 0
You you couldn't have, like, picked, like, a worst time. Speaker 4
I'm proud of my team. Speaker 0
Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. Speaker 4
And, and like I said, shit, me is gonna destroy everybody in his role. Alright. Speaker 0
What's going Speaker 1
on? Matt Meg. She's wonderful. Speaker 2
She seems she's too nice. Speaker 0
So I think seven and zee got the other hand. Alright. The the brawl is on. Let's see how it goes. Who wins in a fight? Dolo, Jim one, Zeeg, or a more or a meag. Oh. Dola jumps out to a a bit of a lead. I don't know about this guys. Oh, okay. Now now he's tied. Double and Jim. Oh, and Meek. Oh, Speaker 4
let's go. Meek. Speaker 2
Let's go. Speaker 1
And Laura Moore, Speaker 0
No? Laura. Oh, now Laura Moore. Okay. But Dola jumps out. Dola's got five. Okay. Speaker 4
But let's have Laura less and, I'm even more. Speaker 3
Come on. Zeke would make anyone cry. Speaker 4
Zeke Speaker 0
would make one. Who's got dull of that? Speaker 4
Zeke only makes Shoresy cry. Speaker 3
She would make anyone cry. Speaker 1
I I am really considering the personalities in this fight and their reactions to the fight. There's a lot of walkaways in these I Speaker 2
mean, obviously, Dolo's not gonna wanna beat up his his guy's girl. Right? His coach is his She's captain's girl, but he's gotta do what he's gotta do. Right? The man, he's tough. He's tall. Speaker 1
He's got a lot of love here for him. Oh my god. He can't have this kind of Speaker 0
Laura Moore is just behind him. And, okay, Speaker 4
behind him. Speaker 0
Just okay. So final results. Dola with five. Laura Moore with four, with three both Jim one and, Mig. And then, Zig got two. So there you go. The winner there is Dolo, who who had Dolo? Speaker 3
I didn't Speaker 0
mean Chad. So Chad moves into a tie with Matt. It's two two. Speaker 2
I mean, we know who what is gonna win this next round, so it's, like, not gonna fight. Speaker 1
Do we? Do we know? Speaker 2
I mean, it's kind. Speaker 0
Alright. It's the final round, of well, the wild card round. Here we go. Let me, type in my pool here. Pull. Speaker 2
And you you obviously know who's Speaker 0
Chad, who are you? Oh, yeah. I guess I'm putting everyone in. So you're putting your you got chitch. Hold on. Yep. Who wins in I got Speaker 2
plenty of stock. Speaker 0
And we got itch. And I have Speaker 1
Oh, Rosie's in there. See that. Speaker 0
When is my hammer there? Speaker 1
Your hammer's up against his love and his sister. Speaker 0
Yeah, man. Rosie, yeah, tenure. You're hammer Speaker 3
might not Speaker 0
feed rosie back. Might not might not actually work. Mark. It's Katie. Speaker 1
I love when a plan comes together. Speaker 0
Yes. And Victor, Cool. So what happens if we Speaker 2
end in a tie, guys? Do we do we Speaker 0
Well, we'll do a vote on, everyone's fives as well. Speaker 4
Then then then people vote on the the people that are actually holding the tie. Speaker 0
Alright, folks. The brawl is on between hitch, Wayne, Rosie, Katie and Coach. K I mean, I I'm Oh, this Speaker 4
is so okay. Speaker 3
So this Speaker 0
is I'm expecting at least one vote for coach. We know who that's gonna be. No. No. Speaker 4
So so Speaker 0
Oh, man, Katie. Look at Speaker 4
her. So Katie, Rosie, Rosie, and Wayne are gonna just cancel each other out. And then so what you're gonna have left with Speaker 0
is Wow. Hitch. I'm surprised. Pitch and Katie Earth. Take pitch. Speaker 1
You thought you thought your weight was gonna take it away. Speaker 0
And he's getting nothing. He's getting no Seval Speaker 1
Lopez has some begins. Yeah. Speaker 2
Head hitchcock is a is an outstanding gentleman. Speaker 0
Wow. Speaker 2
He's gonna fight who's gotta fight. Speaker 0
So Katie is in Speaker 4
the league. Speaker 1
Itches a bit of a wild card. You're not wrong. Speaker 2
I'm I'm a Speaker 0
little surprised that hitches in this race. I thought it would be between Katie and and Wayne or Katie and Rosie or whatever. But, no, it's Katie and hitch. It's blood. Oh. Yeah. Speaker 1
Blood is backed being down from Speaker 4
half Speaker 0
Being a gentleman. He's, like, stepping back. He's letting Speaker 3
his Sister. Speaker 0
Yes. That's a good one. Speaker 3
That's a good plan. Speaker 2
Like, he's not gonna fight. Speaker 3
It was good. Speaker 1
I think I picked Katie, the moment you picked Wayne. Yes. Speaker 0
Yeah. And the winner is Katie. Katie wins this with it. Mat with three points. So do I put up up everyone's fives for a vote? Maybe worth two points and see who wins that? Or no? Speaker 2
No. I think this is good. Speaker 0
This is good. Alright. So we have a clear winner. Speaker 2
We're almost we're almost in. Speaker 0
In for in first place, we have Matt with three points, Chad with two and Tanya with one. Victor and myself did not get on the board. Speaker 1
For your votes. Speaker 0
Wow. Yeah. Speaker 1
We're well You saw my vision. Yeah. I we saw you saw my vision. Speaker 0
Yes. And, So the okay. This is a lot of fun, Chad. I didn't know how this is gonna go. Speaker 3
This is real good. Speaker 0
I know. Speaker 2
This wasn't gonna go in. Speaker 0
This is great. I mean, a lot of it is how seriously you took you guys took this, which is awesome, but also how many people were on a live stream and in the in this discord, voting. Thank you. This would have been really bad if we didn't have a lot of people in there voting. So thanks a lot. For that. Thank you, Chad for being here today. This was so much fun. So, who what's her lineup tonight? Victor? No. It was Matt. Matt, your your final comments. Chad, Speaker 1
dude. Where, I don't you you killed it. Like, this is some of the most fun we've had in podcast and for a long time, and Speaker 4
I don't know Speaker 0
how it's gonna go with, like, as an audio podcast. I'm not sure. Speaker 1
I know. Speaker 0
I don't Speaker 1
even care, though. I love I love everyone. Speaker 2
Yeah. Nobody's gonna listen to this episode. Like, they're gonna get, like, No. Speaker 3
They're gonna listen to it, and then they're gonna yell and say, no. Speaker 2
Way through, like, the the, you know, they're gonna get through the intro part. Like, we talk to each other. And then they're gonna get to the fix and be like, this sucks. I'm gonna turn this Speaker 1
off. I hard disagree because I think people are gonna hear the competition and and play what happened here. Speaker 3
You know what? Yeah. Speaker 1
Wait. No. That doesn't make sense. Why would the no. This was actually brilliant chat, and I commend you on this one, bud. This is a lot of fun. This one's much different than anything we've done, but it was it worked out better than we could have imagined. Speaker 0
Yeah. For sure. Speaker 2
You can do this idea again now. But with and instead of me, you have, like, somebody else. Speaker 0
Yeah. No. I think I think we will do this again. And and now that we have the the rules set, Who knows? We Speaker 1
maybe we'll Speaker 0
probably change them again, but, I think I think the way this went was was was a lot of fun. Yeah. Speaker 1
This is a this is a blast. Thanks. Thanks for this night. Speaker 0
Dick, Victor? Yeah. Speaker 4
This was great. I don't know how I feel about Matt complimenting, complimenting chat so much. Speaker 0
I know. It's a little weird. Speaker 1
Affected. I came in angry. Speaker 4
Yeah. I don't I don't Speaker 2
like it. You you missed you missed the limerick, but he did come in angry. Speaker 0
So Speaker 4
Oh, really? I, I apologize for that. So so, you know, I'll listen back and and if it's true, then I'll I'll take it back. But, I don't like it, Matt, smart enough, for Speaker 0
next time. Speaker 1
Ten. This was just fun. Speaker 3
This was a lot of fun. Oh my gosh. And I and you know what? Whenever I listen to the radio and when they have, like, different things and then you have to pick, I'm always yell and then come back after the song. I'm always yelling at the the radio by myself in the car that it should have been something else. So this was this was so amazing, Chad. Such a great job. Thank you so much for the idea. This was a wonderful night. Now that I know how it's played, I wanna do it again. Speaker 0
Yes. Speaker 3
Absolutely hands down. And now I understand. Speaker 0
Okay. We will definitely do this again. Speaker 3
I I made so many notes. Speaker 0
Oh, yeah. Can you show? I mean, only only the people in the live stream. Like, look Speaker 3
This this looks like this is how I play, a clue. Speaker 0
It around. Speaker 3
This is how I play clue with the kids. Like, I I I did like What is that? I did like a lot of notes. Speaker 0
That's Tanya's mind. That's how it works. Speaker 3
That was my Don't you have Speaker 1
a laptop? You have spreadsheets on there. Speaker 3
I know, but I don't have my laptop in front of me. I have a notebook. Speaker 4
I'll get the woman a tablet or something. Speaker 1
Yeah. Actually thought you were sleeping a couple times. No. Because your head's been down almost entire time. Speaker 3
I was like Speaker 0
Madly scribbling. Speaker 3
Concentrating on who I was Speaker 4
don't understand what the what the hell are you taking notes about? Speaker 0
She's she's doing her strategy because Speaker 3
she was like Yeah. To see, like Her Speaker 0
match up. Speaker 3
I knew I needed to keep Rosie to for Wayne, and then I was coming after Alan. So that was, like, that She Speaker 0
held on to Rosie to the end, and, you know. Speaker 3
And then it was Oh, Speaker 4
do you do you use her, like, when you're doing, like, actual pools? Or you, you know, I guess you don't do that anymore? Speaker 0
Actual what? Speaker 4
Like, you know, like pools, like for baseball or Speaker 0
no pools. I'm I'm horrible at pools, but, yeah. Speaker 4
Well, you should use her. She'll help you. Speaker 3
This was a great game, though. Really great game. Speaker 0
Chad, I said what I said already, but thank you so much for doing this. And, yeah, that's up to you. What's up? Speaker 2
I actually this went a lot better. I thought this was gonna, you know, be like the worst episode. But, thank thank you for playing, I guess. I can't wait to see who you bring on to do this again. Speaker 0
Okay. Great. Speaker 1
Do I win something? Yeah. You win recognizing. The Speaker 2
You win you win, one of the maths behind you. Speaker 3
Yeah. Hey, Speaker 4
I just realized Chad that you and I matched today. Alright? Oh, yeah. Me too. Matches your your jacket. Speaker 0
Did you Speaker 1
ever had on the whole time? Speaker 2
Yeah. Yeah. You did. Speaker 0
You did. So, Chad, you you not only picked a great game. You also sent me the music. You want it want me to play us off here. And, you've picked a song called After Life by unleash the archers. So let me, get this one playing here. Speaker 4
Wait. After Life is a song by, Event Seven Fall. Speaker 2
Yes. Different different different different song. Yeah. There's a lot of songs with the same name. I don't know if you know this how that Speaker 4
Fuck you, Charles. Speaker 0
But this Speaker 2
is a great dog. Speaker 0
Very epic sounding. Speaker 2
It is a power metal game. That's it. Speaker 4
That was event seventy four. Different Speaker 0
cinematic too. Speaker 3
I love all the chat going on. Like, who would it be? Who if Yeah. Speaker 0
There's a lot of just for it to they can't wait to get into the after party. Speaker 3
Yeah. This person, then that person would want. Speaker 0
So let's let's let's get them into the after party. That's all we have for this episode. Next week, I'm not a hundred percent sure what we're doing, but whatever it is, it will be awesome. Speaker 3
And Speaker 0
it'll probably be on Friday because I'm I'm not here Thursday. Don't forget, you can use a promo code to stand for twenty percent off any purchase at dive walk with coffee dot com. If you'd like to support this podcast, please tell a friend also follow us on most social media outlets at protosan pod. Thanks for joining us. Now we're gonna lick our wounds and have a post brawl poppers at the after party. On be on behalf of Chad Tania, Matt Victor, myself. Thank you for listening, and have a great week. I hit the post. Speaker 3
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